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Post by Deb Prothero » Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:16 am

Kinetic V, accept my apology for laughing so heartily at your situation. The visual image WAS fuckin' hilarious but I can see that this is really quite a serious situation. I had no idea that formula was so expensive now. Fortunately, pinegranny is there to rescue you. Not sure how a safety pin could pierce a can but I'll have to try it.

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Post by unjonharley » Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:20 am

Fuck, need another ric of wood on the porch for the weekend.. It's raining like a cow peeing on a flat rock..

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Post by unjonharley » Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:23 am

Deb Prothero wrote:Kinetic V, accept my apology for laughing so heartily at your situation. The visual image WAS fuckin' hilarious but I can see that this is really quite a serious situation. I had no idea that formula was so expensive now. Fortunately, pinegranny is there to rescue you. Not sure how a safety pin could pierce a can but I'll have to try it.
Just put the drill press on the kitchen counter.

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Post by ygmir » Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:37 am

cover with a rag, puncture rag and can with a punch?

fucking ought to work.......IMHO..........
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Post by AntiM » Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:11 am

Fuck seven inches. Of snow, before you get too fucking excited. MyLarry sitting in fucking Vegas waiting to hear if he gets a load north or not. he might not make it home for fucking NYE at this fucking rate.

K, did the puncture tip work? inquiring minds want to fucking know.

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Post by Kinetik V » Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:32 pm

AntiM wrote:Fuck seven inches. Of snow, before you get too fucking excited. MyLarry sitting in fucking Vegas waiting to hear if he gets a load north or not. he might not make it home for fucking NYE at this fucking rate.

K, did the puncture tip work? inquiring minds want to fucking know.
I'll be opening a new can either tonight or tomorrow and I will post the results.

And oh yeah, FUCK KANSAS.
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Post by pinemom » Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:33 pm

The lids of the formula are now(have been for 16 yrs, that I would know of) that foil seal, like whats on your fucking coffee can....



Oh Man AntiM...That's FUCKED!
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".

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Post by unjonharley » Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:39 pm

Kinetic V wrote:
AntiM wrote:Fuck seven inches. Of snow, before you get too fucking excited. MyLarry sitting in fucking Vegas waiting to hear if he gets a load north or not. he might not make it home for fucking NYE at this fucking rate.

K, did the puncture tip work? inquiring minds want to fucking know.
I'll be opening a new can either tonight or tomorrow and I will post the results.

And oh yeah, FUCK KANSAS.
How about one of those spring loaded center punch?

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Post by Kinetik V » Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:39 pm

pinemom wrote:The lids of the formula are now(have been for 16 yrs, that I would know of) that foil seal, like whats on your fucking coffee can....



Oh Man AntiM...That's FUCKED!
Enfamil uses a metal lid, like the old Pringles cans used. Gotta pop the top by pulling up on the ring and that's when you get fucking blasted. But he's worth it.
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Post by AntiM » Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:58 pm

Kinetic V wrote:
And oh yeah, FUCK KANSAS.
LOL, I've fucking known that for decades from simply driving across the fucking place.

I truly understand the meaning of Get the fuck out of Dodge. We spent extra hours on the road just to make it into CO.

There was a sign, Scenic Overlook. So we stopped and climbed the embankment around the parking area. What did we see? Cattle pens to the horizon it seemed. And flies. So many, many flies. I fucking hate Kansas.

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Post by unjonharley » Wed Dec 30, 2009 1:07 pm

AntiM wrote:
Kinetic V wrote:
And oh yeah, FUCK KANSAS.
LOL, I've fucking known that for decades from simply driving across the fucking place.

I truly understand the meaning of Get the fuck out of Dodge. We spent extra hours on the road just to make it into CO.

There was a sign, Scenic Overlook. So we stopped and climbed the embankment around the parking area. What did we see? Cattle pens to the horizon it seemed. And flies. So many, many flies. I fucking hate Kansas.
The fucking Portland fools went into total grid lock.. Two inch of snow fall. 25 mile trafic back up.

Kansas was total snow bound winter of 46-47.. Drifts over the cab of a stubby Chevy..

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Post by Kinetik V » Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:13 pm

There is no such thing as a "Scenic Overlook" in fucking Kansas.

Speaking of snowdrifts I've seen 6 footers in Nebraska before. I've seen some so hard that they broke a V-Plow that someone tried to ram through one with.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:48 pm

ITYM
...a fucking V-Plow...
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Wed Jan 06, 2010 11:24 am

FUCK! I got a recorded message from AT&T telling me to call their 800 number for information about my wireless service. So I dutifully call the number, get a brainless little "Customer Service Expert" who tells me she can't access my account unless I tell her my "password". Now I probably made a password years ago but I forgot it. So she ask me for my last four digits of my SSN. I tell her, and she says that's wrong - they probably still have my late wife's number there. Then I ask her why she had to ask which number I am calling from, and she says that she doesn't get call ID from my phone. This is The Phone Company, for Crom's sake! What a waste of time!

