Please, Join me in the boardroom

Bounce530 · Post by **Bounce530** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:02 am

ygmir wrote:
is a hot Czech, like a bounced Czech?
If dropped, do they bounce?
.

I'm not Czech, please don't drop me.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:05 am

Bounce530 wrote:
ygmir wrote:
is a hot Czech, like a bounced Czech?
If dropped, do they bounce?
.
I'm not Czech, please don't drop me.

*presupposing I'd pick you up?*

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:08 am

"Klytus, I'm bored, what plaything can you offer me today?"

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Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:15 am

Great wake-up song!

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:26 am

Thanks Gyre...a-hem not sure what happened there.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:28 am

Fire_Moose wrote:Thanks Gyre...a-hem not sure what happened there.

Addons after jpg etc will not work as image.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 10:01 am

Trishntek wrote:CfM might be willing to do Czechs
She writes alot too,,,, so I'm thinking she's qualified.

Although she might be more into poles

I'm multi-culti. Poles, Czechs...smazny syr.

I do have a prediliction for Czechs, though.

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Pekl Chleb!

burner von braun · Post by **burner von braun** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 1:11 pm

Ok, it's settled then, glad we're all on the same page.

All in favor, say aye, .... aye
All opposed fuck you, the motion carried.

Let the record show that the Board would like to thank one Moose on Fire for the use of the room.

Next item before the Board, the economy.
As you will recall from our last board meeting, we asked our CFO, Ben Burnanke to look for ways to economize while still providing a great Burning Man event for our subjects ..er ah.. fellow burners.

I have his report here..

After close examination of all of our outgoing expenditures, including BLM land permits, security, infrastructre, hookers and beer, art grants, reclaimation, as well as others too numerous to mention, I hereby recommend that as a major cost cutting measure we replace the atomic fireball jawbreakers with those little bitty redhot candies, you know, the ones about the size of a pea except redder. And get this, we put two in each ticket envelope so folks think there getting twice as much this year! This alone will provide the organization with savings estimated to be in the tens of dollars.

Ok, all in favor say aye... Aye
Opposed fuck you

The Motion carried

I now open the floor for further disscussion and recommendations regarding potential cost cutting measures that the organization can implement for Burning Man 2011.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:34 pm

You win sir.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 8:53 pm

Fuck the money issues,,,,, I wanna know what we are going to do about shirt-cunting. We happened to witness this travesty in front of our very own camp! A rare siting indeed, but the seed has been planted! And mark my words,,,, If we do not do something about it now, it will get worse next year!

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Sat Sep 25, 2010 8:52 am

Encourage the customers to feel like participants.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Sep 25, 2010 8:54 am

I'm wonderin, if "sportin board" could be the same as "sportin wood", as relates to FM's invitation......

if so, the connotations are totally different.........

just sayin'.........

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:41 am

Trishntek wrote:Fuck the money issues,,,,, I wanna know what we are going to do about shirt-cunting. We happened to witness this travesty in front of our very own camp! A rare siting indeed, but the seed has been planted! And mark my words,,,, If we do not do something about it now, it will get worse next year!

As discussed in a previous meeting, "Shirt-Cunting" is to be known as Daisy Ducking.

Now the next order of business, where does the cheese end and the doodle begin?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:42 am

Fire_Moose wrote:
Trishntek wrote:Fuck the money issues,,,,, I wanna know what we are going to do about shirt-cunting. We happened to witness this travesty in front of our very own camp! A rare siting indeed, but the seed has been planted! And mark my words,,,, If we do not do something about it now, it will get worse next year!
As discussed in a previous meeting, "Shirt-Cunting" is to be known as Daisy Ducking.

Now the next order of business, where does the cheese end and the doodle begin?

the taint?

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:55 am

EHHHHHHH OHHHHHHH!!!!

One more outburst like that and you will be suspended with pay.

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:26 pm

There's a cheez doodle down there? really?

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:30 am

Sometimes I really wish to know what you are talking about...damn, need to improve my language skills...

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 4:00 am

None of us know...

burner von braun · Post by **burner von braun** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:03 am

That's pretty much what qualifies us to become Board members, we haven't got a clue! : )

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:59 am

gyre wrote:None of us know...

now now............who's saying that today, dear?

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:53 am

MisaBlue wrote:Sometimes I really wish to know what you are talking about...damn, need to improve my language skills...

Damn foreigners, why can't they be more American?

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 9:15 am

MisaBlue wrote:Sometimes I really wish to know what you are talking about...damn, need to improve my language skills...

No, you don't.

Take one cheez doodle

Insert into your rectum.

Cheez doodles blow.

FTW

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 9:25 am

But that's an imposter doodle!

Only trust the ones that know how to spell cheez

PS: I once met a woman on an airplane, whose brother met the inventor of cheez doodles. Apparently he is also a poet and sends her brother nice poems. The poems are not about cheez doodles, alas. I did ask.

burner von braun · Post by **burner von braun** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:01 am

Now, if there are one or more imposter doodles on base and less than two outs, and the doodle at bat hits a pop-up to the infield, then... oh wait.... wrong thread... sorry bout that

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:19 am

C.f.M. wrote:
MisaBlue wrote:Sometimes I really wish to know what you are talking about...damn, need to improve my language skills...
No, you don't.

Take one cheez doodle

Insert into your rectum.

Cheez doodles blow.

FTW

Hmmm...I like to take one of Taffel Sips from megapussi and insert it in my mouth...

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:22 am

hahaha, Misa......I brought a bag of those back from Finland......just to share the name with my friends.......

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:25 am

I was in factory where they make them!!! They didnt get why we are laughing all the time

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:25 am

hahaha what will non-americans come up with next?!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:26 am

So this guy goes to the doctor. The doctor asks "what seems to be the problem?" He says his pee-pee is bright orange. The doctor (okay I should say physician but I am lazy) says "well, have you been doing anything unusual lately" And our man just says, "Nothing, mostly just watching porn and eating Cheetos.

Cheez-weenie!

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:30 am

From Better Off Dead, a classic american film, from the pro-suicide point of view -

Korean Howard Cosell: "To what do you attribute your tremendous success?"

Response: "Language lessons."