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Re: Brothel girl in search of wild camp!!!

Postby cookiepusss » Sun Sep 19, 2004 4:29 am

Jordan 10-E wrote:
cookiepusss wrote:
Kristy Kreme wrote:If you want to see pics of me checkout my website:

http://kristy.nevadabrothelgirls.com/


Mom? Is that you?


I laughed so much I almost cried. That one just struck me funny.


Glad to supply. Cookiepusss justs want to share the love too.

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Postby angelgabe » Sun Sep 19, 2004 1:50 pm

i board,Im actually buying my first snowboard with bindings today:)

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Postby D Matrix » Sun Sep 19, 2004 9:44 pm

Since we're on the subject of snowboarding and Tahoe right now....

Can I just say that PEOPLE!!!

HOLY SHIT IS SNOWING IN TAHOE RIGHT NOW!!!

I just went up there with a bikini, silly me, thinking I could laze around in Indian summer heat by the lake...

... and left today in a blizzard.

Get out the wax! Early winter this year!

Me = Alpine & Kirkwood

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WINTER!!!!!

Postby Kristy Kreme » Sun Sep 19, 2004 11:27 pm

D Matrix wrote:Since we're on the subject of snowboarding and Tahoe right now....

Can I just say that PEOPLE!!!

HOLY SHIT IS SNOWING IN TAHOE RIGHT NOW!!!

I just went up there with a bikini, silly me, thinking I could laze around in Indian summer heat by the lake...

... and left today in a blizzard.

Get out the wax! Early winter this year!

Me = Alpine & Kirkwood

peace,
miranda



I like Northstar, Boreal (at night), Squaw, Heavenly and after this winter, Whistler (BlackComb Mtn. in Canada)

Kisses, Kristy Kreme

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Postby Kristy Kreme » Sun Sep 19, 2004 11:31 pm

angelgabe wrote:i board,Im actually buying my first snowboard with bindings today:)



What type of board do you like?

Click in bindings can wearout fast so try for straps they will give you better control over all.

Kisses, Kristy Kreme

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Postby geekster » Sun Sep 19, 2004 11:33 pm

Amazing how a couple of weeks makes all the difference.

Tonite's forecast for Gerlach:

Mostly cloudy with scattered showers. Snow level 5000 feet. Lows 26 to 36. Northwest winds 10 to 15 mph with gusts up to 30 mph.

Tomorrow:

Partly cloudy. Highs 52 to 62. North winds 10 to 15 mph.
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Postby Kristy Kreme » Wed Sep 22, 2004 12:29 am

geekster wrote:Amazing how a couple of weeks makes all the difference.

Tonite's forecast for Gerlach:

Mostly cloudy with scattered showers. Snow level 5000 feet. Lows 26 to 36. Northwest winds 10 to 15 mph with gusts up to 30 mph.

Tomorrow:

Partly cloudy. Highs 52 to 62. North winds 10 to 15 mph.


That is very tempting but I'm headed to the Sting concert in Las Vegas this weekend.

Kisses, Kristy Kreme

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Postby AntiM » Wed Sep 22, 2004 8:40 am

Heh, I live in Utah and am getting the ass-end of this weather system. Holy Shit! Snow in Park City already!

Damn shame I neither ski nor board, hmm?
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Postby M-Files » Wed Sep 22, 2004 8:50 am

Hey Kristy -

Just to clarify (and sorry if this question is offensive or if you've already answered it):

You're a well-paid Nevada brothel prostitute who is offering your sexual services for free to the Burning Man community. Is that correct or am I misinterpreting something?

Well, free personal services are what BM is all about... ;)

By the way, it's snowing at just about every high elevation in the west. Almost every ski resort (including Blackcomb) is expecting to open early this season.

- M

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Postby Simply Joel » Wed Sep 22, 2004 9:34 am

M-Files wrote:Hey Kristy -

Just to clarify (and sorry if this question is offensive or if you've already answered it):

You're a well-paid Nevada brothel prostitute who is offering your sexual services for free to the Burning Man community. Is that correct or am I misinterpreting something?

