The Bar

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:29 pm

Oh sure sell off your family.

I could if push came to shove maybe foist some of it off on my brother and sister. But then there are things like my dad's shot gun that he had his name engraved into the barrel. no one is going to want to buy it and my siblings don't want any guns in their houses.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:31 pm

~runs to portapottie, writes on wall~

i had investment
put some time into some crap
someone else may burn

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:35 pm

I've always wanted a double barrel side-by-side. The kind a farmer ran out of the chicken coops with, er, no that is towards the chickn coops to shoot a hen or a fox or some other disposable "thing" he wanted to convert.

Seriosuly, You wanna store it at my house for a few months this winter, it would be nice to have for a little while. Hey, libraries loan PAINTINGS, after all!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:37 pm

Fun how this place keeps drifting on and off the playa. Some times it seems like it's in Humboldt county other times in Boston, then back to the playa. never really thought about it being kind of weird but I guess it is. does make it easier when someone has to go home or to work to have the bar swing by and drop them off at home.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:39 pm

Gees Nipples the last post was your 666th

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:40 pm

By the way, I was refering to MY stuff as crap.

Even some of "my" stuff is not crap though. Like when I concetrate on nothing but other than me.

Hey, where did that raver dude go? Did the take the velvet Dogs Playing Poker painting?!

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:40 pm

Oh, oh ... got a sickling here ... oh man ... really sick ... might be a long night. See you guys later.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:41 pm

God Bless your child & household, my freind.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:44 pm

Oh crap. I noticed this morning I was at 640 or something, and thought I'd do something to prod that little prick to say I'm on to what I have allowed.

Anyone?! I gotta go for a bit. Watch the place, might be while, eh.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:49 pm

Were do you live nipples?

was it you that recently bought a house in Hopkins? Some body on e-playa did I can't remember who now.........

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:57 pm

My primary habitat is in arid desert regions, such as this.

I do appreciate the HOPkins reference on two levels, but neither is close at all to my winter den area of way the fuck up north in a forest.

Seriously, I am so far up north from where I was born, they would have to send helicopters up King Kongs ass as he is atop the Empire State Building to get as far north.

WHich reminds me, I am thirsty for a COSMOPOLITAN.. but have lost the use of my lower limbs. Someone else has gotta take the bar, eh.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:00 am

~nipples wonders to self just how pissed off King Kong would be to house that indignity~

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:05 am

* Sensei enter bar at full gallop astride his Seawolf hob *

Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! I want to be bartender. I promise I'll behave.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:06 am

It was ( bdongray ), just did a search.

I was going to as Had you been he if you were going to go to the Mound park get together on the 23rd but since I was truly mistaken never mind.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:08 am

~nipples tag-team hand slaps Sensei as head hits bar~

Thanks, eh. Labatts' Blue, when you get a chance.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:10 am

* Sensei slides the perfect Cosmopolitan to nipples *

What'll ya' have there, Zule?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:12 am

Yeow?!

There is a Mound Park or ANY local bm function (involving a mound) nearby?! Tell me tell me! PM if not wanting general public, ;like theze
~waves hand drunkenly above head, again~

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:12 am

* Sensei slides a sixer of Lebatts' in a paper bag toward nipples *

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:13 am

Oh you phucker!

Thanks, Sensei!

~ice cubes melting through cradboard and sack~

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:14 am

Since I seem to be the only patron and I have nothing before me to drink what would you like to mix me to drink, Mr. bartender?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:15 am

Ah ha ha! I said "Cradboard & Sack".

Take me home! To the corners of Cradboard & ....

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:17 am

~nipples ponders how much mre he prefers being a drunk at the bar ratehr than behind it~

Thanks again, Sensei.

~gives Volunteer of the Year award to guy whom gave him six-pack~

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:19 am

Lessee now, for you... Howzabout one of those Foster's oilcans? Got a few shots of the "old" 86 proof J.D. here as well. Get it while you can.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:23 am

~sipping perfect Cosmopolitan, acting quite sober to get another drink~

I'd have one of those.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:23 am

Sure you’re the bartender, the Fosters and the Jack

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:26 am

I like Cosmo Kraemer. He's just perfect, too. What a phucker!

~gives head butt to wall, several times, finally slumps to floor~

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:28 am

* Sensei slides Fosters to Zulegoona *

I wish someone would get that popcorn machine working.

* Sensei pours three shot glasses full of J.D. and distributes them *

Gentlemen, a toast... To the worms that consume us all in the end.

* Sensei drains shot *

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:29 am

awh he looks so cute there but his fur will stick to the floor if we don’t move him soon. give me a hand sticking him into that booth.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:30 am

Damn, he's heavier than he looks. Must be the fur.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:31 am

cowboy, fresh from a trip from THE GODDESS OF POPCORN, delivers the merchandise to Sensei, then proceeds to fall asleep on the floor