APOKILIPTIKA 2011

[marck]

The Raiders have no mittens. In fact, we don’t need mittens.

[theCryptofishist]

The Raiders have no mittens. In fact, we don’t need mittens.

Only because you have that string through your sleeves, so you couldn't lose them.

[Killbuck]

Mittens? Mittens? Rhymes with kittens....

[Killbuck]

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[Simon of the Playa]

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!

[Killbuck]

See? I knew Ghadafi was a burner......

[Major Krash]

...I thought some of those new Raider's Recruits were a bit....odd

[Killbuck]

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[Foxfur]

a gauntlet with fingers a mitt is not...however, fear not, my mitt-less friend! For your tyrannical government is hard at work collecting mitts from those that have too many, and redistributing them to those that have too few...listen for the sound of rifle shots, then come a'running to get your new (only slightly bloody) mitt!

Viva la revolucion!

[Killbuck]

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[theCryptofishist]

Kernel!
Get off the internet and on the playa!
I expect you to be in full repression mode by the time I'm there!

[Bin Noddin]

Kernel!
Get off the internet and on the playa!
I expect you to be in full repression mode by the time I'm there!

So you passed - YAY!!

[Killbuck]

Kernel!
Get off the internet and on the playa!
I expect you to be in full repression mode by the time I'm there!

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[theCryptofishist]

Kernel!
Get off the internet and on the playa!
I expect you to be in full repression mode by the time I'm there!

So you passed - YAY!!

It's a weird story, but I have a license.

[Killbuck]

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[levendis]

Everything is coming together. The LampLighters won't know what hit them.

[levendis]

Following an announcement to the interweb page of the book of faces regarding recent equipment procuring, this discussion emerged:

Critical Apokiliptika item obtained. One DOOM-enabled oven-mitt holster/flask sheath. Plus Order of Lenin flask. Need Stolichnaya!


Je****er That... is... awesome! If the zombie apocalypse happens, I want you in my posse 'cause you've proved your mettle with that ingenious contraption, lol!
49 minutes ago
Lev Endis You can thank our glorious and despotic leader, Kernul Killbuck. His wisdom in the ways of the mitt surpasses... well... Gawd even. =)
35 minutes ago
Je****er Gawd knows not of the almighty oven mitt. It's the Flying Spaghetti Monster who's knowledge of the mitt one must surpass. I think this Killbuck you speak of must have learned directly from the FSM himself and was touched by his noodly appendage with the knowledge of the padded protector of vodka goodness. Ramen!
13 minutes ago
Lev Endis I assumed perhaps the Kristyun curator might have been the one, though I defer to your knowledge of FSM. I wouldn't put anything past the Kernul, he has powers that are vast and unimaginable. Perhaps they are poker playing friends?
7 minutes ago
Je****er Quite possibly. >.<

[snake]

yes we are familiar with FSM. somehow these things shall eventually get integrated.

[Killbuck]

We are working on genetic experiments right now to blend the FSM and an oven mitt... but so far we only get quilted noodlie appendages...

[Killbuck]

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[Simon of the Playa]

the lampshades of DOOM.

[Ugly Dougly]

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[MisaBlue]

GOOD TIMES!!! THANK YOU

[Killbuck]

AH! first pic of 2011!!! Must have been a late night for BB Sue there!

Prolly the best burn yet.

APOKILIPTIKA had an exceptional crew of camp mates!! Best since the camp started in 2005.

ANNOUNCEMENT:

I will be handing the baton of camp leadership in 2012 to senior and varsity camp members, and myself and nilasnake will proceed to a secret undisclosed location in BRC... yet, we will be frequent visitors to APOKILIPTIKA. After 7 years, it's time to take a break from theme camp work, and enjoy the burn more freestyle once more.

What a great year it's been! Terminal City simply knocked some socks this year.... and when the BRC Weekly listed "Center Camp is OUT and Terminal City is IN"... well, that added the cherry on top of the sundae.

I want to thank all the excellent camps of Terminal City- The Booby Bar, Sex Filth Ave Boutique, MASH 4207th, Drive Thru Espresso, Raiders, and especially APOKILIPTIKA, and all the burners who ARE these camps... for making everything possible.

May Terminal City live on.

[unjonharley]

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THat's right .. Slink off into some corner and hide.. You rode high on your horse of doom this year.. Knowing I was recovering from evil doctors knife in the ass..

I shell hunt you down in 2012 and smitt you mitt the mitt..

In the "mean" time, Have a great year..

[Simon of the Playa]

it was the "Doomiest"

thank you Apokiliptians for assimilating and brainwashing us into believing that we had the best fucking time ever.

[Killbuck]

What an honor to have our names burned and drilled into your skin!!!!

and THE MITT SHALL RISE AGAIN!!

[Lassen Forge]

I want to thank ALL Apokiliptikans for their hard work and dedication to pull off what was a spectacular year on the playa, and especially our newer commandos of the Apokistapo for their extreme bloodthirstyness, er, enthusiasm, and also especially our Minister of Propoganda, Jafe, for overcoming what was obviously an act of sabotage against our noble and stalwart forces enabling the Voice of Doom to be spread far and wide across the playa. I would to offer 3 cheers, but will instead offer shot of Vodka.

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On to other business...

On Thursday Last, The Kernul has handed off, and We have accepted, detonator button for Doom in 2012. We wish Kernul and Nila spectacular vacation in Frozen Siberian Wastes of BRC. We hear Ekaterinberg is lovely this time of year... we have arranged for tour guide Vladimir and his associates to show you some of the deeper secrets of this death camp, er, picturesque Village.

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We are already looking at plans forwarded by some of our sondeskommando to reinitiate some of the older features of Apokiliptika - A few have expressed in trest in the Interrogation ("Doom") Dome and re-establishing the Interrogatrix Corps; others have begun exploratory leanings toward Spec Ops and other necessary DEFENSIVE MEASURES needed to secure our borders from that of the heated and evil enemy around us, who wish to halt doom in its tracks. We look forward to watching you reap in the glory of your ideas, and are thrilled by the artistic expression put forth so far.

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Until then, we have started accepting applications for interrogation. Only the most worthy will be annihilated; all others will merely be immolated.

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It appears that we will have a SPECTACULAR crew in 2012 - many visions were put forth, and many are working on pre-decompression ideas, even as we speak. This year was, in many ways, the best year in BRC in many persons estimation (this even from those who wear hats and live in First Camp) and it is apparently decided by all in Apokilipolitburo, with the hard work and dedication of those Apokiliptikans participating in 2012, to make that year one that we shall ALL be remembered by. After the amazing dedication of our new members this year (who shall return, under pain of the Cat), we look forward to an increase of similarly insane, er, dedicated people (and the possible return of elements absent for so many years) to make next year one of the most litigous, er, memorable in Apokiliptika History.

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Final warning - the enemy are all around us. We have rumors of a naval force arriving from an un-pronouncable country famous for Herring, an armed incusrsion of pleasure, er, horrors from the evil Amerikans; a possible last strike from melters of plastic innocents; and even an insurgency from within. Stay alert, comrades - beware of those who wear regulation uniforms, or smell of old, dead fish. Your doom is at stake.[/b][/color]

[theCryptofishist]

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How long did it take the Kantina to go through that? A day? Two?

Stay alert, comrades - beware of those who wear regulation uniforms, or smell of old, dead fish.

Hey!

[Killbuck]

One last event to take care of for the year....

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