Why does God hate amputees?

Post by **Elderberry** » Sun Oct 17, 2010 6:15 pm

Here's an interesting website I ran across:

http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/

Check it out, comments/opinions welcome.

JK

neon tetra · Post by **neon tetra** » Sun Oct 17, 2010 6:24 pm

Post by **Elderberry** » Sun Oct 17, 2010 6:28 pm

Now that's not a very politically correct thing to say there neon.

JK

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Sun Oct 17, 2010 8:03 pm

Sometimes the truth is a hard thing to stomach.

motskyroonmatick · Post by **motskyroonmatick** » Sun Oct 17, 2010 8:57 pm

Ignorance is bliss.

weirdscience · Post by **weirdscience** » Sun Oct 17, 2010 9:53 pm

neon tetra wrote:

... i love you

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:17 am

Why should amputees be hated less than anyone else?

geospyder · Post by **geospyder** » Sun Oct 24, 2010 9:39 pm

jkisha wrote:Here's an interesting website I ran across:

http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/

Check it out, comments/opinions welcome.

JK

Just finished the entire series. Basically sums up how I believe. Even validates why I support a church when I'm a non-believer. I see the good they are doing for the local community.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:34 am

Your imaginary friend doesn't give a shit. Haven't you noticed?

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:41 am

Maybe because there are other forces at work here far deeper than you can imagine? Or maybe because the shit you go thru keeps someone else from going thru even worse shit? Or maybe it's all just channels on a virtual cable box, and everything is just cheap-assed entertainment?

This program brought to you by Hells Mentho-Lyptus Brimstone... for a cooler, milder eternal damnation...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:43 am

God hates amputees because we are snarky and attitudinal and talk back to him and are a big reminder of the fact that he doesn't exist. If I were god, I'd hate us, too.

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:44 am

I just sort of figured God hates amputees because they don't have a leg to stand on.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:45 am

Gotta give you a hand for that one...

(or at least lend you an ear...)

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Mon Oct 25, 2010 11:01 am

or did he hate them before they where amputees?

just his way of saying

Fuck You?

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Mon Oct 25, 2010 11:18 am

At least Satan loves amputees for their hatred of God.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 25, 2010 5:30 pm

Fire_Moose wrote:At least Satan loves amputees for their hatred of God.

Ah Satan. He's pretty much an eternal teenage rebel holding black masses to piss off his estranged father.

Dreadful acne.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:16 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
Fire_Moose wrote:At least Satan loves amputees for their hatred of God.
Ah Satan. He's pretty much an eternal teenage rebel holding black masses to piss off his estranged father.

Dreadful acne.

hahahhaha

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 12:04 pm

If we were all snakes, this topic would not exist.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 1:22 pm

Uhhh, if we were all snakes, none of us could type anything on this god forsaken forum.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 1:33 pm

I wish I was smart like you.

snake · Post by **snake** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 1:52 pm

i'm a snake. type with my tail.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 1:54 pm

snake wrote:i'm a snake. type with my tail.

see, you guys, there's your answer.......and, what about the forked tongue?

it's not just a play thing, you know.....it's a tool.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 2:16 pm

Like you?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 3:38 pm

Fire_Moose wrote:Like you?

bang........you got me..........

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 7:30 am

It's ok Yggy, i was only joking. Hugs and light to you and yer family.

Hugs and light? ahahah where do i get this shit?

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 11:00 am

Maybe this will explain. Oh, this was written by a screenwriter in Los Angeles, so don't shoot the messanger.

"THEY'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!"
"The Only E-Zine You Should Ever Bother To Read"
DISCUSSION 62: Why I Hate The Handicapped

Most people recognize me as a kind, loving person. I would never consider harming anyone or hurting anybody's feelings. I care, I really do. But even my kind-heartedness has a breaking point, and that point was crossed this past weekend.

I was over a the neighborhood Target and the whole fucking parking lot was crowded with all these assholes out Christmas shopping. There wasn't a parking space to be had, except right in the front of the store. There were several dozen empty spaces and I couldn't believe my luck. So I pulled into one, went about my business, and when I got out, had a $240 parking ticket on my windshield. What the fuck is this shit?

It turns out I parked in some nonsense called a "handicapped space". Never mind that there wasn't a fucking cripple in sight nor were there any other spaces available for regular people. I got jobbed by some shit called the Americans With Disabilities Act and it is that bullshit that this month's enlightening discussion will address.

