A little Dab'll do ya.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 11:32 am

Boy, some of these new lotions just take a little while before they totally rub in nowadays.

Post by **Sham** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 12:11 pm

That's because you're not rubbing hard and fast enough!

Jackass · Post by **Jackass** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 12:23 pm

You forgot deeper..

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oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 12:26 pm

It was supposed to be a metaphor, you sickos.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:30 pm

Well, metaphorically speaking, manipulating manmeat with meager motion lotion does minimize the marvelous manifestations of male masturbation.

I prefer oil

Post by **Sham** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 7:07 pm

I so want to quote Trishntek in my signature, but I'm afraid---very afraid!

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 9:20 pm

I am humbled sir and ponder yonder timidity to bond said profundity to your identity.

Having said that, have you ever tried coconut oil? It is solid like Crisco but melts to the touch, lubricates lastingly and makes your skin soft and silky with a hint of hairy looking tropical balls.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 9:23 pm

*bows, in admiration to TnT's eloquence*

Post by **Sham** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 7:50 am

Have you considered Castol GXT Synthetic motor oil? It gives new meaning to "gentlemen, start your engines"!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:34 am

Shambala wrote:Have you considered Castol GXT Synthetic motor oil? It gives new meaning to "gentlemen, start your engines"!

are you referring to the lubricating fluid, or the bottle neck?

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:50 am

I use normally use baby oil, but my baby press is on the fritz.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:51 am

Bob wrote:I use normally use baby oil, but my baby press is on the fritz.

have you considered road kill? nice way to recycle.

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:14 am

ygmir wrote:
Bob wrote:I use normally use baby oil, but my baby press is on the fritz.
have you considered road kill? nice way to recycle.

Only if it's the Duggar family.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 10:34 am

Bob wrote:
ygmir wrote:
Bob wrote:I use normally use baby oil, but my baby press is on the fritz.
have you considered road kill? nice way to recycle.
Only if it's the Duggar family.

Ahhhhhh, a dab of duggar will slicken that buggar

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 10:53 am

Ben Gay can be oddly entertaining

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 10:31 pm

PERVERTS!

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:10 am

Well sir, thank you for the compliment served; My vanity swaggers now labeled a perv.

lemur · Post by **lemur** » Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:42 am

if trishntek is a pervert: I WANT TO BE ONE

sounds awesome!!

Post by **Sham** » Sat Feb 18, 2012 2:22 am

If you want traction and a "memorable" experience, may I recommend this:

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sat Feb 18, 2012 3:52 am

oneeyeddick wrote:PERVERTS!

plenty of us here good sir no need to be jealous

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