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Shave your balls NOW !!

Post by oneeyeddick » Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:34 am

If you do it now, you won't have that annoying sharp stubble, and all of the razor burn will be healed up before you leave for the Playa.

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Post by Sham » Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:43 am

Thank you OED for that timely Pubic Service Announcement.
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Post by Trishntek » Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:51 am

I've shaved all pubs for many, many years,,,,, at least 10. Counterintuitive advise here: Shave WITH the nap of the hair. Do NOT shave against the grain,,,, that is how you get the bumpy skin. Just use one of those 3-blade disposables in the shower,,,, they do a great job!
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Post by Eric » Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:52 am

no.
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Post by oneeyeddick » Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:58 am

I tried using a nose hair trimmer for the hard to reach spots once.
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Post by goathead » Thu Aug 19, 2010 2:00 am

Eric wrote:no.
Eric, are you saying no, to oneeyeddick?

shaving with the grain?

the three blade system?
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Post by Sham » Thu Aug 19, 2010 2:04 am

goathead wrote:
Eric wrote:no.
Eric, are you saying no, to oneeyeddick?

shaving with the grain?

the three blade system?
Eric is always such a "Debbie Downer"!
An occassional "yes" wouldn't kill you.


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Post by Trishntek » Thu Aug 19, 2010 3:09 am

Laughinggg Out Loud!!!
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Post by junglesmacks » Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:51 am

I've found the optimum timeline for sack grooming to expected display time to be 3 days. I've found a sweet equilibrium between razor burn healing and yet maintaining that baby soft, stubble free delight known as freshly shaved balls.

They are quite nice, ladies. *ahem*
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Post by robotland » Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:27 am

A trigger-light MAPP torch works pretty well too, but you really need to rinse off the ash afterwards. It helps to stand on a mirror, but you'll never look at yourself the same way again.
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Post by Token » Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:27 am

Yeah, but which one of you silky smoothe mofos is man enough to splash on some Old Spice when your done.

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Post by C.f.M. » Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:40 am

Eric wrote:no.
Agreed.
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Post by teardropper » Thu Aug 19, 2010 8:15 am

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Sorry for the drift. Oneeye, you a Double Edge shaver? Cool. Old Gillette's rule.
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Post by geospyder » Thu Aug 19, 2010 8:17 am

TMI - trim yes, shave no!
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Post by Elderberry » Thu Aug 19, 2010 8:20 am

LMAO...this thread is sooo funny. (True, but funny.)

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Post by bburrito » Thu Aug 19, 2010 8:39 am

Nothin' says g'morn like your balls freshly shorn!
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Post by Token » Thu Aug 19, 2010 8:39 am

junglesmacks wrote: ... and yet maintaining that baby soft, stubble free delight known as freshly shaved balls.

They are quite nice, ladies. *ahem*
What kind of sack are you sporting there, Champ?

My junk is all turkey necks & gizzards. There ain't no smooth baby soft noth'n down there.

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Post by Sail Man » Thu Aug 19, 2010 8:46 am

Real men wax. :shock:

Then they cry like a little girl :lol:
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Post by junglesmacks » Thu Aug 19, 2010 8:58 am

Token wrote:
junglesmacks wrote: ... and yet maintaining that baby soft, stubble free delight known as freshly shaved balls.

They are quite nice, ladies. *ahem*
What kind of sack are you sporting there, Champ?

My junk is all turkey necks & gizzards. There ain't no smooth baby soft noth'n down there.

:shock:
Speak for yourself. My sack is like butter, and my farts smell like roses.
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Post by LostinReno » Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:29 am

Token wrote:
junglesmacks wrote: ... and yet maintaining that baby soft, stubble free delight known as freshly shaved balls.

They are quite nice, ladies. *ahem*
What kind of sack are you sporting there, Champ?

My junk is all turkey necks & gizzards. There ain't no smooth baby soft noth'n down there.

:shock:
Bahahahaha!

As my husband says, "My buzzard, needs his nest!"
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Post by Token » Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:33 am

I really, really, really have to make it to the M&G this year to meet all you FKOs!
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Post by LindseyRaeFace » Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:05 am

LostinReno wrote:
Token wrote:
junglesmacks wrote: ... and yet maintaining that baby soft, stubble free delight known as freshly shaved balls.

They are quite nice, ladies. *ahem*
What kind of sack are you sporting there, Champ?

My junk is all turkey necks & gizzards. There ain't no smooth baby soft noth'n down there.

:shock:
Bahahahaha!

As my husband says, "My buzzard, needs his nest!"
Bwahaha! Thats hilarious, you can have your nest. We have an agreement that results in no Shave = No Oral... You get the idea. But once youre on the playa thats not really an option anyway, so its more about comfort. Last year I waxed (fuck THAT) Is post-shaving bad on playa?
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Post by junglesmacks » Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:08 am

LindseyRaeFace wrote:
LostinReno wrote:
Token wrote: What kind of sack are you sporting there, Champ?

My junk is all turkey necks & gizzards. There ain't no smooth baby soft noth'n down there.

:shock:
Bahahahaha!

As my husband says, "My buzzard, needs his nest!"
Bwahaha! Thats hilarious, you can have your nest. We have an agreement that results in no Shave = No Oral... You get the idea. But once youre on the playa thats not really an option anyway, so its more about comfort. Last year I waxed (fuck THAT) Is post-shaving bad on playa?
Who under 50 doesn't shave anymore? I for one couldn't be happier that the 70s bush went out of style before I lost my virginity in the early 90s... (yes, I'm 34. Don't worry)

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Post by C.f.M. » Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:26 am

Who under 50 doesn't shave anymore?

Me. What a abject waste of time and money.
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Post by junglesmacks » Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:29 am

C.f.M. wrote:Who under 50 doesn't shave anymore?

Me. What a abject waste of time and money.
As is that whole sex life thing. I hear you.
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Post by C.f.M. » Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:35 am

junglesmacks wrote:
C.f.M. wrote:Who under 50 doesn't shave anymore?

Me. What a abject waste of time and money.
As is that whole sex life thing. I hear you.
Can't really give a shit what you, or anybody else thinks. Also a waste of my time. And I surely haven't had any complaints - or problems with my "life." :twisted:
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Post by Eric » Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:38 am

junglesmacks wrote:Who under 50 doesn't shave anymore?
Me.

All the men I sleep with.

Quite a few women I know.

Some of us like, oh, you know, men, not pre-pubescent shaved ickiness. I'm not a priest, I don't need to fantasize about smacking a minor. Give me a bush, furry balls, hairy pits & whatever body hair you naturally do (or don't) have. I like smooth all the way to monkey, as long as its natural.

I've told some hot guys "no" when I discovered their baby-smooth areas. Told 'em to come back after puberty.

YMMV.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:39 am

Me.
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Post by Kiro » Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:42 am

Eric wrote:no.
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