The Bar... Volume#2

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:28 am

Ain't shit here I want or need. Except a nice discount if one of my parents - or both - die. Or I do.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:48 am

Did you see John Waters as a funeral director?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:48 am

C.f.M. wrote:
ygmir wrote:do you literally just have to wait for something to write?
Pretty much. It's a combination of I actually have nothing to do, and what I do have to do is boring and takes me about five minutes.

I have actually cried here, from sheer frustration and boredom.

If work blocks Netflix (watch it now!) I will be totally screwed.

your answer lies here, weedhopper:

http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... c&start=30

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:56 am

G'morning Gang!!

Well today is the first day back to a "normal" routine..hahhaa

Ya, I gotta WORK...four letter word!

This week is the first week of getting some hours for the Halloween store. I still dont know why after 7 yrs of working for this dude, he wont listen to me and Velvetina and do a small scale store yr round...Burners love that place!
I know I do!~

Ok...ya, not exactly work, more like play with large empty spaces of boredom.

This weekend we worked on the green house...I swear some projects refuse to be done...what is it with this green house???? Every time we go out there and do stuff ...it wants more! ok...maybe because we're not working 12 hr shift to get r done...hahahaaaaa

Did put the outdoor thermometer in the green house yesterday...80 degrees outside and 92 inside! woah!

CHEESE DOODLES for Da Mule...Oh and frick...Da Mule it was in the camper the whole time damnit!!!!

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:59 am

gyre wrote:Did you see John Waters as a funeral director?

Negative. But, back when I was considering it as a career for myself, I had all sorts of plans to market to the drag community. Yes, "Putting the fun in funeral" was going to be one of my business card lines.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:03 am

Do you use one of those that register lows and highs?

I keep meaning to get one of those.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:03 am

OMG, back when I went to cosmetology college, one of the direction I thought about going was the "funeral parlor Make up dept."
But then I went ....ewwwwww

Ended up working for commercesteins instead.

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:21 am

good morning peeps. woop woop!!!!!!!!!!!!! having my o.j. with my bacardi limon. so is one bird in the hand worth more than to in the bush...

magicmarty · Post by **magicmarty** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:30 am

Oh Lord, it's Monday again. Where's the coffee

Have as good a day as is possible off the Playa!

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:32 am

C.f.M. wrote:
gyre wrote:Did you see John Waters as a funeral director?
Negative. But, back when I was considering it as a career for myself, I had all sorts of plans to market to the drag community. Yes, "Putting the fun in funeral" was going to be one of my business card lines.

Best thing he ever did.

He does tableaus of people from their real life.

"We had a gangster tagging a dumpster.
It was so good, they came back and shot him again."

"I get sued a lot."

"Funeral Director: [disappointed] A Box, you want a box. You want the Number Three Package, with the Blue suit, the Hillview Plot, Pachelbel's Canon in D on Organ, with the Stargazer Lillies, and a card with the Twenty-Third psalm on it."

The best thing about that particular show may actually be the exploration of internet friendship.

S 2, Episode 14 if you want to watch it.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0930314/

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:33 am

pinemom wrote:OMG, back when I went to cosmetology college, one of the direction I thought about going was the "funeral parlor Make up dept."
But then I went ....ewwwwww

Ended up working for commercesteins instead.

It's a freaking good racket. Talk about job security...even just working part-time.

Our little old lady beautician gets $50 for about five minutes of bouffying hair.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:35 am

Zoom wrote:good morning peeps. woop woop!!!!!!!!!!!!! having my o.j. with my bacardi limon. so is one bird in the hand worth more than to in the bush...

I've always thought, " A bush in the hand, is worth two birds"........but, that's just me.

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:43 am

ygmir wrote:
Zoom wrote:good morning peeps. woop woop!!!!!!!!!!!!! having my o.j. with my bacardi limon. so is one bird in the hand worth more than to in the bush...
I've always thought, " A bush in the hand, is worth two birds"........but, that's just me.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 9:00 am

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 9:04 am

ygmir wrote:
I've always thought, " A bush in the hand, is worth two birds"........but, that's just me.

That phrase sort of covers the Bush twins when they were at burning man....

Pink Daddy · Post by **Pink Daddy** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 9:23 am

If they actually went to Burning Man, I would have loved to be on that greeters shift.

"Ok, all you secret service guys in suits and your little 'walkie-talkies', get down and give me some playa angels!!"

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 9:59 am

Any thoughts on when we get to page 500?

Edited to add one letter, but then I added this note, so it's way different.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 10:05 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Any thoughts on when we get to page 500?

Edited to add one letter, but then I added this note, so it's way different.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 10:24 am

Zoom wrote:good morning peeps. woop woop!!!!!!!!!!!!! having my o.j. with my bacardi limon. so is one bird in the hand worth more than to in the bush...

Zoom! Damn good to see you zoom on through.

Pink Daddy · Post by **Pink Daddy** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 10:53 am

That fountain doesn't look like it has enough alcohol...

jella · Post by **jella** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 11:26 am

very pretty CFM... *looks left looks right*
slips a bit of kettle one into the pink lemonaid fountain

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 11:39 am

I actually own that...I was Art Team lead a couple of years for Transformus, and we had a black tie artists reception.

How about a celebratory cake, then?

jella · Post by **jella** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 11:43 am

oddly enough I can only drink PBR with bacon..

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 11:51 am

They make PBR with bacon!?!?! How awesome

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 11:51 am

498 bars on the wall, 498 bars

you take one down you pass it around

Mojojita · Post by **Mojojita** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:44 pm

Zoom!!!!!! Nice to hear from you... and of course Sput!

jella · Post by **jella** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:16 pm

ugh it's been so hot
anyone for a margarita ?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:32 pm

that'd be great, thank Jella.........
haha, I got a fresh lime, still have Bombay Saphire.......but, forgot the tonic..........back to the store for me......

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:36 pm

Sure, I'll take one. Not hot in Montreal tho.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:40 pm

Mojo!

I'm always ready for a margarita, hot or not. On the rocks with a salted rim please.