The Bar

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 11:30 am

tisha2 wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:*Jason comes crawling in*

Does anyone know what happened lastnight?

Jason
*saunters in from the back and slinks behind the bar*
You don't remember....?

Oh that is what happened. he he

Drinks sound good about now.

Jason

cookiepusss · Post by **cookiepusss** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 11:42 am

Sandwichman wrote:Next round shall be......

Frosty Lay

1/2 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Blue Curacao
1/2 oz. Malibu Rum
1/2 oz. Melon Liqueur
Pineapple Juice
Lime Juice
Splash of Orange Juice
Dash of Milk

Shake with ice and pour into a large glass. Add 2 cranberries and a lime.

Did somebody say "Frosty Lay?"

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 11:46 am

Yes, baby, that *would* be you!!

Wouldja like a drink? Something frozen, perhaps?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 11:46 am

i'll just have some more coffee maam

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 11:48 am

More coffee for the cowboy - want anything *special* in that??

calicowboy925 · Post by **calicowboy925** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 11:53 am

Good mornin' bar friends! I'll have one of those "frosty lay's" the sand fellow was requestin'.....I hope he wasnt referin' to sexual activity...we know those partners exist! Brrrrrr! The frosty ones always leave ya chapped! So, y'all dustin off for the decompression this sunday????

cookiepusss · Post by **cookiepusss** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 11:57 am

Frozen Marg, of course. Easy on the salt, we ICE cream cakes gotta watch our salt, ya know.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:19 pm

One frozen Margy for the 'puss - NO salt, of course, baby!!

Gotta split to a meeting, kids, help yerselves!!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:30 pm

tisha2 wrote:More coffee for the cowboy - want anything *special* in that??

extra caffeine pleaSE

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:02 pm

The Bar Juke is up and running. Want to hear some tunes click the following link http://www.shoutcast.com/sbin/shoutcast ... lename.pls

I tend to play a bit of everything so listen in and enjoy.

Jason

cookiepusss · Post by **cookiepusss** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:53 pm

Sandwichman wrote:

Dad?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:03 pm

cookiepusss wrote: Dad?

Maybe?

Was your mom red-headed and flexible? Long legs like roses hung to dry?

She know how to please a man while speaking in a foreign tongue?

cookiepusss · Post by **cookiepusss** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:06 pm

Sandwichman wrote:
cookiepusss wrote: Dad?
Maybe?

Was your mom red-headed and flexible? Long legs like roses hung to dry?

She know how to please a man while speaking in a foreign tongue?

;)

Uh, nope. Drinky-poo?

cookiepusss · Post by **cookiepusss** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:13 pm

tisha2 wrote:One frozen Margy for the 'puss - NO salt, of course, baby!!

Gotta split to a meeting, kids, help yerselves!!

Man, Tisha does go to a lot of meetings. What do you people do in those things anyway. Me, when I got to meetings, it's all about how to look nice in the display case, how not to melt before you get to the grade school graduation party, that sort of thing. Sometimes Tom Karvel yells at us for no reason, like we're not all good little Cookiepusses or something. So what if I have a little drinking problem and walk down to the bar once in a while. The kids'll never smell it on my breath, right? And if they did, they wouldn't know what it is anyway. Do I seem drunk to you? Sorry if I talk too much, you know, it's not easy being a cake, I mean, where's the advancement? Where's the adventure? Can I get anyone a drink on me?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:24 pm

Sandwichman wrote:
cookiepusss wrote: Dad?
Maybe?

Was your mom red-headed and flexible? Long legs like roses hung to dry?

She know how to please a man while speaking in a foreign tongue?

Jason! You just described me to a T!! Who told you???

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:26 pm

tisha2 wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:
cookiepusss wrote: Dad?
Maybe?

Was your mom red-headed and flexible? Long legs like roses hung to dry?

She know how to please a man while speaking in a foreign tongue?

Jason! You just described me to a T!! Who told you???

Excuse me everyone while I take Tisha out back and verify she is the one.

