Pointless tips that might or might not help you out at all.

Zhust · Post by **Zhust** » Tue Apr 17, 2012 10:26 pm

Speaking of north, the shadow on a sundial moves clockwise in the northern hemisphere but counter-clockwise in the southern hemisphere.

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:06 pm

Wonder how many sundials there are in the southron hemisphere versus the northron.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 7:06 pm

If you are being chased by a crowd of hipsters, throw a can of pbr as far as you can in the other direction and make your escape when they mindlessly chase after it.

catinthefunnyhat · Post by **catinthefunnyhat** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 7:36 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:If you are being chased by a crowd of hipsters, throw a can of pbr as far as you can in the other direction and make your escape when they mindlessly chase after it.

Fishy, that tip does not qualify for this thread. It is applicable to a very specific set of circumstances, and it is potentially life-saving should those circumstances arise. Thus, it is clearly not pointless. In the future, please take proper care with the placement of your posts.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 7:37 pm

*slumps off*

wh..sh · Post by **wh..sh** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 8:25 pm

And my friends, that's how a "post Nazi" is born.

Zhust · Post by **Zhust** » Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:33 am

Every night there's about 23,500,000,000 cubic centimeters more penis in North America.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Tue Apr 24, 2012 1:26 pm

wh..sh wrote:And my friends, that's how a "post Nazi" is born.

Post- what nazi?

Or the opposite of neo?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed May 02, 2012 11:15 am

In a pinch, toothpaste makes a fine deodorant.

Oldguy · Post by **Oldguy** » Wed May 02, 2012 12:47 pm

Toothpaste can also glue posters to your dorm wall, or fill nailholes in wall before painting walls. "freshman spackle"

catinthefunnyhat · Post by **catinthefunnyhat** » Wed May 02, 2012 2:30 pm

If you have a particularly unsightly pimple -- red, angry, swollen -- a dab of toothpaste left on it overnight has wonderful anti-inflammatory properties. In the morning, all the redness and swelling will be gone. Don't overuse this trick, though; it'll dry out your skin.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed May 02, 2012 3:35 pm

If you set fire to all the cash in your wallet, stuff a dirty sock in your mouth and hit yourself on the head with a hammer, you will awake feeling that you had a great night out drinking.

Try it!

catinthefunnyhat · Post by **catinthefunnyhat** » Wed May 02, 2012 3:45 pm

If you don't have a casino in your city, convert your toilet into a slot machine by putting money into the bowl and flushing!

Zhust · Post by **Zhust** » Wed May 02, 2012 7:25 pm

For the gentlemen:

If you want your dog to give you blow jobs, try stuffing training rewards in your pee hole.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu May 03, 2012 8:02 am

To achieve the best results, wipe from front to back.

ranger magnum · Post by **ranger magnum** » Sun May 06, 2012 8:31 pm

Its easier to get forgiveness than permission

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sun May 06, 2012 8:42 pm

It is better not to surprize a kgb agent.

Even with a camera.

catinthefunnyhat · Post by **catinthefunnyhat** » Sun May 06, 2012 8:46 pm

Keep hands and feet inside the ride at all times.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Thu May 10, 2012 11:21 am

If you Say "Raise up lights!" Realy fast it sounds like "Razor blades" in an Australian ascent.

Drawingablank · Post by **Drawingablank** » Thu May 10, 2012 11:28 am

If you say Gullible slowly - it sounds like Oranges.

Post by **Savannah** » Thu May 10, 2012 11:56 am

If you wrap your head in masking tape, hypnotherapists can't get in.

ohCarie · Post by **ohCarie** » Sat May 12, 2012 9:46 am

If a cop ASKS if he can search you that means he does NOT have the authority to do so.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sat May 12, 2012 10:39 am

wh..sh wrote:And my friends, that's how a "post Nazi" is born.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sat May 12, 2012 10:43 am

plucked nose hairs can lodge in the brain

oh the horror of it all

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sat May 12, 2012 10:48 am

If it's wet and it's not yours, don't touch it.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sat May 12, 2012 3:41 pm

Sail Man wrote:plucked nose hairs can lodge in the brain

oh the horror of it all

Advice from a nose trimmer ad?
I now someone that got an ingrown or infected hair though.

Forensics photos do seem to support the "Keep your head inside the bus" warnings though.

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sat May 12, 2012 4:01 pm

in an emergency beer does not make a good deodorant

ranger magnum · Post by **ranger magnum** » Sat May 12, 2012 9:21 pm

Crazy glue works wonders to close minor cuts

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Sat May 12, 2012 10:02 pm

Spend one hour of your day imagining a forest where you see concrete. It is worthless but a beter waste of an hr that bichin bout mankind and all.

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Sat May 12, 2012 10:34 pm

Pave the playa, and chrome the moon.

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