Well, free personal services are what BM is all about... ;)

By the way, it's snowing at just about every high elevation in the west. Almost every ski resort (including Blackcomb) is expecting to open early this season.

- M


if i may put my observations into the thread... i believe KK is looking for a group of non-judgmental folks, like herself to party with because in her business... most on the outside looking in are judgmental and those on the inside just don't want to hang out with the folks they work with...

i could be totally off base here.... KK seems sincere, and she can party with me anytime. i don't think i can afford to keep up financially, but i'd drink a beer and shoot the bull with her at the Meet and Greet '05.

hell, i'd like to see all of you naked... the big equalizer... nudity...

besides, i like folks that like stuff i like.... sex, beer, sex... did i mention sex? and i am totally the voyeur anymore, the spouse attends to all my other desires and i would like to keep my gonads attached.

what was the question?

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Postby Alpha » Wed Sep 22, 2004 9:55 am

Thank you for that, Joel.

(and hey, you finally got a taker on your "this thread will self-destruct..." thread!)

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Postby M-Files » Wed Sep 22, 2004 10:05 am

Well, thanks for your 'observation', Joel, but with all due respect, the question was posed to Kristy and it still stands. I would still respectfully like to hear her answer.

- M

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Postby Simply Joel » Wed Sep 22, 2004 10:41 am

M-Files wrote:Well, thanks for your 'observation', Joel, but with all due respect, the question was posed to Kristy and it still stands. I would still respectfully like to hear her answer.

- M


you are entitled to ask, whether yoy merit a response from her is an entirely different answer.

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Postby cookiepusss » Wed Sep 22, 2004 10:41 am

Hi everyone!

My name is Cookiepusss. I am looking for a wild, fun and horny group to crash with next year. I LOVE guys first but girls are very welcome. I am willing to provide LOTS and LOTS of FREE love to the right group or single guy. I want to see and do more next year. I had a GREAT time at my first burn (this year) and I look forward to chatting with all who are interested. You can email me at cookiepusss9(at)hotmail(dot)com

Please tell me you are from the BM board because that email is also for my work.

Kisses, Cookiepusss

If you want to see pics of me checkout my website:

http://www.carvel.com/cakecarousel_nf.a ... cookiepuss

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Postby Simply Joel » Wed Sep 22, 2004 10:48 am

Alpha wrote:Thank you for that, Joel.

(and hey, you finally got a taker on your "this thread will self-destruct..." thread!)


yup...

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Postby Rob the Wop » Wed Sep 22, 2004 10:59 am

Simply Joel wrote:hell, i'd like to see all of you naked... the big equalizer... nudity...


Then you haven't seen me naked. You'd probably change your mind on that one.

Good luck Kristy. I lived in Pahrump for about 8 months. One evening, after work in Las Vegas, I stopped by a 'locals' style casino and managed to win a jackpot while farting around (I don't gamble much). Stoked and slightly buzzed, I drove the 45 minutes back to Pahrump.

While passing by the Venus 'Message Parlor' in town, I stopped on a whim. I had the extra money, time on my hands, and I'm up for new experiences. I was somewhat shy (I tend to be around women) but I rang the bell on the fence and waited. After about 5 minutes I started back to my car when a baeutiful petite brunette with big blue eyes came to the door and talked me out of getting into my car. We went inside, I paid the money at some point, and we had our fun.

Then we sat back and talked. It was a weeknight, so no one else showed up. Ended up talking until dawn about politics, shared favorite authors, views of life, etc. I ended up coming by a couple times a week, snuck in the front door, and we would just lie toghether and talk (no money involved). This could have gotten her in a LOT of trouble, but she did it anyways. We talked on the phone for hours when not toghether, and whenever she had 'free time'- we would meet up in Vegas, get a room, and spend the weekend toghether. Weird thing is, in the three months we spent toghether, we only had sex twice (once paid- once not). Not a big deal, she just couldn't get away enough- and she couldn't do it at the brothel without getting paid.

