Give me tips to meet a sexy hippy chick.

StickyChron · Post by **StickyChron** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 12:17 pm

I just like the high traffic of Q&A...

Post by **Elderberry** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 12:18 pm

AntiM wrote:I really, really hate joke threads in Q&A.

Hmmm....that's assuming the OP was joking. He might have been serious...we just turned it into a joke!

StickyChron · Post by **StickyChron** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 1:18 pm

I was definitely serious. I loves me some unshaven legs and a big giant bush. 70's pussy all the way baby.

Can't wait to meet some of you, so you can see how horribly obnoxious and seemingly "typical Californian stoner" I will inevitably come across to folks like you in real life. Hippy girls would probably loathe me...only because of the way I dress/talk, which is yet another reason why hippies fucking suck.

You would think after reading like what 100 posts(?) all relatively similar for the most part, that you self proclaimed comedic geniuses would have gotten it by now...

Post by **Sham** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 1:22 pm

Why don't you stalk some hairy hippie chick and ask her to have her brain removed. At least then you can start off as equals.

StickyChron · Post by **StickyChron** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 1:28 pm

Shambala wrote:Why don't you stalk some hairy hippie chick and ask her to have her brain removed. At least then you can start off as equals.

Zingers. All day.

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 1:30 pm

StickyChron wrote:hippy chick

I'm not sure that means what you think it means.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 1:37 pm

Lyrics to Hippy Chix :

I see a winter scene inside a tiny plastic globe
Old European castles a sinister Santa Claus
The salesgirl's really hot but I can't talk to her right now
I've come to meet field marshall
9 mile beach of the CVB

I would fight for hippy chicks
I would die for hippy chicks
I would fight for hippy chicks
I would die for hippy chicks
We might stop and surf a bit
But we would die for hippy chix
We might stop and skate a bit
But we would die for hippy chix

9 mile beach he's so crunchy
Wearing skater knitted caps
He takes my oath but doesn't even smile or laugh
They got this alien technology he's just a holograph
Project next to me
While TBI aims at my traitor ass.

We would fight for hippy chicks
We would die for hippy chicks
We would fight for hippy chicks
We would die for hippy chicks
We might stop and surf a bit
But we would die for hippy chix
We might stop and skate a bit
But we would die for hippy chix.

They bring the greys into the room
I say man this just ain't for real
True Christian Church of Texas
Teaches aliens are the devil
The Greys they tell a different story
of humanity upon the brink
Of ecological disaster they have come
to save our asses.

We would fight for hippy chicks
We would die for hippy chicks
We would fight for hippy chicks
We would die for hippy chicks
We might stop and surf a bit
But we would die for hippy chix
We might stop and skate a bit
But we would die for hippy chix.
I see a winter scene inside a tiny plastic globe
Old European castles a sinister Santa Claus
The salesgirl's really hot but I can't talk to her right now
I've come to meet field marshall
9 mile beach of the CVB

I would fight for hippy chicks
I would die for hippy chicks
I would fight for hippy chicks
I would die for hippy chicks
We might stop and surf a bit
But we would die for hippy chix
We might stop and skate a bit
But we would die for hippy chix

9 mile beach he's so crunchy
Wearing skater knitted caps
He takes my oath but doesn't even smile or laugh
They got this alien technology he's just a holograph
Project next to me
While TBI aims at my traitor ass.

We would fight for hippy chicks
We would die for hippy chicks
We would fight for hippy chicks
We would die for hippy chicks
We might stop and surf a bit
But we would die for hippy chix
We might stop and skate a bit
But we would die for hippy chix.

They bring the greys into the room
I say man this just ain't for real
True Christian Church of Texas
Teaches aliens are the devil
The Greys they tell a different story
of humanity upon the brink
Of ecological disaster they have come
to save our asses.

We would fight for hippy chicks
We would die for hippy chicks
We would fight for hippy chicks
We would die for hippy chicks
We might stop and surf a bit
But we would die for hippy chix
We might stop and skate a bit
But we would die for hippy chix.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 1:38 pm

don't forget the dye died shirts; and baggy shorts over the pajamas

StickyChron · Post by **StickyChron** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 1:39 pm

Bob wrote:
StickyChron wrote:hippy chick
I'm not sure that means what you think it means.

How old are you?

