The Bar

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:09 am

Holy crap, sorry about that, Spinner! Stop by my office and I can give you a new one.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:10 am

night guys

Sobretta Franjipan · Post by **Sobretta Franjipan** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:16 am

geekster wrote:A dirty mexican ghetto whore .. probably should toss in a couple of dried cherries

I'm sure she only had one.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:18 am

Scab?

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:19 am

Sorry, that's just gross. My apologies. I really don't talk like that. I THINK it ... but I don't talk it.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:25 am

It is gross but funny

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:26 am

Yeah, it kinda is.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:26 am

One more drink before I drift off.....

Cocaine Lady

1/2 oz. White Rum
1/2 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Kahlua
1 oz. Irish Cream
1 oz. Light Cream
1 oz. Cola

Shake with ice and stain over ice. Float 1 ounce of cola on top

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:30 am

thanks, Spinner. We really need to have a real neighborhood bar someplace out in the burbs ... but not TOO far out in the burbs

next year. That would be so cool.

Tisha's Bar and Grill

We could serve bacon, coffee and booze around the clock

Sobretta Franjipan · Post by **Sobretta Franjipan** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:33 am

I like gross.

And I stick to one kind of liquor.

sometimes

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:37 am

Sobretta Franjipan wrote:I like gross.

And I stick to one kind of liquor.

sometimes

You want gross I can accomodate that.....

keeping with the whore theme lets all have a.....

Dirty Butt Whore

1 oz. Whiskey (Preferably Early Times Whiskey)
1 oz. Jagermeister
2 oz. Orange Juice
Fill with Coca Cola

Mix ingredients in highball glass and fill the rest of the glass with coke..Enjoy

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:37 am

Night all!

I will be around in the morning with tunes...

Jason

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:38 am

I am watching one of these "who's your daddy" shows where some woman comes on convinced some guy is the father and he is convinced he isnt or vice versa ... typical Springer thing .... and the strange thing so far is that most of the people have all of their teefs.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:47 am

okay, so now they bring in the woman who hasnt given birth yet ... and she admits to having sex with 8 other guys at about the time she concieved ... hmmm ... "I messed up" she says ... fuck that ... she was partying her ASS off! She shows up preggers ... and ... and ... and ... she thinks its a drug addict ... and the winner is .... TOMMY, her boyfriend ... ding ding ding!

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:50 am

amazing how little life means to some people. I mean, if I were to find out today that the kids I have been raising weren't mine, I couldn't love them any less. Because at this point ... they ARE mine .. or at least I am theirs.

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 7:04 am

Goood morning campers! I'll put the coffee on...

tish the dish wrote:Alpha's a total hit-n-run jokster

Guilty as charged. Now that the coffee's started, allow me to make my departure with this:

A regional VP for a grocery chain is visiting one of his stores, and asks the manager whether he's training any of his employees for management. "Well, the stock boy is smart as a whip, and can think on his feet."

"The stock boy?" asks the VP. "I gotta see this."

When they are introduced, the VP mentions a management opening at a store in Toronto. "Toronto?!" say the stock boy, "the only people from Toronto are hookers and hockey players!"

"MY WIFE'S FROM TORONTO!" storms the VP.

After an awkward moment, the stock boy replies, "Oh, what team does she play for?"

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 8:20 am

morning dudes and dudettes. Plain, Black and Strong Java please

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 9:04 am

Good morning!

Coffee please...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 9:07 am

geekster wrote:thanks, Spinner. We really need to have a real neighborhood bar someplace out in the burbs ... but not TOO far out in the burbs next year. That would be so cool.

Tisha's Bar and Grill

We could serve bacon, coffee and booze around the clock

*sigh* you have no idea how much i would LOVE that......in REAL life - not just on the playa.

mornin' y'all. sleepy today...gotta get a show on the road - literally. then i take the rest of the day OFF!!!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 9:14 am

Holy shit. I was just reading to catch up, and... well... did you see what Rian posted over on the Fuck tread???

I need a drink after that one...

double.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 9:27 am

samtzu wrote:.. slides down the firepole (did this used to be a firehouse?)

