Atheists are the problem.

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Re: Atheists are the problem.

Postby BBadger » Sun Apr 07, 2013 6:39 pm

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Re: Atheists are the problem.

Postby Gonzo Frothwood » Mon May 20, 2013 2:15 pm

God told me atheists are no problem because God does not believe in them. J.R."BOB" Dobbs worries him because BOB has a downpayment on Heaven and a 1.2percent mortgage set up.
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Re: Atheists are the problem.

Postby Gonzo Frothwood » Mon May 20, 2013 2:19 pm

I am not an atheist Gods willing.
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Re: Atheists are the problem.

Postby oscillator » Mon May 20, 2013 2:28 pm

Dyed-in-the-wool Dyslexic Insomniac Agnostic here.

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Re: Atheists are the problem.

Postby FIGJAM » Mon May 20, 2013 2:47 pm

I love that old joke!
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MEANWHILE...

Postby lemur » Mon May 20, 2013 3:22 pm

ATHEIST COWS?!!?!?!

GAZA CITY, Gaza Strip (AP) — A panicking cow killed a Palestinian man who was trying to slaughter the beast on Saturday during the Muslim celebration of Eid al-Adha, a Gaza health official said.
Muslims around the world slaughter sheep, cows and goats during the four-day holiday that began Friday to commemorate the sacrifice by their Prophet Ibrahim — known to Christians and Jews as Abraham.
But accidents are common as people frequently buy animals to slaughter at home instead of relying on professional butchers.

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Police official Abdul Waheed said the bull was chased by dozens of people and re-captured an hour later.




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Re: Atheists are the problem.

Postby theCryptofishist » Mon May 20, 2013 4:35 pm

Now all we need is a passionate discussion with side arguments on whether or not beef tastes better when it's exhausted.
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Re: Atheists are the problem.

Postby Ugly Dougly » Mon May 20, 2013 6:50 pm

As if a cow would prefer to be killed by an atheist. :coffee:
Nice fantasy you got there, you should write a bible, you have a knack for mythology.
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Re: Atheists are the problem.

Postby Elliot » Mon May 20, 2013 7:01 pm

Isotopia wrote:"There is nothing so pure as the kindness of an atheist."

Now, there's a core truth.
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Re: Atheists are the problem.

Postby tatonka » Mon May 20, 2013 8:00 pm

1975 fall of saigon , bombs going off in the distance . they are comin. We are leaving soon, everyone hopes , all athiests became prayers .
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Re: MEANWHILE...

Postby clocksnmirrors » Mon May 20, 2013 8:17 pm

lemur wrote:ATHEIST COWS?!!?!?!

GAZA CITY, Gaza Strip (AP) — A panicking cow killed a Palestinian man who was trying to slaughter the beast on Saturday during the Muslim celebration of Eid al-Adha, a Gaza health official said.
Muslims around the world slaughter sheep, cows and goats during the four-day holiday that began Friday to commemorate the sacrifice by their Prophet Ibrahim — known to Christians and Jews as Abraham.
But accidents are common as people frequently buy animals to slaughter at home instead of relying on professional butchers.

Police official Abdul Waheed said the bull was chased by dozens of people and re-captured an hour later.
yeh.



when americans want a steak they go to the supermarket. just imagine how many crazy cow stories there would be if people here had to kill their own dinner
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