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 2:22 pm

StickyChron wrote:
Bob wrote:
StickyChron wrote:hippy chick
I'm not sure that means what you think it means.
How old are you?

Are you trying to pick me up?

Bounce530 · Post by **Bounce530** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 2:24 pm

You mean a chick with big hips?

StickyChron · Post by **StickyChron** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 2:34 pm

Bob wrote:
StickyChron wrote:
Bob wrote: I'm not sure that means what you think it means.
How old are you?
Are you trying to pick me up?

Do I get a senior special if I bring you to the meet and greet with me?

Next stop, barbie convalescent death camp!

dragonpilot · Post by **dragonpilot** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 3:40 pm

This always worked for me...when it worked:

Meet hippie chick at party, engage in small talk.

Ask her to hold my beer 'cause I have to go outside and make sure my kids sleeping in the station wagon are OK.

If she was still there holding my beer when I came back I had it made.

If not, move on to next candidate.

I'm sure some variation of that would work fine at BM.

StickyChron · Post by **StickyChron** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 5:16 pm

dragonpilot wrote:This always worked for me...when it worked:

Meet hippie chick at party, engage in small talk.

Ask her to hold my beer 'cause I have to go outside and make sure my kids sleeping in the station wagon are OK.

If she was still there holding my beer when I came back I had it made.

If not, move on to next candidate.

I'm sure some variation of that would work fine at BM.

Thats awesome.

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 5:55 pm

last year's hippy chicks were smellier...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jun 28, 2011 7:39 pm

Bounce
That woman stuffs her hips, you silly boy, you.

Foxfur · Post by **Foxfur** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 2:55 pm

Bounce530 wrote:You mean a chick with big hips?

Looks like a stalker's collage. Creepy.
Do you do commissions?

Bounce530 · Post by **Bounce530** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:33 pm

stalker? Me??? noooo....
Just don't ask CfM about that

Post by **mdmf007** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:40 pm

StickyChron wrote:I'm basically just trying to meet an awesome dready mama to kick it with me while I'm on the playa and exchange massages, ect.

I figure my boyish good looks and charming demeanor are a good start, anyone else got tips to attract a nice hippy woman?

God who isn't.

lucky.bastard · Post by **lucky.bastard** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 7:39 pm

get a puppy

Post by **Elderberry** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:02 pm

lucky.bastard wrote:

get a puppy

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:54 pm

StickyChron wrote:...I figure my boyish good looks and charming demeanor are a good start...

Um, yeah.

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:11 pm

there wont be any hippies let alone hippy chix at bm this year we have arranged for them to go to another venue. this year its going to be entirely sk8er girls. the only way to pick up a sk8er girl is to do sometihng increidbely dangerous

Foxfur · Post by **Foxfur** » Fri Jul 01, 2011 7:29 am

That hippy has a bottle opener that looks like a mouth. Wonder where the caps go...

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Fri Jul 01, 2011 7:40 am

"Hippy girls would probably loathe me..."

Oh, I'm confident it won't be just hippies.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:46 am

I just love this GIF.........and, it seems it'd fit here:

Post by **Elderberry** » Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:21 am

Bob wrote:
StickyChron wrote:...I figure my boyish good looks and charming demeanor are a good start...

Um, yeah.

That is just NOT RIGHT! I can't believe I am saying this,but that is a real person somewhere. With feelings.

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Sat Jul 02, 2011 6:11 am

jkisha wrote: That is just NOT RIGHT! I can't believe I am saying this,but that is a real person somewhere. With feelings.

I know you have said you don't like this but I will do it anyway:

((((((JK))))))

and

*smooch*

*manly handshake* to restore some dignity to this exchange

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sat Jul 02, 2011 6:22 am

jkisha wrote:
Bob wrote:
StickyChron wrote:...I figure my boyish good looks and charming demeanor are a good start...

Um, yeah.
That is just NOT RIGHT! I can't believe I am saying this,but that is a real person somewhere. With feelings.

no by the look of it thats stonehenge which at the solstice is basically a gathering for well anyone who wants to be told they cant play with fire but drugs are ok, well the approach anyway and by the look on his face the feelings are entirely chemical so it was a real person once.
however jk i admire your radical inclusiveness and he probably has some very 'interesting stories'

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sat Jul 02, 2011 6:31 am

jkisha wrote:
lucky.bastard wrote:

get a puppy

HanaT and her friends

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