It wasn't expected, nor was it going to last. She was getting money up for her business in Los Angeles and I was heading back to college in the desert. But the months we spent toghether were wonderful. It broke both our hearts, but we split and went our seperate ways- knowing we would never cross paths again.

This was a valuable learning experience for me. I got to hear about the sneers in the grocery stores, the insults when in town, and how to approach the profession without it killing off who you are. I was surprised at how often she said she actually 'did it'. A lot of husbands, etc would look for what their wives WOULDN'T do. A good prostitute/porn star/stripper/etc. has to be comfortable with their bodies, enjoy sex and people, and are usually big extrovert flirts. Otherwise, its a dead-end job that slowly erodes the libido and starts a downward spiral of self-loathing.

At least on this board, Kristy- you seem like you have the right attitude and personality to be a pleasure to 'do business' with. You can't change the way you are and you shouldn't even try. It's too bad I'm not going anymore, I would have loved to meet you- if nothing more than to chat. There are plenty of camps that I think you would enjoy. SnuggleTown and the PolyDomes are two camps that come to mind. Jennifer Steele (porn star) had a firespinning'+' camp and I heard tell that she had some interesting things happening that you would have liked. Look her up online and maybe shoot her an Email.

Give'em hell girl. You'll find what you're looking for out there, and fuckem if they don't like what you do. They can play with themselves in a Coleman tent while you're enjoying yourself.
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Postby M-Files » Wed Sep 22, 2004 11:24 am

Simply Joel wrote:you are entitled to ask, whether yoy merit a response from her is an entirely different answer.



Same as whether you 'merit' an observation.

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Postby Simply Joel » Wed Sep 22, 2004 11:25 am

cookiepusss wrote:Hi everyone!

My name is Cookiepusss. I am looking for a wild, fun and horny group to crash with next year. I LOVE guys first but girls are very welcome. I am willing to provide LOTS and LOTS of FREE love to the right group or single guy. I want to see and do more next year. I had a GREAT time at my first burn (this year) and I look forward to chatting with all who are interested. You can email me at cookiepusss9(at)hotmail(dot)com

Please tell me you are from the BM board because that email is also for my work.

Kisses, Cookiepusss

If you want to see pics of me checkout my website:

http://www.carvel.com/cakecarousel_nf.a ... cookiepuss


that is SO wrong it rights itself (vague reference to sailing).
Rob the Wop wrote:Then you haven't seen me naked. You'd probably change your mind on that one.


i can't argue your point and i would attempt to avert my eyes at the appropriate times

anyway, it does remind me of funny moment way back in '98...

i was camping next to Peter and Linda from England, we were all virgin burners.... Peter was naked most of the time... and I finally said...

"Peter, I think I have seen your dick more than I have seen my own."

and he responded...

"Great, aint it."

conversation over... and then we began to party once again.


Rob, regarding your observations, that is exactly what i was trying to illustrate despite my lack of personal experience... thank you.

KK, you are on my party list.

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Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Sep 22, 2004 11:35 am

All hairy backs are equal. RtW's is more equal than others.

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Postby Kristy Kreme » Wed Sep 22, 2004 12:10 pm

M-Files wrote:Hey Kristy -

Just to clarify (and sorry if this question is offensive or if you've already answered it):

You're a well-paid Nevada brothel prostitute who is offering your sexual services for free to the Burning Man community. Is that correct or am I misinterpreting something?

Well, free personal services are what BM is all about... ;)

By the way, it's snowing at just about every high elevation in the west. Almost every ski resort (including Blackcomb) is expecting to open early this season.

- M



Yes, My services are free at BM. BM rocks and I want to contribute in my own special way. I love sharing my gifts and skills. Besides for a natural redhead to keep from having a temper she has to use her extra energy somehow! :D

Kisses, Kristy Kreme

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Re: YEP

Postby Simply Joel » Wed Sep 22, 2004 12:12 pm

Kristy Kreme wrote:Yes, My services are free at BM. BM rocks and I want to contribute in my own special way. I love sharing my gifts and skills. Besides for a natural redhead to keep from having a temper she has to use her extra energy somehow! :D

Kisses, Kristy Kreme


ya gotta like that!

