Atheists are the problem.

[BBadger]

[Gonzo Frothwood]

God told me atheists are no problem because God does not believe in them. J.R."BOB" Dobbs worries him because BOB has a downpayment on Heaven and a 1.2percent mortgage set up.

[Gonzo Frothwood]

I am not an atheist Gods willing.

[oscillator]

Dyed-in-the-wool Dyslexic Insomniac Agnostic here.

I lay in bed awake at night wondering if there is a Dog.

[FIGJAM]

I love that old joke!

[lemur]

ATHEIST COWS?!!?!?!

GAZA CITY, Gaza Strip (AP) — A panicking cow killed a Palestinian man who was trying to slaughter the beast on Saturday during the Muslim celebration of Eid al-Adha, a Gaza health official said.
Muslims around the world slaughter sheep, cows and goats during the four-day holiday that began Friday to commemorate the sacrifice by their Prophet Ibrahim — known to Christians and Jews as Abraham.
But accidents are common as people frequently buy animals to slaughter at home instead of relying on professional butchers.



Police official Abdul Waheed said the bull was chased by dozens of people and re-captured an hour later.




yeh.

[theCryptofishist]

Now all we need is a passionate discussion with side arguments on whether or not beef tastes better when it's exhausted.

[Ugly Dougly]

As if a cow would prefer to be killed by an atheist.
Nice fantasy you got there, you should write a bible, you have a knack for mythology.

[Elliot]

"There is nothing so pure as the kindness of an atheist."

Now, there's a core truth.

[tatonka]

1975 fall of saigon , bombs going off in the distance . they are comin. We are leaving soon, everyone hopes , all athiests became prayers .

[clocksnmirrors]

ATHEIST COWS?!!?!?!

GAZA CITY, Gaza Strip (AP) — A panicking cow killed a Palestinian man who was trying to slaughter the beast on Saturday during the Muslim celebration of Eid al-Adha, a Gaza health official said.
Muslims around the world slaughter sheep, cows and goats during the four-day holiday that began Friday to commemorate the sacrifice by their Prophet Ibrahim — known to Christians and Jews as Abraham.
But accidents are common as people frequently buy animals to slaughter at home instead of relying on professional butchers.

Police official Abdul Waheed said the bull was chased by dozens of people and re-captured an hour later.
yeh.

when americans want a steak they go to the supermarket. just imagine how many crazy cow stories there would be if people here had to kill their own dinner