The person below me

[Savannah]

I prefer animated Czechs, actually. I know one, and her vodka is quite delicioso.

TPBM loves a good tater tot.

I actually prefer a Lawful Evil tater tot.

The person below me flies a flag over their camp.

[theCryptofishist]

Too much work. Plus, I'm not sure where the damn fish flag is.

tPBM can't believe that a friend is planning on getting married next Labor Day.

[lazerfox]

I'm more annoyed by the friend who planned a bachelor/bachelorrette party the same weekend as Halloween yet they are not getting married until Jan 2012. Why would you do that?

TPBM hates Halloween parties.

[theCryptofishist]

Yeah, I don't actually do well with default holidays, even hollowe'en. I think I never found the right crowd. The one with dinner parties and wine and witty remarks and discussion of books. Those parties that involved playing quarters never made sense to me.

TPBM thinks that writing a novel in response to lazerfox's statement was a bit much.

[lucky420]

No not at all. Explanations make the anxwer all the more interesting.

TPBM may be participating in a national protest movement very soon

[Simon of the Playa]

i plan on leading it.

tpbm knows i'm not shitting you.

[Sic Pup]

Well you're a likely suspect, for sure.



TPBM eagerly awaits the release of "Human Centipede - Full Sequence" because they enjo.... er, appreciated the original as much as I but really wishes they would've kept the scene where Martin wraps his penis in barbed wire before er, servicing the woman at the end of the centipede. Hey, it's art people, it's meant to provoke.

[Eric]

Just because it provokes doesn't make it "art". Intelligence is a required part of artistic creation, without that it's just a monkey throwing poop at you in the zoo.


tpbm really wants food now

[user0913]

Oh man, like you wouldn't believe. Tpbm knows an annoying yap yap dog

[Sail Man]

OMFG! My Mom has 3 chihuahuas that for the life of me I cannot keep them to stay on the football tee (They must be friends of Lucy)

1 starts and they all chime in. Why is it, the smaller the dog, the bigger their fucking yap is



TPBM prefers hamsters for their pets

[ygmir]

no, I'm not Richard Geer, Mr. Garrison, or Mr. Slave

TPBM loves urban legends

[Sail Man]

Don't believe everything you hear Ygmir

TPBM preferred the original Outer Limits over the original Twilight Zone.

[OregonRed]

I am definitely a "Twilight Zone" girl, Rod Serling does it for me.

TPBM believes in ghosts.

[ygmir]

yes, I do, after many interactions, how could one not?

TPBM now is certain I'm a nut.....

[Eric]

Nope. People perceive things differently, life would be boring if we didn't.


tpbm loves Ken Burns' documentaries.

[OregonRed]

Yes! I do!!!

TPBM has never seen a Ken Burns documentary.

[Sic Pup]

Well, I've never seen an entire series as aired on PBS. Seen bits and pieces of something on the Civil War and Baseball I think but I don't invest that kind of time on TV.

Aside to Eric, I don't know if it's harder to believe you actual saw the movie and deemed it wasn't conceived/executed with intelligence or that you would make such a statement basis some synopsis and hadn't actually seen it based on an aversion to the subject matter. IMO, you could call it many things, but unintelligently conceived isn't one of them.

Incredulity is a daily state for TPBM

[theCryptofishist]

My mother raised me to believe six impossible things before breakfast.
TPBM prefers the white queen to the red.

[H.G.Crosby]

always have always will.




tpbm knows someone who is a criminal.

[theCryptofishist]

Depending on your definition of criminal...
TPBM is grateful that Simon and his socks are not playing this game among themselves.

[ygmir]

damn it!! you mean you're not.........and they're not, and, and.........."Norman, co-ordinate"

TPBM knows who "Norman" is.

[theCryptofishist]

A friend of William the Conquerer's I believe.

TPBM had a wet dream about Larry last night.

[ygmir]

no


TPBM knows Norman (from above) is from Star Trek, because of the quote (not say W the C didn't have a friend by that name, too)

[theCryptofishist]

Oh gawd, I'm forgetting so much of the canon, and I'm a little proud of myself.
TPBM can't forgive me for the bad pun two replies up.

[OregonRed]

I can forgive you an awful lot, Fishy. And what's a pun or two among friends?

TPBM got an unexpected gift this week.

[theCryptofishist]

Not yet, but the week is young.
TPBM is starting on the 2012 project this weekend.

[Eric]

Started a few days ago. Shockingly.


tpbm is still debating what to eat for breakfast and it's almost lunch time.

[gaminwench]

yep, so now it's brunch! bacon, eggs, bacon, bloody mary...

TPBM hasn't decided what to wear for SF Decom...

[Sic Pup]

No that's easy, nothing... I mean I'm not going..... but I did just price airfare to SFO to attend another gathering of burners we all know and love. Ouch!


TPBM has traveled by air around Thanksgiving in the past.

[Sail Man]

No, but I did attend a Detroit Lions game on Thanksgiving day, that they shockingly won



TPBM has never flown in their life (pretty much rules out Graidawg and Misa)