Jason

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:37 pm

hey kids.
just stopping in to say hi.
glad to see you haven't all forgotten about me (thanks Sensei)
miss ya all, but gotta run again....

hey Lydia, i'll get the harmony:
Summertime, and the livin' is easy....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:42 pm

Excuse me everyone while I take Tisha out back and verify she is the one. Jason

Good idea... you guys are steaming up the mirrors, and Cookie is starting to melt... for that matter, so am I .... not me!! Can I watch??... Aw put a sock on it... Oh, HI RIAN!!!... oops, there she goes....

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:47 pm

*entering from the back and adjusting her hair*

...told you...!

Hiya, Sam! Rian!? oh, missed her.

What'll ya have?

hi, little guy!! glad to hear you made it back from your big adventure safe and sound!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:50 pm

tisha2 wrote:*entering from the back and adjusting her hair*

...told you...!

Hiya, Sam! Rian!? oh, missed her.

What'll ya have?

hi, little guy!! glad to hear you made it back from your big adventure safe and sound!

I don't know if I need the emergency room or a strong drink. Time for a smoke......

Good to see you Sam.

Jason

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:52 pm

Hey, sweetie cakes.... it was Fun!!!! I got to see the inside of a limo, I got to see the inside of several call girls, I got to see the inside of Fishy, I got to see the insides of the ladies room toilet, Plus... I got to see the insides of several.... well.... Sam keeps talking discretion to me... I think I'll try it now...

So... how ya' been? Miss me?? Would you like a small, stiff one?... On me? Wheeeeeeeeee!!!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:54 pm

Hey Jason... Good to be seen....

BTW, if you ever want to publish those drink receipes, let me know... those are killer....

How about another club soda... with clam juice?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:55 pm

Woodrow wrote:Hey, sweetie cakes.... it was Fun!!!! I got to see the inside of a limo, I got to see the inside of several call girls, I got to see the inside of Fishy, I got to see the insides of the ladies room toilet, Plus... I got to see the insides of several.... well.... Sam keeps talking discretion to me... I think I'll try it now...

So... how ya' been? Miss me?? Would you like a small, stiff one?... On me? Wheeeeeeeeee!!!

funny, sam always said you were big

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:58 pm

i am going for a guiness (real world) take care all.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 3:00 pm

Rian wrote:

Woodrow wrote:
Hey, sweetie cakes.... it was Fun!!!! I got to see the inside of a limo, I got to see the inside of several call girls, I got to see the inside of Fishy, I got to see the insides of the ladies room toilet, Plus... I got to see the insides of several.... well.... Sam keeps talking discretion to me... I think I'll try it now...

So... how ya' been? Miss me?? Would you like a small, stiff one?... On me? Wheeeeeeeeee!!!
funny, sam always said you were big

Shhhh... I keep telling him that 'small' means about the size of a baby's arm and fist....

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 3:01 pm

I think I am going to open up some of this wine I brought back from Sonoma. Maybe a nice red wine today with this weather change.

Jason

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 3:06 pm

samtzu wrote:Rian wrote:
Woodrow wrote:
Hey, sweetie cakes.... it was Fun!!!! I got to see the inside of a limo, I got to see the inside of several call girls, I got to see the inside of Fishy, I got to see the insides of the ladies room toilet, Plus... I got to see the insides of several.... well.... Sam keeps talking discretion to me... I think I'll try it now...

So... how ya' been? Miss me?? Would you like a small, stiff one?... On me? Wheeeeeeeeee!!!
funny, sam always said you were big
Shhhh... I keep telling him that 'small' means about the size of a baby's arm and fist....

heehee!! remember, honey, it's NOT the size!!!!
Here's yer seltzer, Sam.
And I'll have a glass o that red, J...oh! Thanks for the song...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 3:09 pm

Here you are Tisha a glass of Cline Cellars 2002 Oakley FiveReds. It is rather tasty considering I know nothing about wine.

Jason

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 3:11 pm

too bad Lydia won't sing with me today. guess she had enough last night.
or maybe her ass hurts.
or maybe she's mad cause i left her early.

sigh.
but i was tired!!!
i barely made it through my one beer! over the course of hours!

i don't even feel up to cyber liquor.

got some water?
maybe emergen-c for old times' sake?

cookiepusss · Post by **cookiepusss** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 3:14 pm

Hey Woodrow, you still in here? Can I buy you a drinky-poo?