What exactly is a fucking disability? Do you have to be a retard or just have lost a leg or two? How about some kind of illness, does that count? For example, some made-up bullshit like autism would be considered by some to be a disability. Why is it they get special treatment when the same thing can be said about alcoholism and all I get is pink-slipped and occasionally arrested? Let's take another disability like Tourette's syndrome. I went to some completely useless fundraiser called "Tourette's Speaks", ostensibly to raise awareness for this hilarious malady. It should have been called "Tourette's Shut The Fuck Up" because these twitching assholes are constantly blithering about some kind of shit. I was particularly amused when this one dude with Tourette's kept calling this cop a cocksucker over and over again until finally the officer tazed him and then beat him senseless with his nightstick. Funniest fucking thing I saw all night.

But let's get back for a moment to the American With Disabilities Act. Isn't this patently discriminatory? Why should normal people, the vast majority of the tax-paying public, be treated as second-class citizens and be made to not only walk further but be told to sit in the back of the bus and let Mr. Peg Leg over there have the best seat, right up close? Why should this deformed douche bag, who is likely sucking off the public tit taking so-called "disability benefits", get special treatment? I don't know about you, but it nauseates me to look at these societal rejects. Hey, you're missing an arm? Stay at home where you belong, that's what I say. And who pays for all of these benefits the disabled get? You and I do, that's who. These fuckwads are almost certainly laughing at us behind our backs when clearly it should be the other way around. Next time I see some dude with a hook or perhaps some shithead in a wheelchair, I'm going to punch him right in the face. Give that motherfucker a real disability.

What other advantages do the disabled get that are denied to all of the rest of us? Let's start with Social Security. The whole system, which is nothing more than an elaborate Ponzi scheme, is on the verge of bankruptcy. But if you claim that you're disabled somehow, you can get paid off early to the detriment of those of us likely to actually reach old age when they're needed the most. Blatant discrimination if you ask me. And Jesus Fucking Christ, now some whore who is preggers in the State of California qualifies for disability benefits all of the way up to and beyond childbirth. Do men get the some consideration? Of course not! And people wonder why we bitch slap some women. It's because they brought it upon themselves, that's why.

And what other kinds of "disabilities" are out there that true charlatans take advantage of? I swear I am not making this up: You can get disability benefits for some shit called lupus. Like that's a real disease. And those soldiers who are so cowardly that they get dishonorably discharged can actually get VA benefits that will classify them as 100% disabled if they act like they're fucking nuts or something. It drives me crazy that these asshats can besmirch the good name of our brave fighting men and women overseas yet take advantage of a program that is off limits to the rest of us who actually pay the taxes to support it. And people wonder why I hate the fucking Democrats.

And finally let's look at kids with disabilities. These cocksuckers who are euphemistically called "special needs children" seem to make up weird disease names just to garner sympathy from an unsuspecting public. Let me cite but one modest example. Ever hear of PMD, otherwise known as Pelizeaus-Merzbacher Disease? Neither had I. You can look it up if you don't believe me, but if some buttface claims to have PMD they are entitled to special schooling and "resources" to assist them in their lives. How about just sucking it up you fucking dildo and quit having the rest of us pay for your made-up disability. I swear, I hope the Republicans, when they take control of the House, suspend all payments to these fakers and the quacks who diagnosed them. Put an end to this shit once and for all.

The point is made: the American With Disabilities Act is a disgraceful waste of public resources. Rather than rewarding these cripples we should be fining them for us being inconvenienced. They don't even have to feed the fucking parking meters if they have that stupid handicapped placard in their car. This act of pure discrimination needs to be repealed immediately and anyone who has stolen benefits in the past should be arrested. In fact, I would be in favor of the death penalty for each and every one of them. We can only hope.

Post by **mdmf007** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 11:52 am

I hope this guy gets into an accident or finds himself with diabetes and loses a limb, perhaps Lupus is in order.

it is so over the top though that it cant be taken as serious literature.

geospyder · Post by **geospyder** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 1:44 pm

"You can get disability benefits for some shit called lupus. Like that's a real disease." Tell that to my sister-in-law who is in a wheel chair with braces on both legs and arms literally dying from Lupus!

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 1:45 pm

Hay guys, not that he needs to be defended, but it's satire.

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 1:45 pm

did this douch bag even sign his name to this hate filled pus bag dirty rag he calls an article?

he has no heart, no balls and no brain...he has the biggest disabilities of them all.

and he is probably really really ugly on the outside as well.

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