The Bar

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 4:35 pm

Me too. Time to get in line on the freeway. Hugs all around. See ya later.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 4:55 pm

I must flip my tail in farewell. Thanks all for getting me through another dreary workweek. I'll see you Wednesday--except those who catch me at decompression!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 4:59 pm

I oughta' cross post this to the Fuck! thread...

FUCK!! I WAS WORKING SO FUCKING HARD I MISSED THE 100TH PAGE!!!

FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!
Remind me in about two days to post on the 200th page...

Now... back a few pages to see what's going on...

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 5:18 pm

Hey... where'd all the wimmin go? Where's Fishy, and Tishy, and... Elise? (Doesn't rhyme! She needs to do something about that!! Dishy? I like it!!) Hey! How come no one's eating my peanuts? Don't you like my nuts? Hey! Heh... heh... heh.... uh.... I said "Nuts".... heh, heh... heh... uuuuh.

Hey! What's on the top shelf? The Good Stuff?? I gotta' see.... Wow... long ways up there....

... he climbs into the twilight of the upper shelves....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 5:21 pm

Hey!! Get back down here! Don't do this!! I have to fly out of here in the morning... don't go running off!! Hey!

Little fucker...

Could someone keep an eye on him...? He's on a roll...

Actually, he's on an upper shelf, but, hey.... who's quibbling.

And what about these tee shirts?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:00 pm

*BHA strides purposely to the podium*

ooops, wrong thread. where's charlie gibson?

hmmmmmph, looks like the last of that vino found a new home.

*rummage rummage rummage*

I wonder what's down here under this trapdoor?

aha! just the thing! a cask of amontillado!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:04 pm

HEY! what are you doing down here, go away!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:06 pm

What does a guy have to do to get away from the debate.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:09 pm

I can tell you how I do it ... and it starts with the letter "click"

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:14 pm

Oh geekster it's you hey you got to check this place out it looks like an old speak easy that’s been sealed up since the repeal of that nasty amendment.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:14 pm

Zulegoona wrote:HEY! what are you doing down here, go away!

<i>It was about dusk, one evening during the supreme madness of
the carnival season, that I encountered my friend. He accosted me
with excessive warmth, for he had been drinking much. The man wore
motley. He had on a tight-fitting parti-striped dress, and his
head was surmounted by the conical cap and bells. I was so pleased
to see him, that I thought I should never have done wringing his
hand.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:18 pm

<i>The wine sparkled in his eyes and the bells jingled. My own
fancy grew warm with the Medoc. We had passed through walls
of piled bones, with casks and puncheons intermingling, into
the inmost recesses of catacombs. I paused again, and this time I
made bold to seize Zulegoona by an arm above the elbow.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:20 pm

<i>A moment more and I had fettered him to the granite. In its surface
were two iron staples, distant from each other about two feet,
horizontally. From one of these depended a short chain, from the
other a padlock. Throwing the links about his waist, it was but
the work of a few seconds to secure it. He was too much astounded
to resist. Withdrawing the key I stepped back from the recess.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:20 pm

Ah, well gee, um I mean, a gosh I never knew you felt, I mean.........

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:22 pm

<i>I had scarcely laid the first tier of the masonry when I discovered
that the intoxication of Zulegoona had in a great measure worn off.
The earliest indication I had of this was a low moaning cry from
the depth of the recess. It was not the cry of a drunken man.
There was then a long and obstinate silence. I laid the second
tier, and the third, and the fourth; and then I heard the furious
vibrations of the chain. The noise lasted for several minutes,
during which, that I might hearken to it with the more
satisfaction, I ceased my labours and sat down upon the bones.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:22 pm

Dam it happened again, shit

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:23 pm

"Zulegoona!"

No answer. I called again--

"Zulegoona--"

No answer still. I thrust a torch through the remaining aperture
and let it fall within. There came forth in reply only a jingling
of the bells. My heart grew sick on account of the dampness of
the catacombs. I hastened to make an end of my labour. I forced
the last stone into its position; I plastered it up. Against the
new masonry I re-erected the old rampart of bones. For the half
of a century no mortal has disturbed them. In pace requiescat!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:26 pm

I never new you were a mason. that is an interesting hobby,... hey how about you undo these chains and we go back upstairs and talk about it.

Hey hey snap out of it hey wake up

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:28 pm

whew...thanks...sometimes I get a little carried away...one of those days....get you a beer?

RebA! · Post by **RebA!** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:28 pm

Half a case of homebrew up on the bar.

Figured I would play along with this a bit. Someones gotta help me finish the rest of it.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:30 pm

ah! RebA! purveyor of the most drinkable drinkables.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:32 pm

//start to walk towards the stairs up to the bar. Chank cathunk // ah buckethead you got the key?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:35 pm

Zulegoona wrote://start to walk towards the stairs up to the bar. Chank cathunk // ah buckethead you got the key?

key? what key?

*chuckles to himself--my goodness, I've just walled up a e-playan in an Itallian catacomb*

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:36 pm

Oh _uck it ! // bites through chain to get at on of Reba!'s brew

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:41 pm

Ok. I'm at work right now, and I really shouldn't...

Who's got the bottle opener?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:51 pm

Sensei wrote:Ok. I'm at work right now, and I really shouldn't...

Who's got the bottle opener?

talk to zulegoona - he can bite through anything

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:56 pm

hope you don't mind a little spit crunk-splock

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:58 pm

Home brew? YUM!

Which reminds me, I need to head to the store. Brewing my own beer is something I have always wanted to do.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:59 pm

*tips beer into bucket*

glippffle

Hmmmm. It's quiet....too quiet.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 9:00 pm

Thanks Reba! it's as good as the playa pale ale you gave me at the meet and greet. better because now it has memories spicing the flavor.