Good to know.Ugly Dougly wrote:Many of the recipes therein are notoriously unreliable, or dangerous to the user, perhaps intentionally so.theCryptofishist wrote:Here you go.
WTF
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Re: WTF
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: WTF
That's what I have been instructed to tell you.
Or, give it to the local "cool" teenager and take cover.
Or, give it to the local "cool" teenager and take cover.

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Re: WTF
Today I found a police car parked on my property for at least an hour, so I go over to see if there's a problem. I guess I startled to poor guy, because I woke him up from a sound sleep. In my typical sarcastic demeanor, when he rolled down his window, I said, "I'll need to see your license and registration sir"!
(yes it's true and it really happened today)
(yes it's true and it really happened today)
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Re: WTF
And proof of Insurance...
Of course, now he knows that you know what he was doing on shift... and where your property is... and what you look like...
Of course, now he knows that you know what he was doing on shift... and where your property is... and what you look like...

Re: WTF
Shambala wrote:Today I found a police car parked on my property for at least an hour, so I go over to see if there's a problem. I guess I startled to poor guy, because I woke him up from a sound sleep. In my typical sarcastic demeanor, when he rolled down his window, I said, "I'll need to see your license and registration sir"!
(yes it's true and it really happened today)

In my world there's only legible and more legible.
-Bob
-Bob
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maladroit- Burning Man is like a second job, except you pay to work there.
Burning Man is just the pre party for exodus! - fellow burner during exodus
Burning Man is just the pre party for exodus! - fellow burner during exodus
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Re: WTF
thats funny, i thought an Escort WAS a Whore?
WTF?
WTF?
Once I noticed I was on fire, I decided to relax and enjoy the fall™
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WTF?
it's obviously self-deprecating on her part...
it's obviously self-deprecating on her part...
"10 principles? you cant HANDLE the 10 principles..."
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Re: WTF
H.G.Crosby wrote:thats funny, i thought an Escort WAS a Whore?
WTF?
Retired long time ago. I'm just a slut now... ok thats a lie. It is pretty dull in my sex life... meaning none. and I wasnt free

maladroit- Burning Man is like a second job, except you pay to work there.
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Burning Man is just the pre party for exodus! - fellow burner during exodus
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Re: WTF
Wtf?
Please, buy a clue and STFU, you are only making yourself look worse.
Seriously.
Dont you have tips to count or something?
Please, buy a clue and STFU, you are only making yourself look worse.
Seriously.
Dont you have tips to count or something?
Frida Be You & Me
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"you are only making yourself look worse" do I really care? nope. it is who i am. i can laugh at my self. sorry you can't get that.
im off to go count sheep.
im off to go count sheep.
maladroit- Burning Man is like a second job, except you pay to work there.
Burning Man is just the pre party for exodus! - fellow burner during exodus
Burning Man is just the pre party for exodus! - fellow burner during exodus
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Re: WTF
Right.
So are we to understand you posted that little ditty about whores as a joke concerning your previous behavior / occupation?
Wtf?
Please, worse explanation / justification / bullshit i have seen since pee funnel lady's cockamamie story.
Why you continue to smother the board with your inane postings is a huge WTF...
IMHO..
So are we to understand you posted that little ditty about whores as a joke concerning your previous behavior / occupation?
Wtf?
Please, worse explanation / justification / bullshit i have seen since pee funnel lady's cockamamie story.
Why you continue to smother the board with your inane postings is a huge WTF...
IMHO..
Frida Be You & Me
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Re: WTF
I know he means tickets, but this is nice, unintentional laugh.****** wrote:I am in Seattle, and can use a pair. Please message me! Thanks!
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: WTF
Tucked away in 2009 sub-fora:
skolaytom wrote:Go, burgins, go! Do your best, bring your best, be the burn.
The Playa Chicken died for your sins of the feathers. By their MOOP, thou shalt know them
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: WTF
Fucking prophet. Burn him!
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No, it's a new post. I just can't figure why someone would do your sig line as a quote and put it in 2009.AntiM wrote:Er, how'd he get my sigline in 2009 before I wrote it this year?
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: WTF
no not at all but then someone made it seems as if i did. I posted it cause it is a rate R joke and i thought it was funny.Im sorry you do not get my sense of humor.Simon of the Playa wrote:Right.
So are we to understand you posted that little ditty about whores as a joke concerning your previous behavior / occupation?
maladroit- Burning Man is like a second job, except you pay to work there.
Burning Man is just the pre party for exodus! - fellow burner during exodus
Burning Man is just the pre party for exodus! - fellow burner during exodus
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Re: WTF
you are right, i dont.
i have this distinct feeling i am not alone on this, either.
in fact im quite certain.
i have this distinct feeling i am not alone on this, either.
in fact im quite certain.
Frida Be You & Me
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Re: WTF
WTF?!? Is this photoshopped?


Sometimes I'm confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious.
Re: WTF
Maryanimal, I heard on the radio this morning that it is not.
Here's my WTF of the Day.
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Here's my WTF of the Day.
http://gawker.com/5933019/report-randy- ... -naked-dwi
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