I think that if I pay them $75 I can disconinue my FUCKING account today and get with Verizon! What you think?

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Post by ygmir » Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:00 pm

you think verizon will be any fucking better?
I've had both, both have fucked up issues, different, but still, fucked up........
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:08 pm

What the fuck do you have now?

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Post by sputnik » Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:09 pm

Sounds like someone is trying to scam you.
It's going to be alright.

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Post by Oldguy » Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:09 pm

Fuck. AT&T based in Texas has requested to get out of the hardwire phone business altogether, so that it can trim down to more lucratic wireless phones...

Fuck. My doc called in sick Monday, so no psych meds. New appointment Feb. 24th. Don't have the 9 bucks for Paxil 20. I'll drop in tomorrow on the off chance he can see me. State employment rehab won't help me untill I get back on meds.

Fuck. I need to get into town to apply for gleaners tomorrow 8 to 10 am. I got my disabled senior bus pass but the ride from my place to town is a buck each way. Once I get into Yuba City/ Marysville I can ride for free on my pass. I need to sell some cans today for gas money. I go on the long bus tomorrow.

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:09 pm

It was AT&T's number, I did a reverse lookup.

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Post by sputnik » Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:12 pm

ah...carry on then.
It's going to be alright.

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Post by gyre » Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:57 pm

Read the fucking terms.
That's the actual contract.
Do the math.

They all suck.
Some less.
The local companies are usually cheaper.

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:00 pm

T-Mobile doesn't have great coverage but people like it.
I don't live in the fucking sticks, so I might consider it.

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Post by unjonharley » Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:22 pm

Fuck, Little doe ate the branches off the baby walnut tree.. Now I have a 5 foot stick.. fucking brat.

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Post by mojo » Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:43 pm

My new fucking most embarassing fucking moment - slipped on a burst mylar balloon and did a face-plant on the dance floor at about 5 minutes after midnight on fucking NYE. Knocked out cold for about a minute, EPIC fucking black eye. Broke fucking cheek and brow bones.

I had a really fucking good time though. One of my friends said "black eyes are hot - in a tornado bait sort of way..."
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Post by unjonharley » Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:50 pm

mojo wrote:My new fucking most embarassing fucking moment - slipped on a burst mylar balloon and did a face-plant on the dance floor at about 5 minutes after midnight on fucking NYE. Knocked out cold for about a minute, EPIC fucking black eye. Broke fucking cheek and brow bones.

I had a really fucking good time though. One of my friends said "black eyes are hot - in a tornado bait sort of way..."
Now, That's fucked..

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Post by mojo » Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:58 pm

unjonharley wrote:
mojo wrote:My new fucking most embarassing fucking moment - slipped on a burst mylar balloon and did a face-plant on the dance floor at about 5 minutes after midnight on fucking NYE. Knocked out cold for about a minute, EPIC fucking black eye. Broke fucking cheek and brow bones.

I had a really fucking good time though. One of my friends said "black eyes are hot - in a tornado bait sort of way..."
Now, That's fucked..
Fucking yeah - I've been telling people who come in to my office that I got it cage fighting.
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Post by unjonharley » Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:01 pm

mojo wrote:
unjonharley wrote:
mojo wrote:My new fucking most embarassing fucking moment - slipped on a burst mylar balloon and did a face-plant on the dance floor at about 5 minutes after midnight on fucking NYE. Knocked out cold for about a minute, EPIC fucking black eye. Broke fucking cheek and brow bones.

I had a really fucking good time though. One of my friends said "black eyes are hot - in a tornado bait sort of way..."
Now, That's fucked..
Fucking yeah - I've been telling people who come in to my office that I got it cage fighting.
You were fighting a fucking cage :?:

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Post by ibdave » Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:09 pm

mojo wrote:My new fucking most embarrassing fucking moment - slipped on a burst mylar balloon and did a face-plant on the dance floor at about 5 minutes after midnight on fucking NYE. Knocked out cold for about a minute, EPIC fucking black eye. Broke fucking cheek and brow bones.

I had a really fucking good time though. One of my friends said "black eyes are hot - in a tornado bait sort of way..."
Fuck mojo, i think we should get to see that hot new fucking Face of yours.. Photos??? 8) 8) 8)
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Post by AntiM » Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:09 pm

Fuck Mojo, that sounds fuckign painful.

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Post by mojo » Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:02 pm

ibdave wrote:
mojo wrote:My new fucking most embarrassing fucking moment - slipped on a burst mylar balloon and did a face-plant on the dance floor at about 5 minutes after midnight on fucking NYE. Knocked out cold for about a minute, EPIC fucking black eye. Broke fucking cheek and brow bones.

I had a really fucking good time though. One of my friends said "black eyes are hot - in a tornado bait sort of way..."
Fuck mojo, i think we should get to see that hot new fucking Face of yours.. Photos??? 8) 8) 8)
Send me your e-mail and I'll fucking e-mail you one to post
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