Confessions.

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 1:55 pm

Background: I work in a hospital.

I confess -- out of all the examination forms that go in and out of this department, when I see one that says Ultrasound Scrotum, it makes me crack up and giggle.

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 3:11 pm

Ouch, I laughed so hard it hurts ...

I confess I think Ultrasound Scrotum is a fine playa name.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 3:22 pm

AntiM wrote:Ouch, I laughed so hard it hurts ...

I confess I think Ultrasound Scrotum is a fine playa name.

Or with a slight twist, a good name for a band or camp ...

Scrotum Ultrasonicum

Then there's Scrotusaurus Rex, Scrotius Maximus, Attack of the killer Scrotums, and, of course, a masculine hygene product no burner would want to be without .... (drumroll) .... ScrotaFresh! .... (rimshot)

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 3:48 pm

geekster wrote:
AntiM wrote:Ouch, I laughed so hard it hurts ...

I confess I think Ultrasound Scrotum is a fine playa name.
Or with a slight twist, a good name for a band or camp ...

Scrotum Ultrasonicum

Then there's Scrotusaurus Rex, Scrotius Maximus, Attack of the killer Scrotums, and, of course, a masculine hygene product no burner would want to be without .... (drumroll) .... ScrotaFresh! .... (rimshot)

and, of course, this would be the band that, when doing their mic checks, would say "testes, testes" in place of 'testing, testing'...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 3:50 pm

I confess that i am about to go to some sort of holiday function that I have absolutely no desire to go to, with someone that I have no desire to see right now.

I confess that I don't know why I agreed to it, in the first place.

I further confess that the whole idea makes me really tired, and kind of grumpy.

I confess that I feel like a big stick in the mud.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 3:56 pm

geekster wrote:
AntiM wrote:Ouch, I laughed so hard it hurts ...

I confess I think Ultrasound Scrotum is a fine playa name.
Or with a slight twist, a good name for a band or camp ...

Too painful to contemplate...

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 4:05 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:I confess that i am about to go to some sort of holiday function that I have absolutely no desire to go to, with someone that I have no desire to see right now.

I confess that I don't know why I agreed to it, in the first place.

I further confess that the whole idea makes me really tired, and kind of grumpy.

I confess that I feel like a big stick in the mud.

I confess I have been in the same boat before, GE, and it makes me feel the same way. Hey, they are having Porneokie on New Years Eve at the Odeon, lets ditch our other plans and check it out

*sigh* would be fun.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 4:08 pm

oh, that DOES sound like fun!!
Shit.

killercrash26 · Post by **killercrash26** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 6:17 pm

Let me start from the beginning...

I confess to being a Burning man Virgin...

I confess to feeling alot of mixed feelings into this...

I would like to meet someone who can share in my emotions and grow together...

My confessions arent much, but i have alot of feelings that i cant express into words

killercrash26 · Post by **killercrash26** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 6:20 pm

I also must add...im sometimes feeling alone, but also knowing that someday the nice guy has to get what he deserves

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 6:39 pm

I confess that I am surrounded by people but a certain part of me feels lonely as hell. (no, not a PHYSICAL part, get outta there!)

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 6:43 pm

killercrash26 wrote:I also must add...im sometimes feeling alone, but also knowing that someday the nice guy has to get what he deserves

Just get your ass there and all of the loneliness will be gone.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 8:36 pm

I confess that my world has become focused on one point alone, and that this is the biggest thing that has ever happened to me.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 9:10 pm

weight upon the whirl
shifting stiletto heel dance
impress confession

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 12:30 am

I confess that there are other places that I would rather be on New Years.

I confess that there is someone that really needs me especially on New Years, and that I will be there for them.

I confess that cold sober is not the most fun New Years I can picture.

I confess I don't know which weighs heavier on my soul- the reason for the need of another or the lack of an enjoyable escape when I desperately need it.

I confess that my balls itch, but if I go down that path- I'll probably be late to bed again.

I confess I have a hard time remaining serious.

Post by **AntiM** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 7:57 am

I confess that even though I had no presents to open and I'm alone in the house, I was up at 5 am to turn on the tree lights.