"Smithers, it's one of those naked female firehouses."

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 9:34 am

Actually, Fishie: that post yesterday prompted me to write something, but then I forgot about it until now:

Wouldn't it be interesting to draw this place out? I mean, take all of the stuff that we have all contributed to the way that the Bar looks and the decorations and the structure (not to mention the outside), and actually have some sort of representation of it?

It would be difficult, because it's always changing, or growing (we have a cellar? AND a backroom? AND a kitchen?), but I was just imagining how fun it would be to see the Bar that we have all helped to create.

and the, part of me doesn't want that to happen, because I like it as this sort of ethereal entity.

Early morning ramblings.....

and... and... and.... I miss Rian!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 9:44 am

cowboyangel wrote: Ok I'll take the pink panties Sam.

Speaking of Nixon, aren't those Helen Gahagen's (sp)?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 9:45 am

GuinivereElise wrote:Actually, Fishie: that post yesterday prompted me to write something, but then I forgot about it until now:

Wouldn't it be interesting to draw this place out? I mean, take all of the stuff that we have all contributed to the way that the Bar looks and the decorations and the structure (not to mention the outside), and actually have some sort of representation of it?

It would be difficult, because it's always changing, or growing (we have a cellar? AND a backroom? AND a kitchen?), but I was just imagining how fun it would be to see the Bar that we have all helped to create.

and the, part of me doesn't want that to happen, because I like it as this sort of ethereal entity.

Early morning ramblings.....

and... and... and.... I miss Rian!

dont forget the second and third floor.... I think there used to be a whorehouse up there back during prohibition.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 9:45 am

nipples wrote:Yo, geekster!

That is an impressive animal you keep leashed.

A few pages back buckethead posted a list of possible reasons you have not been visited as frequently by the fairer (fairie?!) sex as may be your want.

My guess is your gigantic cock falls under either PRIDE or GLUTTONY or maybe (har har) ENVY.

I vote for Bar-Bee-Que. (Sure, we can dig a hole that big in the playa.)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 9:48 am

DVD Burner wrote: And why is it that San Francisco looks gorges when it rains

It;s all about the erosion.

But I can't figure out why Buffalo looks daggers when it snows.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 9:53 am

Simply Joel wrote:confetti in my fucking drink....

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Fiber's good for you.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 9:59 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
Simply Joel wrote:confetti in my fucking drink....

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Fiber's good for you.

you mean like "corn"

now i have something to look forward (down) to...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 9:59 am

buckethead alien wrote:
...but lulled into such an opium-like listlessness of vacant, unconscious reverie is this absent-minded youth by the blending cadence of waves with thoughts, that at last he loses his identity; takes the mystic ocean at his feet for the visible image of that deep, blue, bottomless soul, pervading mankind and nature; and every strange, half-seen, gliding, beautiful thing that eludes him; every dimly- discovered, uprising fin of some undiscernible form, seems to him the embodiment of those elusive thoughts that only people the soul by continually flitting through it. In this enchanted mood, thy spirit ebbs away to whence it came; becomes diffused through time and space...
Double Turkey shot to whoever identifies this passage.

Cheny in the vice presidential debates.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:12 am

geekster wrote:That is so true. That is one thing that scares me a bit about how I have raised my kids. They have never heard a mean thing that I know of about anyone. Maybe they will be too naive, too trusting. I worry about that sometimes. We live in a safe neighborhood with good schools, they have never really had to be afraid of anything or anyone. And you know, I don't know how to teach that. I grew up in an area where everyone pretty much looked out for each other. I wouldn't do well in a hard city. My first day in the Army I was honestly completely shocked when I took a shower and someone stole all my smokes because I left my locker open. I thought we were all on the same team. I have become more cynical but I try really hard not to pass that on. Sometimes I worry that I am not making my kids street wise enough.

I'm no expert, but I'm always ready wiht an opinion. Seems to me that a little bit of caution can be added into those basics and give you a well rounded person, much more easily than teaching trust to someone who's been steam rolled since day one and can't function for that. Give them some tools to evalueate others' sincerity.