LIFESTYLE CAMPS SOS!

[lemur]

BACK ON TOPIC ASSHOLES.


where are the sex camps?!

[Roberto Dobbisano]

did someone say "lifestyle"?

[Earthwalker]

Also, are there any anal-only sex camps? If not, I'm going to create one and call it the Great Poop Chute. I'll build a huge chocolate waterslide.

Ok, that's just gross. What the hell is wrong with you?

Mama took away by HeMan figures when I was young b/c I kept trying to look under HeMan's little man skirt.

[lemur]

speaking of that..

i will take this opportunity to invite everyone to help light the city.

show up to lamplighter village at 3pm, enjoy some booze and participation.. and then help us light the city at 5pm.. itll be great.



come to the bruised hole bar in lamplighter village any other time to enjoy good sexy times.

[theCryptofishist]

Being 'in the lifestyle' I'm...

I'm NOT...

YEAH...thats what i meant to say, if i could speak californian...

Yup. A rare grammar demerit to Trilo. And an excellent example of the massive misunderstandings that can occur from less-than-crystal-clear communication.
Your Resident English Major has spoken.

Now back to....

We have to wait till page 2 before we can ask to see her tits right?

Nah. Trilo covered all the Page One stuff in his post. Let rip.

Actually, I disagree. There's is an implied subject there, so:

[Your b]eing 'in the lifestyle' I'm...

I had no problem parsing it as such.

[Simon of the Playa]

i decided to make it appropriate to my situation...

i am not a "LifeStyler", whereas, i have a distinct feeling, many on this board are.






que sera sera, whatever will be will be....you may live your life any way you wish, and i will live mine.





Burning Man is not a "swingers party" as so many out there believe. It Can Be, and there are many who attend it pretty much to get their freak on.




i find that pretty narrow.



you have fun with that.....keep it to yourselves please.

[mulch]

right?
cochon is not bacon, and BTW, bacon is not sexy.
seriously.

Ok, you guys can rag on this perverts first post all you want and I don't care. But once you say something negative about bacon, you have gone too far.
You may not think bacon is sexy, (I don't know what mundane vegan so called life you live), but bacon is one of the pinacles of human pleasure, and pleasure pinacles are sexy.

[Nipple]

Man. Fuck bacon. (Better yet, don't. Don't encourage bacon.)

I'm not mad at you Mulch, I'm mad about bacon.

...Bacon is shorthand for funny. You know what isn't funny? Repetition. I bet the wa-ha-ha-ha-ckiest thing in the world would be some kinda bacon in converse high tops. Maybe some groucho glasses. Rubber chicken?

Maybe we can endlessly mash it into other things and make those things funny too! BACONGUN! BACONSTAMPS! BACONCAKE, BACONPICKLE, BACONSODA... Just pick a noun and throw bacon on it. HAW HAW HAW!

Lazy. SO LAZY.

Once upon a time all of my coworkers simultaneously started some Atkins protein super "HEY! I CAN EAT ALL THE MEATS I WANT" diet. I guess they missed that human bodies don't have cheat codes. All day long they were microwaving bacon. Smelled SO bad. The first 5 minutes were pretty good like,

"Mmmm smells like something's cookin'!"

The novelty wore off after a couple days and they all started getting grossed out by the smell and started getting grouchy with each other.

Too special.

(Good to be back, knowmad! I've discovered I'm paid by the word here. All my 5 words posts made my last quarterly check disappointing.)

[Simon of the Playa]

Bravo.

i too am sick of the lemming like rush to Bacon and it's various formats.




it jumped the fucking shark 5 years ago people.



it is now code for "clueless"



just sayin'........get a new fucking meme already for Grumpy Cat's Sake.

[VultureChow]

Head cheese is the new bacon.

[mulch]

I don't jokingly talk bacon, althought the bacon girls are such a picture, fair enough.

I love and eat bacon, with my genetically low cholesterol and athletic lifestyle making it possible.

There may be some superficial bacon memers out there, I'm not one of them, in fact this may be my first bacon post anywhere ever. Had bacon with my breakfast and wilted fresh spinach in bacon grease last night.

If you are tired of bacon posts I suspect you are either a cholesterol victim or a vegetarian or you are just on message boards too much in general.

[Nipple]

Your post is 8.08% bacon.

You can do better.

[Simon of the Playa]

I don't jokingly talk bacon, althought the bacon girls are such a picture, fair enough.

I love and eat bacon, with my genetically low cholesterol and athletic lifestyle making it possible.

There may be some superficial bacon memers out there, I'm not one of them, in fact this may be my first bacon post anywhere ever. Had bacon with my breakfast and wilted fresh spinach in bacon grease last night.

If you are tired of bacon posts I suspect you are either a cholesterol victim or a vegetarian or you are just on message boards too much in general.

or we have been eating bacon from before you were born and just don't give a shit about your current obsession with a popular meme.

[junglesmacks]

PICKLE CAMPS SOS!

[Captain Goddammit]

Pickleback camp!!!

Although I must say, most burners do it wrong, whiskey is OK but pickle backs work much better with good-quality tequila.

[Earthwalker]

I wrap my schlong in bacon then go to Overeaters Anonymous meetings. By halfway through I have a gaggle of fat hotties sniffing my member.

[Elliot]

Actually, I disagree. There's is an implied subject there, so:

[Your b]eing 'in the lifestyle' I'm...

I had no problem parsing it as such.

I don't even know what "parsing" means. I just read, and expect that whatever was written is what was meant.

Some form, variation, type, or aspect of "you" was indeed missing. "Implied" is there yes, but opens the door to misunderstanding, so is not acceptable. "Implied" only works in a patently non-ambiguous sentence. Blah, blah, blah.

[Simon of the Playa]

2 weeks after you hook up you're moving into her spaceship...

[Elliot]

.
So that's who that was in my front yard in 1997!




CAUTION. Thread drift in progress.

[AbundantChoice]

all the best shit happens in center camp.

That certainly explains the smell.

[lemur]

[BBadger]

Robes? Lotions? Thick Carpeting? Orgy Friends?

[media]

[Ugly Dougly]

I hope our lovely OP actually gets some this weekend.

[media]

[clocksnmirrors]

Head cheese is the new bacon.

I LOVE THIS STUFF

[junglesmacks]

Do you prefer giving it or getting it?

[clocksnmirrors]

i'm equal opportunity when it comes to head cheese

[lemur]

[lemur]

TAKE THE SWING BRIDGE...EXPLORE WHATS OUT THERE.

Boats by Tom:LIVE THE LIFESTYLE, Now available in Paperback.
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tom@boatsbytom.com

[clocksnmirrors]

i'm so hungry right now

[lemur]

is there anyone who doesnt get hungry when offered Lips, Snouts and Tongues?