I confess that while I'm looking forward to going to the folks' house to open gifts with the rest of the family, the thought of it makes me tired as hell because my nieces and nephews are largely ignorant twits. Sad too because my folks are frail and elderly and there aren't going to be all that many more holidays with them.

I confess I am going to be obssesive-compulsive about getting the house as clean as possible before the New Year.

I confess being housebound is making me more self-centered than ever, exactly the opposite of how I feel after all the cancer seriousness, but somehow the urge to live life to the fullest is being overcome by the inertia of recovering in my cozy home/nest/hidey-hole.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 8:03 am

I confess that I am relieved that this day is finally here.

AntiM, I hope you have a Merry Christmas and I hope that the twits untwit at least for a few minutes and surprise you with a burst of intelligence!

=)

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 9:01 am

I confess...Happy Christmas to all!

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 9:08 am

I confess -- I have this strange uncontrollable desire to dress up like a Christmas Elf today.

Somebody must be slipping drugs into my coffee here at work....

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 9:13 am

I confess it has been a pleasant christmas eve and morning. Getting ready to think about driving on those slip-slidey roads and bridges, over hte river to grandmother's house......my kids are excited, the food will be good, but man is it cold and icy out there. *sigh*

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 9:47 am

I confess -- My horoscope today is strangely very Burning Man.

Scorpio Daily Horoscope by Astrology.com
You've been especially frugal for a while now, especially when it comes to your own needs.
It's now officially time for you to stop that. Celebrate the day by being totally hedonistic. You've certainly earned that right.

I confess -- I'm going to follow this advice today.

killercrash26 · Post by **killercrash26** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 11:53 am

I confess, that i try not to live my life by horoscopes...they sometimes seem a bit vague to be taken seriously...they often do seem insightful. I however being a Gemini, only seem to connect with other Gemini's. Maybe its just me, or sometimes i wonder if we were supposed to be like that.
I must also confess, that its cold outside, when you breathe through your nose, and your nostril hairs start sticking together. Todays temp @ SB Airport... 9....yep, just 9, that is farenheit too. Just had to add that in there.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 1:23 pm

the twits untwit at least for a few minutes and surprise you with a burst of intelligence!

I confess that, having met said twits, I find that highly unlikely.

I also (genuinely) confess that, much as I try, I find it difficult not to look down at people who take astrology even slightly seriously (sorry).

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 1:36 pm

I confess -- I wish I had a smiley face that would whimsically sticking its tongue out at Ranger Genius right at this moment.

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 1:38 pm

Oops. Fuck. Where's the grammar police when I need it? I correct myself (below) plus I just wanted to say it again.

I confess -- I wish I had a smiley face that would whimsically stick its tongue out at Ranger Genius right at this moment.

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 2:10 pm

AntiM wrote:Ouch, I laughed so hard it hurts ...
I confess I think Ultrasound Scrotum is a fine playa name.

AntiM, because of your post, I CONFESS I was inspired to start a new thread.

http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... 564#118564

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 9:25 pm

I confess that I've come to the confession thread about 4 times today, but that what i want to confess is entirely too big right now to think about confessing...

I confess that I'll just keep it to myself for a bit longer..

Post by **AntiM** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 8:52 am

I confess I found my family less twittish than usual, even though they're breeding.

I confess I found my #3 niece's new boyfriend hot and had evil "if I were 20 years younger " thoughts.

I confess I neglected to call RG and peaches, I've already lost their address, and their gifts are still sitting in my parlor.

I confess I have a parlor.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 9:12 am

I confess I grew madly fond of moet & chandon during my stay at the ex's stinking rich family's house, where his mother kept cases in the basement and had daily four o'clock champagne, where she never let the flute empty completely before offering more, therefore one never knew exactly how many glasses one had consumed.....very civil and oh how I loved it.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 7:10 pm

gigglesnort wrote:......his mother kept cases in the basement ....

She just rolled over in her grave......that would be "wine cellar" not "basement." Ahem.

I confess curiosity over GE's vague and hinting confession. What a tease.....