The person below me

[theCryptofishist]

If it's pain scale, we can say some time in 2007.
TPBM has hurled something across the room this holiday season. But won't admit it because it might lead to accusations of an uncontrollable temper and abusive tendencies.

[lucky420]

Was referring to sleep. No I don't generally hurl things. My ex used to break, trash and throw things. I value my stuff...

Tpbm is feeling the holiday spirit today

[BAS]

Actually, no. Stilled pretty pissed off about a number of things, experiencing aches and pains (I don't care if it is "normal aging" or whatever-- I still don't like it! No wonder my mom is depressed so much of the time these days.)


TPBM prefers summer to the winter holiday season.

[TomServo]

I like both. Just depends on my mood.

TPBM can smell rain, before it rains.

[knowmad]

I'm From Seattle, It always smells like this.

PBM who was your childhood nemisis, what did they do?

[Sail Man]

I had a couple of them, one comes to mind, my neighbor who played b-ball for what was then the Washington Bullets. He had a half court at his house he would practice on. He would pick me up and dunk me ass first into the basket and leave me there and then start throwing the ball against the backboard, messing with me.

Oddly enough I don't really care for basketball since then.

tpbm prefers whacking helpless little white dimpled balls with big clubs.

[TomServo]

Whoops, missed that one....but my original response might just work.

Lance Armstrong. He asked me if I was the kid who was hit by a car 2 years prior. I said I was...He then said, "Its too bad you didn't die." I told him to go fuck himself, he took offense to that, for some reason...and it was on! About as on as one might expect in middle school, in the mid 80's. A lot of insults traded and a fight behind 7-11 after school. We met, after school and threw punches for about 15 minutes...or so it seemed. I was able to kick him square in the nuts (with my boots..not clubs), and that was about it....that and an old lady came by to break us up. By that point, I think we both realized that it was a pretty lame fight.

PBM what was your first vice (not the tool), how did you overcome it...or didn't?

[Sail Man]

I'd have to say it's sex, and no, I haven't overcum it yet, though I do tend to get a grasp on it fairly regularly.





tpbm is thinking tmi.

[maryanimal]

Not at all! We all need to get things off our chests!

tpbm still hasn't sent out their holiday cards.

[theCryptofishist]

Holiday cards? What sort of organized, friend-laden fish do you think I am? Plus they don't really work underwater.
TPBM is waiting for a nice clean snow storm to hide all the dirty snow.

[TomServo]

I'm counting on it! 40% chance on Thursday.

TPBM thinks Drew Carey hates his new(ish) job.

[theCryptofishist]

Drew Carey has a new job?
TPBM says that Drew Carey has a gnu job, and that's why he hates it--nothing like clearing antelope shit off the Serengheti.

[lucky420]

Hey at least he"s employed.

TPBM wondered where this thread had gone...

[ygmir]

nope, it's an oldie but goodie;
TPBM wonders why Fishy thinks Drew Carey would not like antelope spaghetti?

[Foxfur]

I wonder this not.

TPBM publicly shakes their moneymaker.

[knowmad]

mine, yours, theirs. whateva.
TPB number one playa beer.

[theCryptofishist]

No, not really.
TPBM can't wait to open their new calendar on January fist.

[Eric]

I'm dreading my new calendar - it's already got too many things on it in the next few weeks (beats the hell out of those 2 years of unemployment, however!)


TPBM has a sure-fire remedy for a head-cold

[theCryptofishist]

Guillotine!
TPBM doesn't do things by half.

[FIGJAM]

Nope.

By fifths!!!

TPBM does'nt post here often enough.

[theCryptofishist]

It's true, I don't.
TPBM can't wait to book his/her box truck.

[TomServo]

To move back to California? Hell Yeah! Taking my Nissan to the burn though.
TPBM wonders why they never made MaiTais on the playa.

[OregonRed]

Too many ingredients. And sticky...

TPBM is ready for a change of scene.

[lucky420]

No having just moved back to Reno this past August I'm pretty content right now.

TPBM is most likely going to spend a quiet (mostly) evening at home this New Year's Eve

[ygmir]

yup. probably watching Lawrence Welk reruns.

TPBM goes nuts on NYE.

[goathead]

working, BUT, define nuts?
TPBM wonders what the definition for, nuts, would be for a burner also.

[theCryptofishist]

Nuts come off trees, burners come off stoves.
tpbm snuck into my house last night and stole my glasses.

[ygmir]

since you state it in the plural, it wasn't me:


TPBM prefers cognac over brandy

[OregonRed]

I prefer vodka.

TPBM needs to get laid.

[ygmir]

*waving hand, jumping up and down from back of room*


TPBM just threw up a little.