One Item for BM a Day (2010-2012)

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 9:43 am

Now I'm off to buy those Spanky-Skanky-Hot-Pants I found yesterday.

I always walk around with $5 for Impulse playa purchaces, for gifts, creation materials and the like. But I have also a Must have and a Wish list.

Must Have:
Spanky-Skanky-Hot-Pants
platform Pumps with a wide (Flared) heel and at least a 2 1/2 lift
More Velvet anything
Silk Sheets.

Wish List:
The nerve to buy that "Special Toy"
At least one more Bringin to bring to the fire.
3000 Frozen Burritos (see food on the playa 101)

edited to add DAMN MY SECOND TOP O THE PAGE POST TODAY!!! to get any better there'd have to be allot of neked people and something on fire

Dr Jet Sinister · Post by **Dr Jet Sinister** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 9:48 am

Foxfur wrote: I had my midlife birthday this year...

You know when your life ends?
You should camp with Camp Fuck You I'm A Wizard!

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 10:32 am

Foxfur wrote:
MyDearFriend wrote:Foxfur, a Roman style belt & apron would be much easier to deal with in the JOTS, especially if you are drunk:

and, just begs for Foxfur Special custom rivets. Would look great with a tan or, cotton boxers.

I took a close look at the picture again and carefully read your comments. I thought it was like a belt-apron over a manskirt. Umm, now I understand the 'tan' part Oh my again! I dunno if I have the balls to do that

MyDearFriend wrote:Booty shorts, ditto, I buy "boy short" panties which are exactly the same thing at 1/10th the price.

Are those the low riding type? The waistband of mah undies stick up above the top rear of those most comey pants. Most unsightly!
Bring a pair for me?
(Don't tell Sweetpea, she might get jealous...)

Ff

A whale tail AND shoulder pads IS the new black!

Post by **AntiM** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 10:57 am

Sunblock for your heinie. You most certainly have the balls for it, they'll be shaded.

Oh honey. You don't wear undies under boy shorts, you wear 'em rough and raw.

MyLarry has PVC shiny black booty shorts, he's slim enough to wear the girl sizes from Hot Topic clearance rack.

Post by **Elderberry** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 11:50 am

MyDearFriend wrote:
Foxfur wrote:
MyDearFriend wrote:Booty shorts, ditto, I buy "boy short" panties which are exactly the same thing at 1/10th the price.

Are those the low riding type? The waistband of mah undies stick up above the top rear of those most comey pants. Most unsightly!
Bring a pair for me?
(Don't tell Sweetpea, she might get jealous...)

Ff
If you take a 34 trouser, then yeah I have some that might fit in colors I don't like that have never been worn, so, no disrespect to your lovely wife.

Just FYI, underwear is supposed to peek out the waistband these days, in fact some of mine have a cute lil ribbon at the center back which is meant to be seen. But I am keeping those!

He's MARRIED?!?!?! After I saw that pic of his junk room, I thought sure Ff was single.

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 12:22 pm

jkisha wrote:
MyDearFriend wrote:
Foxfur wrote:

Are those the low riding type? The waistband of mah undies stick up above the top rear of those most comey pants. Most unsightly!
Bring a pair for me?
(Don't tell Sweetpea, she might get jealous...)

Ff
If you take a 34 trouser, then yeah I have some that might fit in colors I don't like that have never been worn, so, no disrespect to your lovely wife.

Just FYI, underwear is supposed to peek out the waistband these days, in fact some of mine have a cute lil ribbon at the center back which is meant to be seen. But I am keeping those!
He's MARRIED?!?!?! After I saw that pic of his junk room, I thought sure Ff was single.

Bwahahahahaha, she must really love him, eh? It seems to be mutual; that's her in his avatar.

Sic Pup · Post by **Sic Pup** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 1:40 pm

Picked up a red crushed-velour-on-the-outside-shiney-satiny-on-the-inside-scalloped-collared-overlay cape at a garage sale - $2

I think it may have been part of a pretty elaborate devil costume - now to find appropriate horns/trident.