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Re: What will it take?

Postby Tapestry » Wed Sep 22, 2004 12:47 pm

Kristy Kreme wrote:We are taxed twice as much by our IDLENESS, three times as much by our PRIDE, four times as much by our FOLLY, and the greatest tax is from our FEAR; and from these taxes the commissioners cannot ease or deliver us, by allowing an abatement.


Bravo! Well said!

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Postby buckethead alien » Wed Sep 22, 2004 12:54 pm

Simply Joel wrote:anyway, it does remind me of funny moment way back in '98...

i was camping next to Peter and Linda from England, we were all virgin burners.... Peter was naked most of the time... and I finally said...

"Peter, I think I have seen your dick more than I have seen my own."

and he responded...

"Great, aint it."

conversation over... and then we began to party once again.


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Postby geekster » Wed Sep 22, 2004 1:48 pm

*sigh* I am such a cynic. I am getting this feeling deep inside that is starting to tell me there is a prank or setup in all of this somehow.

Don't know where that comes from ... maybe I should ask my Mom if she ever dated spiderman or something.
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Postby Dustdevil » Wed Sep 22, 2004 2:06 pm

I can't speak about the other camps, but I attended one of the private parties at Jennifer Steeles' camp and it was fantastic. There was a natural redhead there, my wife. Two natural redheads would have been off the hook. How many days left????
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Re: YEP

Postby M-Files » Wed Sep 22, 2004 2:10 pm

Kristy Kreme wrote:
Yes, My services are free at BM. BM rocks and I want to contribute in my own special way. I love sharing my gifts and skills. Besides for a natural redhead to keep from having a temper she has to use her extra energy somehow! :D

Kisses, Kristy Kreme


Wow, love that candid honesty! Wonderful to meet you, Kristy. I'm only a short brunette. However, if I see you on the playa or any local BM events, I'll be happy to gift you a cold ice tea, micro brew or just a warm hug. I hope you find lots of fun and whatever else you may be seeking among us.

Welcome! :)

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I don't get it

Postby cookiepusss » Wed Sep 22, 2004 2:24 pm

Me? I am a cake. A small ice cream cake with a waffle cone for a nose. The last thing I want to do at Burning Man is hang around with other ice cream cakes. Parfaits, maybe. But not ice cream cakes. I really can't imagine personally wanting to spend more time with ice cream cakes. I leave my professional life behind when I am at Burning Man. But that is just what I do.

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Re: I don't get it

Postby Sensei » Wed Sep 22, 2004 2:50 pm

cookiepusss wrote:Me? I am a cake. A small ice cream cake with a waffle cone for a nose. The last thing I want to do at Burning Man is hang around with other ice cream cakes. Parfaits, maybe. But not ice cream cakes. I really can't imagine personally wanting to spend more time with ice cream cakes. I leave my professional life behind when I am at Burning Man. But that is just what I do.

Cookiepusss


You are welcome at my camp anytime of the night or day, Cookiepuss. You website made my mouth water. Damn, I wanna eat you.

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Re: I don't get it

Postby Sensei » Wed Sep 22, 2004 3:14 pm

Sensei wrote:You are welcome at my camp anytime of the night or day, Cookiepusss. You website made my mouth water. Damn, I wanna eat you.


I'll go further than that. In fact, I want to lick you, sweet Cookiepusss, up one side and down the other. I want to throw away the spoon and just dive in face first and taste your icy-creamy-cakey goodness.

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Re: I don't get it

Postby Sensei » Wed Sep 22, 2004 3:53 pm

Sensei wrote:I'll go further than that. In fact, I want to lick you, sweet Cookiepusss, up one side and down the other. I want to throw away the spoon and just dive in face first and taste your icy-creamy-cakey goodness.


I want you on top of me Cookiepusss... I want you to ride me like Gassso's Orgasmatron. I want you to melt all over me so I can lick up your deliciousness.

I want you so fucking bad, Cookiepusss.


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