The person below me

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 10:39 am

I'm a cranky fish! (I thought everybody knew that!)

TPBM has a crush on one of Simon's socks.

gaminwench · Post by **gaminwench** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 3:54 pm

... only one???

TPBM enjoys shoveling snow...

lazerfox · Post by **lazerfox** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:48 pm

I can honestly say I have never in my life shoveled snow

TPBM received an email saying they can get money from a rich person in Africa and all they need to send is their bank account number

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:55 pm

Nope, but I received email that I won in Green Card lottery and have to pay 860 USD to be send the documents.

TPBM loves to run out naked from the sauna and jump in to the snow.

lucky.bastard · Post by **lucky.bastard** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:52 pm

i blamed it on shrinkage..., but i don't think she believed me.

TPBM does not have penis envy.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:38 pm

Too busy with the leg envy.

TPBM flies south for the winter.

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:32 pm

And boy! Are my arms tired. It's a long flight.

TPBM takes the time to help seniors across the street.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Wed Feb 02, 2011 7:54 am

No, but I do have to take the time and pick them up when they fall down and go boom.

TPBM knows what seniors taste like.

lucky.bastard · Post by **lucky.bastard** » Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:47 am

She told me she was in college!!!!

TPBM has a secret they don't want anyone to know.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Wed Feb 02, 2011 3:03 pm

SHHHHHhhhhhhhhh!

TPBM has served in a soup kitchen/homeless mission.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Sun Feb 06, 2011 3:52 am

Trishntek wrote:SHHHHHhhhhhhhhh!

TPBM has served in a soup kitchen/homeless mission.

That and helped create a Food not Bombs prgram in my home town.

Tpbm would rather question thire own sanity than thier fidelity.

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sun Feb 06, 2011 5:20 am

true...but thats because i am a lord and people must pledge fidelity to me.
tpbm has at some point died there hair and it went horribly wrong

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Feb 06, 2011 9:58 am

The worst thing that went wrong with my hair wasn't coloring (or not coloring in the case of that henna I tried once) but when it was coming out in clumps. I have no idea whether that grew back or not.

TPBM has a chilling story about how the family left the old country and came to America.

Post by **Eric** » Sun Feb 06, 2011 11:27 am

more of a chilling story about what happened to the ones who stayed behind (Hungarian Jews... 1940's.....)

tpbm has a favorite color, and wears it almost every day

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Feb 06, 2011 3:21 pm

I'm awful fond of purple, but green is also good. Maroon works. 4 days a week I go to work and my clothing is about conforming to some sort of office decorum, and not about being happy. But I am wearing my Ein Hammer shirt today.

TPBM got out some crayolas recently.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Sun Feb 06, 2011 4:17 pm

Yeah,,,, I actually bought some to color code my theme camp layout. It looks good on paper!

TPBM has done something in preparation of BM2011 in the last 24 hours.

moonrise · Post by **moonrise** » Sun Feb 06, 2011 5:01 pm

Yup, threw some doughsky into the Pool of Plenty & fuddled with a tent!

tpbm is reconfiguring their computer system(s) for better tunes

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Sun Feb 06, 2011 8:11 pm

Nope Im cursing my laptop for the fucking lag...

TPBM has just met a long lost aquaintence.

penguin · Post by **penguin** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 6:17 pm

Actually, yes - 2,500 miles away from where I grew up I just ran into a person I graduated high school with 30 years ago.

TPBM wishes an acquaintance would get lost...

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 11:27 pm

nope, just hoping I don't get lost.

tpbm always wonders what question to ask

gaminwench · Post by **gaminwench** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:41 am

YES!
ummmm...

uhhhhh...

TPBM has a question????

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 4:30 pm

I question why people keep baiting Simon. Don't they know that you can only trust about a tenth of what comes out of his (and his socks') mouth, and that he's way ahead of us.

The person below me is still searching for the question with the answer 42.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 4:34 pm

the question is what is "watson".

the person below me dreams in Black and White.

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 5:20 pm

No, the dream of Me and the A-Team, stuck in a giant pinball machine was full color!

TPBM still wears footie pajamas..

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 8:28 pm

I do. Pure nostalgia.

TPBM is starting work on the garden.

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 8:33 pm

we are actually! but just tomatos and onions. Maybe some watermelons and pumpkins for the grandbabies.

tpbm is trying to remember what they used to do on a friday night before eplaya took over their lives

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 8:35 pm

I am wondering why I'm still up after 8:00 on a Friday... things certainly have changed.

I promised someone I would contact my local community garden this week and see if I could get involved there.

tpbm is going to make something for Burning Man this weekend.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 8:46 pm

If so, it's news to me.

TPBM once lusted after a fiddler.

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 9:06 pm

No, she played clarinet.

TPBM cant stop ranting about burning man.

lucky.bastard · Post by **lucky.bastard** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 7:18 am

it is hard not to rant about the worlds biggest RAVE!

TPBM has a really bad tattoo

The person below me

Marvin Minsky dreams in Black and White too.