DAMN CAT

[unjonharley]

Planet of the Ape will be so yesterday.. It will be Planet of the CAT at the rate they taking over the world.. Grandfathers cat has now figured out jumping on the door handle opens the door..The big boy cat lives on the porch.. The girl cat opens the door so he can come in for breakfast.. My garage kitty serves as a greeter at the kitty cafe.. Cats come form all over the place to have bite and hang out.. Maybe I should serve coffee too.. We are only open in the day lite.. So some are lined up when we open..

[Ugly Dougly]

My sister had a pair of pedigree Siamese cats. tiny-ass things. One of them got outside during a recent rainstorm and disappeared.

Turns out the coyotes found him. Wasn't much left of him when he was found.

I favor large, shaggy, street-wise cats.

[Savannah]

Planet of the Ape will be so yesterday.. It will be Planet of the CAT at the rate they taking over the world.. Grandfathers cat has now figured out jumping on the door handle opens the door..The big boy cat lives on the porch.. The girl cat opens the door so he can come in for breakfast.. My garage kitty serves as a greeter at the kitty cafe.. Cats come form all over the place to have bite and hang out.. Maybe I should serve coffee too.. We are only open in the day lite.. So some are lined up when we open..

Kitty Café Menu

Kibble . . . . . . . . 3 cents
Houseplant . . . . . 5 cents

Live Mouse . . . . 10 cents
Dead Mouse . . . . 5 cents
Deadmau5 . . . . $50.00 (General Admission)

Catnip Tea . . . . 5 cents
If you appear intoxicated, we cannot serve you.
We card all cats under the age of three.

Don't forget to knead your server!

[robbidobbs]

Damn cat! Little Gray Shit just had kitty dentistry done today.
She broke her left rear molar at the gumline. $500! She needs to get more voles to work this off.

[Simon of the Playa]

put the little devil to work...

[media]

s-catic electricity.

[Roberto Dobbisano]

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[Thecatman]

Mymains Stewart Gilligan: aka Stewie, forever 8 years old.
ln August 2010 his owner was given a letter from Guinness Book of Records as the worlds longest domestic cat at 48.5 inches. ln late 2011 he added the record for the longest domestic cat tail.
My wife and l got to see and pet him at a cat show in Reno in the summer of 2011.
Christmas Day of 2011 he was diagnosed with lyphosarcoma.
He was a certified therapy cat.
RIP in cat heaven Stewie. Pleasure to have been able meet you.
Same post is in RIP.

[Turtleburp]

Neighbours cat turned into a big dreadlock.
We went away for a couple of weeks and did not see him for another week - fearing the worst until...

Still has a bite like a bear trap though

[gyre]

[Thecatman]

[Savannah]

Awww.

[media]

[Turtleburp]

Syd and Bumble like foot play - Syd hates feet for some reason and putting one near him well...

[theCryptofishist]

I know how Sid feels.

But, can a cat consent to being pushed across the floor?

[Savannah]

I know how Sid feels.

This is why if someone pushes you without an invitation, you could widen your eyes and spread your paws wide, as shown.

That'll learn 'em.

But, can a cat consent to being pushed across the floor?

I will lie awake tonight thinking about that. Also, cheese.

But you know what they say: if you love someone, push them across the floor. If they come back to you and flop down at your feet, it was meant to be.

[International Incident]

Kitty Café Menu

Kibble . . . . . . . . 3 cents
Houseplant . . . . . 5 cents

Live Mouse . . . . 10 cents
Dead Mouse . . . . 5 cents
Deadmau5 . . . . $50.00 (General Admission)

Catnip Tea . . . . 5 cents
If you appear intoxicated, we cannot serve you.
We card all cats under the age of three.

Don't forget to knead your server!

Stealing this for my FB page... just gorgeous

[Savannah]

Stealing this for my FB page... just gorgeous

Thank you.

[International Incident]

On Saturday I was on the couch, really sick (coughing, drowning in a sea of snot etc) but warm under a blanket with the cat at the end of the couch. I had a bit of a coughing fit. Cat woke up, yawned, glared at me, hissed at me then jumped off couch and went to sleep on a different chair. bastard. All I wanted was love...