Also, a baby snuggie replete with a stuffed-toy-doggie-hood, faux collar and mechanism in one paw that goes "woof! woof!" when pressed -$2 @ Tues Morn

The hood fits on my head so that the dog face hovers right over my own, the "collar", pulled over the head makes a perfect chin strap, the rest or it lays down my back sort of like one of the desert things that keep the sun off the back of your neck.

I think I may have to keep my eyes peeled for on-the-make furries, though.

I also picked up an awesome huge distressed leather satchel type bag at a garage sale last week (coincidently also $2). My original intent was to use this as a stylish tool bag for my deep-playa placed installation but after a conversation with ARTery this week, I'm leaning towards making this an in camp installation rather than deal with mitigating some significant moop/safety issues if left unattended. I'll still use the bag though.... hey the tools aren't going to walk themselves from the vehicle to the in-camp location, now are they?

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 2:56 pm

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Got an antque metal cooler and the dash front from a 1929 modelA.

The dash will go on the art trike..

Post by **Savannah** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 4:09 pm

Sic Pup wrote: I think I may have to keep my eyes peeled for on-the-make furries, though.

That's always a good plan.

(The description of the dog face costume practically brings me to tears.)

AntiM wrote:MyLarry has PVC shiny black booty shorts, he's slim enough to wear the girl sizes from Hot Topic clearance rack.

That is the best thing I've ever heard, though I realize . . . he's not the only guy I know who does that.

Tell him if he shows up in the same booty shorts as me, I'll scratch his eyes out!

(Not really.)

