Watch Your Parents Fuck Camp……
- flatlander13
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Watch Your Parents Fuck Camp……
That’s right…..the rite of passage that most of us can’t erase from our minds…….no matter how much we drink or smoke is………….WATCHING OUR PARENTS FUCK…….it happened by accident and now YOU get to share the experience with your fellow burners………Here are some of the comments your fellow burners will have to say about YOUR parents:
Wow…….your mom is limber for a woman her age…..
You didn’t tell me your dad was hung like a rhino…….
Is that the trophy your parents won at the “Canadian Beaver Eating Contest?â€
Wow…….your mom is limber for a woman her age…..
You didn’t tell me your dad was hung like a rhino…….
Is that the trophy your parents won at the “Canadian Beaver Eating Contest?â€
How do I get a hold of you?
You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky; it's in the shape of a giant cock.
You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky; it's in the shape of a giant cock.
- Ugly Dougly
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- theCryptofishist
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It was better last year.
And the year before that was even better than that!
(We are such very easily amused monkeys...)
And the year before that was even better than that!
(We are such very easily amused monkeys...)
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
- Eric
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Fishy, you are the ePlayapedia! I'm amazed at your ability to remember & find this stuff.
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Eric ShutterSlut
Former Ass't Editor & columnist, BRC Weekly
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What amazes me is that people have the same reaction. I mean the same people have the same reaction. It's not that funny to begin with, why's it funny the third time around?Eric wrote:Fishy, you are the ePlayapedia! I'm amazed at your ability to remember & find this stuff.
Oh, and I guess I just have an annoying memory. What gets me is that I'm beginning to have aphasia, so it works at useless crap and then doesn't work for...um...those...um...verbal thingies. It's on the tip of my tongue, really.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
- ygmir
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maybe for some, it's sort of like visiting spot you were born........pinemom wrote:I know...again...funny thing is, there must be some kind of weird percentage of people wanting to see their parents fuck...because some newb "comes up" with this idea, every single year....????
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Hmmm I was going to post a small story but...naaaaaaaahhh Shoot...here goes,. I was about 10 y.o. and I was coming home from a school carnival and the house seems particularly quiet, So I said I was home...nothing. I went down the hallway and my mom and step=dad's door was a jar, thinking they were taking a nap I peeked in only to see the covers bouncing up and down. Well as you could imagine, I closed the door and stepped back trying to figure out what I saw. a few minutes later my mom comes out, her up-do beehive style hair that she had coiffed evey week at the beauty school was messed up and sideways, she was fixing her shirt and had a knowing-what-she-had-just-done grin. My step-dad, the same thing only his comb-over was laying strategically to the left of his ear. Ewww...I figured it out when I was a bit older...even more ewww. My soul was burnt with the image. But at least now I know my mom liked sex![/url]
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- flatlander13
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First Pinemom……I’m not a newb………second……..seeing parents fuck is really funny……as long as it’s not yours……and this is at least the 3rd time I have posted this post......why......because I'm a child.........
When I was in high school I was going out with this girl………one Saturday afternoon we walk in her parent’s house and there are her parents……going at it…….in the exact position we used (girl astride) on the very same couch we had used a week earlier……..lucky for us the parents didn’t hear us and we quietly backed out of the house. I asked the girl if she noticed anything funny……..to which she said, “Ya, I fuck just like my mom……….â€
When I was in high school I was going out with this girl………one Saturday afternoon we walk in her parent’s house and there are her parents……going at it…….in the exact position we used (girl astride) on the very same couch we had used a week earlier……..lucky for us the parents didn’t hear us and we quietly backed out of the house. I asked the girl if she noticed anything funny……..to which she said, “Ya, I fuck just like my mom……….â€
How do I get a hold of you?
You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky; it's in the shape of a giant cock.
You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky; it's in the shape of a giant cock.
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what about a "I've-been-watched-fucking-by-my-daughter-Camp" ?
I mean this is also traumatic for parents to have to fuck stealthily, having to interrupt promptly at the firt noise ..
I mean this is also traumatic for parents to have to fuck stealthily, having to interrupt promptly at the firt noise ..
John Clod
For the People
Suarez principle #23 " The Whims of The President and Chairman are final."
I feel every year fantastic, shitty and great days all.
For the People
Suarez principle #23 " The Whims of The President and Chairman are final."
I feel every year fantastic, shitty and great days all.
- MyDearFriend
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+ 1000Lowz wrote:what about a "I've-been-watched-fucking-by-my-daughter-Camp" ?
I mean this is also traumatic for parents to have to fuck stealthily, having to interrupt promptly at the firt noise ..
Yeah cause kids always know, don't they, and either knock something over with a huge crash or start a loud fight or (as they get older)
come home early, unannounced
and send their poor parents scrambling.
I mean, we don't pretend to not have sex but we try to be polite and not make them want to gouge their eyes out...
"BTW I'm not your wife so don't lie to me." -Ratty