Please, Join me in the boardroom

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 2:15 pm

/sigh

Ya ya, yer right. Lay offs are a good idea...maybe we can have a contest of the 5 worst performers, whichever of them robs the most money from a bank gets to keep their job.

Ya, filing stuff in their butts!

Post by **Eric** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 2:47 pm

Fire_Moose wrote:Ya, filing stuff in their butts!

and this is a problem how?

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:30 am

Fire_Moose wrote:/sigh

Ya ya, yer right. Lay offs are a good idea...maybe we can have a contest of the 5 worst performers, whichever of them robs the most money from a bank gets to keep their job.

Ya, filing stuff in their butts!

I propose that we lay off the cheez doodles.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 4:31 am

Box Burner wrote:
Fire_Moose wrote:/sigh

Ya ya, yer right. Lay offs are a good idea...maybe we can have a contest of the 5 worst performers, whichever of them robs the most money from a bank gets to keep their job.

Ya, filing stuff in their butts!
I propose that we lay off the cheez doodles.

that and backing off porn would end the "orange weenie syndrome"

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 6:11 am

That too. But it's the paperwork The orange paperwork makes the field agents nervous.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 7:57 am

uhh last time i whipped out my cheeze doodle for the field agents, they all seemed quite excited...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:06 am

Fire_Moose wrote:uhh last time i whipped out my cheeze doodle for the field agents, they all seemed quite excited...

(to herself) where is VP for containment Eric with the moose diapers?

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:08 am

WTF IS THIS WORLD COMING TO????

We cannot lay off the cheez doodles! We will have a huge doodle-relations issue to deal with. And then there will be EEOC complaints (Equal Employment Opportunity Cheez).

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:11 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
Fire_Moose wrote:uhh last time i whipped out my cheeze doodle for the field agents, they all seemed quite excited...
(to herself) where is VP for containment Eric with the moose diapers?

if he's whipping out his cheeze doodle, a thimble may well suffice.....no reason to waste a diaper, disposable or washable.

just sayin'.........

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:15 am

ygmir wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
Fire_Moose wrote:uhh last time i whipped out my cheeze doodle for the field agents, they all seemed quite excited...
(to herself) where is VP for containment Eric with the moose diapers?
if he's whipping out his cheeze doodle, a thimble may well suffice.....no reason to waste a diaper, disposable or washable.

just sayin'.........

You didn't have to clean up the mess in Da Bar.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:39 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
ygmir wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote: (to herself) where is VP for containment Eric with the moose diapers?
if he's whipping out his cheeze doodle, a thimble may well suffice.....no reason to waste a diaper, disposable or washable.

just sayin'.........
You didn't have to clean up the mess in Da Bar.

I was only making reference to "doodle exposure".........I can and do appreciate the clean up in Da Bar.
your machine, is a fabulous invention *tips hat*.

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:50 am

Minutes of a Joint Meeting of the Directors of the Companies
held by electronic transmission at Fri Oct 22 12:45:55 2010 (GMT-5).

Present:
all directors

In attendance:
doodles
and other voyeurs

By agreement, Da Mule acted as Chairman and Secretary.

Opening of the Meeting: Da Mule hereby declares the meeting open and requests that Artemis proceed to guide the attendees through the meeting's Agenda (the "Agenda").

Notice and Quorum:
The Chairman notes that all of the directors had received notice of the meeting and that the meeting (the "Meeting") was quorate, and accordingly, the meeting should proceed to business.

Directors Interests:
The Chairman notes that any Director who has any interest in any of the topics detailed on the Agenda declare their interest to the meeting. Declarations were made by the doodles.

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:59 am

Thank you, Da Mule, oh esteemed Chairman.

On the Agenda today we have:
- Box Burner's proposed lay-off of doodles
- Cryptofishist's proposal to require the Firemoose to wear diapers at all time

The meeting will now proceed through the proposed resolutions for the Companies (the "Resolutions of the Companies"), which all attendeeds had received as an attachment to the Agenda.

