WTF - Page 2

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Nov 08, 2010 4:57 am

I have a gift drawer and when I come across a gift which is perfect for someone, I get it and save it. Oh, I gift all along the way, but some of us like the ritual of wrapping and then sharing.

My MIL used to send obligatory gifts, stuff I hated off the clearance aisles. (birthstone angels) I had to insult her to get her to stop.

junglesmacks · Post by **junglesmacks** » Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:57 am

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Mon Nov 08, 2010 10:42 am

Shambala wrote:My biggest WTF moment happend last night (Saturday night).
I went to a large regional mall not far from my house, that I had not been to in probably a year. There was an addition to it that nearly doubled its size and it was FULLY decked out for Christmas. The mall was packed, and most everyone was dressed in their fancy logo clothes and were in full Christmas shopping mode. WTF is going on with our society? Our we as a group that easily led by the nose to spend our hard earned money on useless, disposable shit, just because the mall hung up Christmas decorations?
This is going to be a very bumpy holiday season for me. I know the economy needs the sales, but I don't like seeing people being so sheepish when buying all that crap just because they feel they have to.

WTF!

Only one holiday should be able to take over the holidays around it and last for 3 months, Steak and BJ day.

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:04 pm

Steak and BJ? *taps fingers and thinks steak and bj, steak and bj* hmmm. Well doggone it! Can you get that at Black Angus?

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Mon Nov 08, 2010 10:18 pm

For a nominal fee,,,,,

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Mon Nov 08, 2010 10:48 pm

Trishntek wrote:For a nominal fee,,,,,

Ah yes. I think I saw it on the appetizer menu.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Nov 08, 2010 10:55 pm

It's my understanding that Steak and Blow-Job is a very pretty way of saying "Thank you" to a proper Valentine's Day.

Which means, that to have three months of S&BJ, you'd need three of VD as well. And it would get pretty odd between March 14 and May 14, when both are in full swing. I think keeping track of the favors would get a little out of hand.

So, I'm going to put my bid in for Architeuthis Appreciation Day instead. Watery holidays are good holidays.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Mon Nov 08, 2010 11:11 pm

A little calamari goes a long way though. Unless you want to ummm,,,, errrrr,,,, that is do uhhhhhh untoward things with the tentacles.

bx1 · Post by **bx1** » Mon Nov 08, 2010 11:32 pm

I'm gonna have fun with this topic. More to follow...

bx1 · Post by **bx1** » Mon Nov 08, 2010 11:32 pm

bx1 · Post by **bx1** » Mon Nov 08, 2010 11:34 pm

Post by **Sham** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 1:37 am

maryanimal wrote:Steak and BJ? *taps fingers and thinks steak and bj, steak and bj* hmmm. Well doggone it! Can you get that at Black Angus?

Once you go Black Angus.........

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 6:04 am

maryanimal wrote:Steak and BJ? *taps fingers and thinks steak and bj, steak and bj* hmmm. Well doggone it! Can you get that at Black Angus?

well, certainly, you can give it at Black Angus.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 6:08 am

theCryptofishist wrote:It's my understanding that Steak and Blow-Job is a very pretty way of saying "Thank you" to a proper Valentine's Day.

Which means, that to have three months of S&BJ, you'd need three of VD as well. And it would get pretty odd between March 14 and May 14, when both are in full swing. I think keeping track of the favors would get a little out of hand.

So, I'm going to put my bid in for Architeuthis Appreciation Day instead. Watery holidays are good holidays.

see there, Fish........always with the negativity.

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Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 10:26 am

JStep · Post by **JStep** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 2:36 pm

WTF?

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JStep · Post by **JStep** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 2:38 pm

WTF?

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 3:19 pm

oh fuck...lol scrolling down the page..aack.

Thanks for the guffaw

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 3:32 pm

Que'est-ce c'est le fuck?

http://cxa.typepad.com/creative_exchang ... vogue.html

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 3:53 pm

JStep wrote:WTF?

I like the cut of her jib - or whatever that is.

Please tell me it's an appliance!!!

bx1 · Post by **bx1** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 4:02 pm

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 5:55 pm

bx, I don't know what the fuck that is, but it intrigues me. I keep coming back to it...

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ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 6:37 pm

Jstep..... I don't even think Ygmir could top that one... Bravo...

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 6:40 pm

bx1 wrote:

That's me!!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 7:05 pm

ibdave wrote:Jstep..... I don't even think Ygmir could top that one... Bravo...

I think she lifted something to heavy..........

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 7:18 pm

Da Mule wrote:
bx1 wrote:
That's me!!

I didn't know you were one of the Chupacabra Policia.

The wonderful thing about Chupacabra Policia is that my spell check has no idea if I'm right or not when I type it.

Neither do I.

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 7:19 pm

Her jib is...hmm...is different to say the least. I wonder if she has some sort of agenda?

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 7:28 pm

Her shield has eyes, just like OED!!

It's spelled correctly, crypto. I don't know why all the other officers quit. I think it's a pretty cool job.

bx1 · Post by **bx1** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 7:59 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Da Mule wrote:
bx1 wrote:
That's me!!
I didn't know you were one of the Chupacabra Policia.

The wonderful thing about Chupacabra Policia is that my spell check has no idea if I'm right or not when I type it.

Neither do I.

It pleases me that you are familiar with the Chupacabra Policia.

bx1 · Post by **bx1** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 8:02 pm