jella · Post by **jella** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 7:05 pm

~~~~~Happy Dance~~~~~
I almost murdered my poor old sewing machine but......................................................... It's done !

Yep that's a bottle of wine in the pocket !! hehe

empty of course

Post by **Elderberry** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 7:09 pm

Nice coat.

I just ordered mitten clips for mine. I've had it four years now, but I'm hoping the clips will hold it up when I'm on my bike.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 7:55 pm

jkisha wrote:Nice coat.

I just ordered mitten clips for mine. I've had it four years now, but I'm hoping the clips will hold it up when I'm on my bike.

seach coat or skirt guard.. I saw them a while back..

Foxfur · Post by **Foxfur** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 10:08 pm

MyDearFriend wrote:
jkisha wrote:
MyDearFriend wrote: If you take a 34 trouser, then yeah I have some that might fit in colors I don't like that have never been worn, so, no disrespect to your lovely wife.

Just FYI, underwear is supposed to peek out the waistband these days, in fact some of mine have a cute lil ribbon at the center back which is meant to be seen. But I am keeping those!
He's MARRIED?!?!?! After I saw that pic of his junk room, I thought sure Ff was single.
Bwahahahahaha, she must really love him, eh? It seems to be mutual; that's her in his avatar.

JK, that is the best response ever to my junk room.

MDF, aww, that's very well said.
+1 Hug

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 10:30 pm

Foxfur wrote:
MyDearFriend wrote:
jkisha wrote: He's MARRIED?!?!?! After I saw that pic of his junk room, I thought sure Ff was single.
Bwahahahahaha, she must really love him, eh? It seems to be mutual; that's her in his avatar.

JK, that is the best response ever to my junk room.

MDF, aww, that's very well said.
+1 Hug

Not like you could/should put a fox on a leash.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 10:33 pm

[quote="jella"]~~~~~Happy Dance~~~~~

I'll Dance with ewe!
Or don't you Play that way?

Blahhhahahahh!

jella · Post by **jella** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 10:54 pm

knowmad wrote:
jella wrote:~~~~~Happy Dance~~~~~

I'll Dance with ewe!
Or don't you Play that way?

Blahhhahahahh!

Nah,nah,nah.

hehehehe

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 11:02 pm

C.f.M. wrote:
Foxfur wrote:Thanks CFM. Great ideas. I'm glad so many people are into this, so many great motivating suggestions.
I thrive on it. Ask me anything, anything at all.

Also, while you're at it, send me a plane ticket to Reno, ha ha ha!

Who wants a pickle shot??

I've submitted another event to the WWW:

For man had succeeded in destroying the world, but war? War never changes. RAIDERBALL: Flag football+Capture the Flag+basketballâ€¦with guns and villains. And PRIZES!! Would you kindly? NO MUTANTS ALLOWED.

Date and Time TBA.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 1:08 am

Savannah wrote:
Sic Pup wrote: I think I may have to keep my eyes peeled for on-the-make furries, though.
That's always a good plan.

(The description of the dog face costume practically brings me to tears.)

AntiM wrote:MyLarry has PVC shiny black booty shorts, he's slim enough to wear the girl sizes from Hot Topic clearance rack.
That is the best thing I've ever heard, though I realize . . . he's not the only guy I know who does that.

Tell him if he shows up in the same booty shorts as me, I'll scratch his eyes out!

(Not really.)

I Spit Lentils on my key board! fer real.

I was out shopping for Skanky-Spankies today. all the "girl" sizes were way to tight in the nads. (duh)

then I got online and started looking for "Full figure lingerie"
All I can say is what a bunch of shit! I saw so many pictures of models that were obviously stretched so the picture was narrow and tall.

really ! why do we tolerate this? Fuck sexism and the money grubbing cunt he rode in on!

Still looking for Skanky-Spankies... pink no frills

jella · Post by **jella** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 1:24 am

jella wrote:~~~~~Happy Dance~~~~~
I almost murdered my poor old sewing machine but......................................................... It's done !

Yep that's a bottle of wine in the pocket !! hehe

empty of course

BTW..that's my son not me, in case ya didn't know already I'm a girl

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 1:33 am

jella wrote:
jella wrote:~~~~~Happy Dance~~~~~
I almost murdered my poor old sewing machine but......................................................... It's done !

Yep that's a bottle of wine in the pocket !! hehe

empty of course
BTW..that's my son not me, in case ya didn't know already I'm a girl

Ya know, my mom mad me model her cloths for her, look at me now.

Style like a Gay lumberjack!!

jella · Post by **jella** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 1:36 am

It's his coat though

It drags the ground when I put it on hehe

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:02 am

Jella did you use a pattern ?

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:11 am

AWESOME COAT Jella

Wow, wine bottle pockets, what a great idea!

But of course the bottle is empty, he's his mamma's child, look at that face! What bottle could remain full within 10 feet of that guy?

Seriously impressed.

Post by **AntiM** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:13 am

Bravo!

Dr Jet Sinister · Post by **Dr Jet Sinister** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:23 am

Elorrum wrote:

This is excellent! Thank you Elorrum!

Drawingablank · Post by **Drawingablank** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:49 am

jella wrote:~~~~~Happy Dance~~~~~
I almost murdered my poor old sewing machine but......................................................... It's done !

Yep that's a bottle of wine in the pocket !! hehe

empty of course

Very nice - is it reversible? that lining fabric is awesome.

Drawingablank · Post by **Drawingablank** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:11 am

In the continuing search for a decent thrift store, visited a Goodwill in Delaware yesterday. Overall dissapointing, but I did find a nice paisley skirt and purple crushed velvet dress.

Plus a bunch of interesting books.

delle · Post by **delle** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:21 am

jkisha wrote: He's MARRIED?!?!?! After I saw that pic of his junk room, I thought sure Ff was single.

He's a HE???? I've been picturing Ff as the rockingest chick ever moulded! Are we SURE??????

(not disappointed, per se, but this is going to take some getting used to!!!)

delle · Post by **delle** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:23 am

BTW. Jella!!! That coat is fantastic!!!!! Congrats on getting it done. Did you have to pressurewash the sewing machine afterwards????? The whole room, for that matter????

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:52 am

Drawingablank wrote:In the continuing search for a decent thrift store, visited a Goodwill in Delaware yesterday. Overall dissapointing, but I did find a nice paisley skirt and purple crushed velvet dress.

Plus a bunch of interesting books.

Thrist stores today are not what they were in the 90s.