PROPOSED DOODLE LAY-OFFS
WHEREAS, it was noted that the doodles, when combined with porn can produce "orange weenie syndrome", and the orange paperwork makes field agents nervous;

WHEREAS, the Firemoose needs to keep his doodle contained, so as not to overly excite the field agents into a riot;

WHEREAS, it was noted that laying off the doodles could produce a doodle-relations issue, and it is advisable for the Companies to engage a consultant to do doodle analysis;

IT IS TO BE RESOLVED THAT:
(i) a consultant be engaged to asess the advisability of laying off doodles
(ii) BoxBurner be, and hereby, is authorized to engage said consultant, and that any such actions taken by BoxBurner in this capacity, be adopted, confirmed, approved and ratified in all respects as the acts of the Companies.

Motion is hereby made. All in favor say "aye".

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:03 am

WHEREAS, the VP for Containment, Eric, has neglected his duty to keep the doody contained with moose diapers;

WHEREAS, the Cryptofishist has proposed that the Firemoose be contained at all times in moose diapers and it is in the best interests of the Companies and Da Bar to do so;

BE IT RESOLVED, that the VP for Containment, Eric, be tasked to monitor the firemoose's diaper situations at all times.

Motion is hereby made. All in favor say "aye".

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:06 am

NAY for the doodles.

AYE for the moose diapers.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:08 am

point of discussion, Artemis:
*holding hand up*

may it also be noted, Firemoose be required, at all times, to cover his doodle with said suggested thimble, thereby protecting us all in the event his diaper were to fall?

The horrors and mental anguish that would ensue, if said "doodle exposure" were foisted upon the board, could have severe and long term negative impacts.

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:16 am

BE IT NOTED that the esteemed director Ygmir has proposed that Firemoose be required, at all times, to cover his doodle with said suggested thimble, thereby protecting us all in the event his diaper were to fall.

WHEREAS, the horrors and mental anguish that would ensue, if said "doodle exposure" were foisted upon the board, could have severe and long term negative impacts; and

WHEREAS, it is in the bests interests of the Companies to protect all from such horrors;

IT IS TO BE RESOLVED that Firemoose be required, at all times, to cover his doodle with said suggested thimble; and

FURTHER, BE IT RESOLVED that the VP of Containment, Eric shall be responsible for monitoring said thimble and diaper, and the VP of Containment hereby is authorized to take any actions necessary to accomplish said doody, and that any such actions taken by Eric in this capacity, be adopted, confirmed, approved and ratified in all respects as the acts of the Companies.

All in favor saye "AYE"

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:19 am

I'd like to direct attention to the powerpoint i have made for this meeting.../points

In my defense, my lawyer has instructed me to assure all board members and Da Bar patrons that any messes made by the eplaya user, Fire_Moose (Fire_Moose, F_M), WILL be cleaned up BY Fire_Moose once physically able. It is not Fire_Moose's fault that the mess is cleaned before Fire_Moose's scientists have developed a way to attach thumbs. But rest assured they are hard at work.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:21 am

I thank the chairperson, for adding said addendum.

With this in mind, I say:
Aye
Aye

to both proposals, now tabled.

(has anyone seconded, or, is that necessary?)

RS

Ygmir (D.O.C. if it pleases the chair)

Director of Oral Copulation

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:24 am

Fire_Moose wrote:

Ai, ai, ai!

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:35 am

Fire_Moose wrote:I

BE IT NOTED THAT "I"s are also accepted in lieu of "aye" or "ai".

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:06 am

Artemis wrote:
BE IT NOTED THAT "I"s are also accepted in lieu of "aye" or "ai".

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:09 am

Nay to the n a y (which isn't a nay due to unapproved spacing).

Bounce530 · Post by **Bounce530** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:11 am

Point of parliamentary procedure! I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests doodlesâ€”we did. [winks at Dean Wormer Da Mule] But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg: isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but I for one am not going to stand here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:11 am

Iris is one of my favorite flowers.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:13 am

Bounce530 wrote:Point of parliamentary procedure! I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests doodlesâ€”we did. [winks at Dean Wormer Da Mule] But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg: isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but I for one am not going to stand here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

*marching out humming national anthem, behind brilliant pervert in plaid suit*

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:52 am

who is greg?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:54 am

Artemis wrote:who is greg?

*hands Artemis an "Animal House trivia" book*

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:56 am

I got the allusion but there ain't no greg at this board meeting.

Keep on task!

Bounce530 · Post by **Bounce530** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:01 pm

Bounce530 wrote:Point of parliamentary procedure! I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests doodlesâ€”we did. [winks at Dean Wormer Da Mule] But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, GregFire_Moose: isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but I for one am not going to stand here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!