[Elorrum]

My parent's had a great tomcat, that was all muscle and scars, but a sweetheart sometimes. He allowed me to clean his wounds without complaint. Whenever he asked to be let outside, we'd open the door, he'd walk out about 2 feet, we'd say, "Goodbye, Chrissy!" (Christmas cat, Chrissy Cat, Chris) He would always turn around and hiss. Definitely had his indoors and outdoors persona.

[Thecatman]

About a year and half ago we coaxed a feral cat into our house with a piece of string. At the time he was about 10 months old, but very feral.
He's gotten to trust us although he is very shy. He'll bury his head to hide his face when we pet him.
Yesterday, my wife's at work and l'm at the computer desk.
l just put some aluminum foil over a west facing window for the summer. The window sill is about 7ft off the floor and we have a curio cabinet of sorts next to the window,
next to an end table. So a few of our cats will access the window via said furniture.
l heard a dull crash and get up to investigate.
On the widow sill l had some potted cactus. Diesel, that's the new cats name knocked one of the pots off and before l was able to walk over,
he was already on the floor sniffing his carnage. The pot landed on a plastic, two sided water dish and broke the dish. Water along with potting soil is now soaked into the carpet.
l scoop up as much soil l can and put it back in the pot while Diesel is lying under the end table watching me with is tail twitching and l swear he had a devilish look on his face and was laughing .
l vacuumed up the remaining soil, got a new bag of soil from the garage and top off the pot with the cactus in it and l put the cactus back on the sill.
Dummy me l left the open bag of soil on the carpet while l put the cactus back on the sill. l hear a scratching noise and look down from the ladder,
and here's Diesel digging in the bag of potting soil. Yeah he knocked the bag over and created another black stain on the carpet.
Diesel is a DAMN CAT!

[Savannah]

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[Ugly Dougly]

Now, folks, when we say "surreal", that is what we are talking about.

[Dr. Pyro]

Diesel is a pretty good name for a cat.

[Savannah]

Now, folks, when we say "surreal", that is what we are talking about.

It's the solemn face on the cat that gets me. Wearin' his little shark costume, riding his Roomba, looking as though it's all deadly serious business.

[Thecatman]

Diesel is a pretty good name for a cat.

Thanks!

Named him that because he's as black as diesel smoke.

[Savannah]

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28 Cats Who Have No Idea How They Ended Up Here

[BBadger]

Neighbours cat turned into a big dreadlock.
We went away for a couple of weeks and did not see him for another week - fearing the worst until...

Still has a bite like a bear trap though

Funny, I just saw a cat French-poodle-shaved like that roaming the yard! Oh the indignity!

[BeeWeeDee]

An ex-girlfriend of mine did the shaving thing to her cat and I believe she said it was called a "lion" cut.
When she brought the cat back home it bit her pretty deep on the leg.
That escalated to the cat going in for the the deep perpetual sleep and I should have taken that as a warning sign for me as well.
Within a couple of weeks I was summarily dismissed as being too un-communicating-ly. Cool cold hearted dismissal for both of us.
I took it as one of life's lessons never ever date or become involved with someone that is the head of the Human Resources Dept.

[Sic Pup]

I took it as one of life's lessons never ever date or become involved with someone that is the head of the Human Resources Dept.

Sage advice.

Look on the bright side, at least she didn't put you down too!

[Simon of the Playa]

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[unjonharley]

Drugy x son in law returned the yard dog. Not before he mess her all up..

She has this thing about putting her nose on people. Not just once but again and again.. Like a fly that keeps landing on you.. I told her no a few dozen times. Then I bumped her nose with my cane.. After a few of that, she stopped.. Until i was using the walker.. Then i slapped her nose.. She got the idea.. So cat likes to go for a walk in the fenced yard with me.. The dog thinks it always all about her.. Now with me walking the cat she comes back with the nose bumping. On the norm it don't slap or yell at animals.. This time I yelled "goddammit and she cowered. When i yelled the cat come around me and worked the big german shepherd nose over..He didn't even frizz up.. I told the cat "no" and he sat down.. Then cat and I were moving to another part of the yard.. Dumb dog pushes past me and come around on the cats flank.. Every hair stood up on that cat.. He was going to kick some shepherd ass.. I said "kitty no no''.. Maybe I should have let him.. But I don't need any vet bills right now.. Later I was working in the yard.. The dog is always some where near where I am.. Now when I'm walking she stays about three feet away.. Kitty and I are pretty tight buddies..