Good sex stories

BurningShadow · Post by **BurningShadow** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 4:10 am

Lothar wrote:
BurnWithin wrote:
Kinetic wrote:The best sex is wet. No not water sports, but sometimes you don't have time to clean up before your at it again.
I disagree. The best sex is the sex you're having right now.

Thats true, But for some reason sex isnt at all the same unless Im with my squirrel.

Last Real Burner · Post by **Last Real Burner** » Thu Dec 04, 2003 8:29 pm

BurningShadow admitted wrote:
Thats true, But for some reason sex isnt at all the same unless Im with my squirrel.

Why a squirrel? Why not a Duck?

phonicaly,
mr smith

Raheer · Post by **Raheer** » Sat Dec 06, 2003 1:55 am

Last Real Burner wrote:
BurningShadow admitted wrote:
Thats true, But for some reason sex isnt at all the same unless Im with my squirrel.
Why a squirrel? Why not a Duck?

phonicaly,
mr smith

Why not a Duck? Who want's to have sex with a University of Oregon student? (this said by someone who attends classes at the University of Oregon...).

Raheer the Duck

Ms.Y.Depraved · Post by **Ms.Y.Depraved** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 10:59 pm

why not Tray, my uglydoll or the missing naughty Naughty Kiefer babies?

SED · Post by **SED** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 11:24 pm

Raheer wrote:
Last Real Burner wrote:
BurningShadow admitted wrote:
Thats true, But for some reason sex isnt at all the same unless Im with my squirrel.
Why a squirrel? Why not a Duck?

phonicaly,
mr smith
Why not a Duck? Who want's to have sex with a University of Oregon student? (this said by someone who attends classes at the University of Oregon...).

Yeah, when you could be doing it with a geoduck from Evergreen.

Raheer the Duck

Raheer · Post by **Raheer** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 4:51 am

SED wrote:
Raheer wrote:
Last Real Burner wrote: Why a squirrel? Why not a Duck?

phonicaly,
mr smith
Why not a Duck? Who want's to have sex with a University of Oregon student? (this said by someone who attends classes at the University of Oregon...).

Yeah, when you could be doing it with a geoduck from Evergreen.

Raheer the Duck

Touche. You know your poorly-nicknamed Northwestern colleges!

But why not make love to a duck? Because you can make love to a Beaver! (Oregon State University for those of you who don't live in the NW.)

Raheer, still a Duck

Ms.Y.Depraved · Post by **Ms.Y.Depraved** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 6:15 pm

www.beaverpoer.com

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat May 08, 2004 3:17 am

to the top

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Sat May 08, 2004 4:21 am

Give it a break.

Ms.Y.Depraved · Post by **Ms.Y.Depraved** » Sat May 08, 2004 10:36 am

almost did it again.
my apologies I didn't mean to be a bad girl.
Got to try to get to heaven this year.

Malochango · Post by **Malochango** » Wed May 26, 2004 11:12 am

Whoa, this changes everything![/b]

Toque · Post by **Toque** » Thu May 27, 2004 2:17 pm

You know, the beaver is Canada's national animal, it's even on our coins (nickels). Like the eagle in the US. Which one slaps its tail?

Does the Great Canadian Beaver Eating Contest still exist? I'm not even sure it was Canadians running it -- anyone?

(btw there's a typo in the URL a few posts above -- www.beaverpower.com)

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Sun Jun 13, 2004 12:22 am

...because I wasn't reading it at the time and this really resonated for me:

Ivy wrote:Don't get me wrong...licking clean skin is always a goodness.

However, there is something to be said for licking your lover's skin (or having them lick yours) when it's covered in "afterglow."

Of course, I also think it's pretty cool if, in the instance I haven't has time to shower, I can, randomly in the middle of my workday, brush my hands across a spot that's still just a little bit sticky.

But I'm weird.

You and me both, chica. I posted this on LJ just after Fire2 left for Flipside last month:

http://www.livejournal.com/community/tm ... 39579.html

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:08 pm

teardropper · Post by **teardropper** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:55 pm

What? are you bored and looking for a little playa porn?

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 5:12 pm

ygmir wrote:bump

... and grind.

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:04 pm

AntiM wrote:
ygmir wrote:bump
... and grind.

and REPEAT...

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:47 pm

ibdave wrote:
AntiM wrote:
ygmir wrote:bump
... and grind.

and REPEAT...

that's the rhythm.......

[youtube][/youtube]

*edit for sound*

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 8:21 pm

I touched my Penis once.......................

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 8:22 pm

well, at least it was yours.............and, you had permission.

lonestoner916 · Post by **lonestoner916** » Fri Feb 26, 2010 11:16 am

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri Feb 26, 2010 12:13 pm

i was rubbing one out a couple nights ago but fell asleep before i could finish

curiousgnate · Post by **curiousgnate** » Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:27 pm

ok, so i am rather drunk, but that is the necessary state to recount this wonderful, and if I may say so hysterical account of playa sex that i had in 2008. First a little disclaimer, if the guy I had sex with is reading this, it was really great. ok now. I am a gay man and well tend to frequent comfort n joy, jiffy lube/stiffy lube. Well in 2008, I decided to go and get some before going out again for the night. So i tramped my ass over to the cnj little tent, and nothing was happening, so I went to the big tent, it was on!!!!!! i found myself a hottie and we started to get it on. Well here is where I should tell you that a good lesson I learned was to never.... so we were having fun, and all of a sudden I hear flllllrrrrrrppppptttttttttt. I'm like what the fuck is that, but it's so hot we just keep going. then I hear it again only its more quick like fllllllrrrrrpt. We both stop and are like what the fuck... well this is the moment I realize I have the fart machine that I was having such a great time with at the blimp stripper camp just a few hours earlier with I have inadvertantly brought to the fun tent, and whats more it is in my clothes which are by this time under us and the pillows somewhere. I decide to pretend that I dont know what is going on and try to move him onto the floor and off of our clothes. unfortunately a boy with his legs up in the air being taken by me does not want to not have pillows under him so he wouldn't move. At this point another, and actually the loudest longest of the 9 fart possibilities in the machine goes off and the whole tent goes silent, and I am talking like 30 guys, and everyone hears the end of the fart. There is a long silence in the here to fore loud sex noise tent, and then all of a sudden everyone starts giggling. including me and the guy I am fucking. I decide at this point better to hurry up and finish. so we get done with no more interruptions as i have managed to get him off of my pants. and he finishes and i grab my clothes pausing briefly to put my pants on and run out of cnj laughing hysterically. I had to stop a few feet out of the door to sit down and breathe and try to stop laughing. the giggling didn't stop for well days after. and still to this day thinking about it, or hearing a fart makes me almost cry. so there ya go my bestest and most fantabulous playa sex story. hope you enjoy!!!!

curiousgnate · Post by **curiousgnate** » Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:37 pm

oh yeah lesson learned. Don't bring a fart machine to the gay sex spot at burningman!

Post by **mdmf007** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 8:31 am

Fire_Moose wrote:i was rubbing one out a couple nights ago but fell asleep before i could finish

Apparently your just not interesting enough to keep your date awake.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 9:09 pm

mdmf007 wrote:
Fire_Moose wrote:i was rubbing one out a couple nights ago but fell asleep before i could finish
Apparently your just not interesting enough to keep your date awake.

So how long did you sleep MDMF? Or were you just pretending?

Good sex stories

Never touch another man's squirrel...

Re: Never touch another man's squirrel...

why not

Re: Never touch another man's squirrel...

Re: Never touch another man's squirrel...

let's here it for the beaver

oops posted wrong email

You mean that people have been having sex at bman!?

beaver fever power

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