List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!
- Homiesinheaven
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List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!
-i heard from a reliable source in the inner circle that BMORG is gifting thousands of tickets to every fraternity and sorority at every single college and university across the US. WTF?
-not only did i not get the tickets i'm ENTITLED to receive but my theme camp was not placed! without my presence, BM is guaranteed to be absolutely horrible. guaranteed!
-OMG, so much DUBSTEP!
-i keep having dreams that BM is gonna be a huge outdoor mall. my dreams usually come true!
-Center Camp will be serving blood instead of coffee! ice will be frozen pee, not water!
-BM was so much better every single year before this one!
any others?
-not only did i not get the tickets i'm ENTITLED to receive but my theme camp was not placed! without my presence, BM is guaranteed to be absolutely horrible. guaranteed!
-OMG, so much DUBSTEP!
-i keep having dreams that BM is gonna be a huge outdoor mall. my dreams usually come true!
-Center Camp will be serving blood instead of coffee! ice will be frozen pee, not water!
-BM was so much better every single year before this one!
any others?
- theCryptofishist
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All tickets will have 1/4 inch holes punched in them.
In order to provide a hard surface, DPW is shellacking the entire closure area.
Larry Harvey will be animatronic.
At the man burn, all participants must hold hands, sway, and sing kumbaia.
GP&E to merge with heebee geebee healers.
Manditory "Five Minutes Hate" for the guy who made that video.
All participants must remove clothing and simulate (or actually engage in) sex acts when asked to by photographer.
In order to provide a hard surface, DPW is shellacking the entire closure area.
Larry Harvey will be animatronic.
At the man burn, all participants must hold hands, sway, and sing kumbaia.
GP&E to merge with heebee geebee healers.
Manditory "Five Minutes Hate" for the guy who made that video.
All participants must remove clothing and simulate (or actually engage in) sex acts when asked to by photographer.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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The entrance road to Gate will be paved to reduce dust.
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It's show time, folks.....Joe Gideon
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Larry couldn't score a ticket for himself.
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Broken Angel Bathhouse will be gifting Bath Salts instead of soap. Bath Salts made with Angel Dust. Watch out!
In Centre Camp Cafe, everyone must be wearing a bee suit and a clown nose at all times.
Every single person at the event this year will be a Burgin.
In Centre Camp Cafe, everyone must be wearing a bee suit and a clown nose at all times.
Every single person at the event this year will be a Burgin.
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Re: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!
theCryptofishist wrote: All participants must remove clothing and simulate (or actually engage in) sex acts when asked to by photographer.
That actually sounds pretty darn good if you ask me.
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Lady Di is already dead so you'll have nothing to look forward to when you reach defaultia.
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Simon of the Playa wrote:Lady Di is already dead so you'll have nothing to look forward to when you reach defaultia.
Wrong! I've got tickets to this Michael Jackson/Tupac concert in October.
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catinthefunnyhat wrote:Simon of the Playa wrote:Lady Di is already dead so you'll have nothing to look forward to when you reach defaultia.
Wrong! I've got tickets to this Michael Jackson/Tupac concert in October.
If you manage to keep burning man potentially fatal, sure...
I heard their last concert at Lake of fire was brilliant.
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Self-righteous vets will be shamed by the virgins who come and do it better and burnier.
GET OUT OF MY TRUCK HIPPIE!
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when pigs fly...
400 ft across the playa flung by a giant trebuchet into an open bar-b-q pit....
400 ft across the playa flung by a giant trebuchet into an open bar-b-q pit....
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Re: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!
Shut up, hippy.
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ebola spores found in playa dust. news at eleven.
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This year when the knobs behind me ask me to sit down and get out of their way of watching the burn, I won't.
"If this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others?"
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gotta love a good old self fulfilling prophecy
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I will be there.









If you want drama to stop following you everywhere, try letting go of the leash.
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Re: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!
It wont be 2002!
DUH!
DUH!
anything worth doing is worth overdoing..
Re: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!
Lonesomebri wrote:This year when the knobs behind me ask me to sit down and get out of their way of watching the burn, I won't.
i totally saw rangers force a guy to sit down or get the fuck away at a burn once.
Don't link to anything here!
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lemur wrote: i totally saw rangers force a guy to sit down or get the fuck away at a burn once.
Not this year my friend. No, not this year.
This year the Rangers will be too busy enforcing the mandatory standing for the singing of the Anthem before each burn.
"If this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others?"
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Lonesomebri wrote:lemur wrote: i totally saw rangers force a guy to sit down or get the fuck away at a burn once.
Not this year my friend. No, not this year.
This year the Rangers will be too busy enforcing the mandatory standing for the singing of the Anthem before each burn.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVdVTVR-j0Q
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Reason #57: omg, it's gonna be soooooo DUSTY!
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#58--Darkwads are developing attitude!
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Porta potties will be filled with kitty litter.
TP will be replaced w buckets of playa dirt.
Potties will be locked after last servicing at sundown.
Oh, is this the vicious rumors thread?
TP will be replaced w buckets of playa dirt.
Potties will be locked after last servicing at sundown.
Oh, is this the vicious rumors thread?
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Rather than a Tupac hologram ala Coachella, they're creating a Linda McCartney hologram.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoH9zP_n_g0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoH9zP_n_g0
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theCryptofishist wrote:#58--Darkwads are developing attitude!
hahahahaha, hilarious!
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Make it stop!
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catinthefunnyhat wrote:I will be there.![]()
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and my hat will not be the remotest bit funny
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Daft Punk will NOT be there this year!!! They couldnt get tickets!!
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I heard they're encouraging people to do the tomahawk chop and chant during the temple burn this year. Those who don't know the chant will be given laser pointers to shine on the temple so they won't be left out. WTF?
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