Burning Man to Blame for the Increase in American Teen STDs

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Burning Man to Blame for the Increase in American Teen STDs

Post by AbsolutJeenyus » Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:40 pm

I thought this was a joke at first but the website seems to be legit. I don't know, either way it's pretty funny. You tell me ya semen demons and devil whores...

http://christwire.org/2011/06/is-burnin ... std-cases/

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Post by capjbadger » Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:49 pm

Obv you didn't look too long at the site before saying it was "legit". It's a humor site. A quick look at the sidebar where they sell tshirts would of quickly told you that.

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Post by AbsolutJeenyus » Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:54 pm

Your right. I didn't look too long. Either way. Still funny.

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Post by unjonharley » Tue Jun 14, 2011 6:58 pm

That could be the church in Texass

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Post by geekster » Wed Jun 15, 2011 5:16 pm

There just aren't that many "teens" at burning man. The event starts after school starts.
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Post by C187 » Wed Jun 15, 2011 7:44 pm

Men are told to dress up like something you would see out of a nightmarish San Fransisco leather parade and that you can show bare chest only if you have a sculptured solid body.
That seems strangely accurate...
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Post by Savannah » Wed Jun 15, 2011 8:32 pm

Holy fuck shit, on Satan's ruby cock of pain and joy...

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...How did he fucking know!?

Fuck!

:shock: :lol: :shock:

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Post by capjbadger » Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:03 pm

Savannah wrote:
Holy fuck shit, on Satan's ruby cock of pain and joy...

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...How did he fucking know!?

Fuck!

:shock: :lol: :shock:
One of the better pranks I've seen over the years out there. :lol:

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Post by illy dilly » Wed Jun 15, 2011 11:31 pm

Burning man usually consists of around 122,500 to 182,805 people
Jeez maybe some day.
That would be a lot of people. Streets would go back to Q.
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Post by Lowz » Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:22 am

I want to participate
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