What was the craziest/funniest thing you saw this year?

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Post by ygmir » Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:38 am

the old guy shoulda slapped you for ruining the show........
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Post by Sail Man » Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:01 pm

ygmir wrote:the old guy shoulda slapped you for ruining the show........
apparently u weren't quick enough :P
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Post by ygmir » Tue Mar 10, 2009 4:17 pm

Sail Man wrote:
ygmir wrote:the old guy shoulda slapped you for ruining the show........
apparently u weren't quick enough :P
bitch
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Post by pandasex » Tue Mar 10, 2009 4:53 pm

funny
I have post playa depression :(

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Post by Dr. Pyro » Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:25 pm

So you were the bastard with the flashlight? And I wonder why my partners keep running away.

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Post by oneeyeddick » Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:36 pm

Were you the one in the middle, Doc ?
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Post by pandasex » Wed Mar 11, 2009 6:29 am

it just keeps getting funnier
I have post playa depression :(

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Post by Sail Man » Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:35 am

ygmir wrote:
Sail Man wrote:
ygmir wrote:the old guy shoulda slapped you for ruining the show........
apparently u weren't quick enough :P
bitch
:shock: why u little hussy :wink: :lol:
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Poopsie run in too!

Post by SpyGyrl007 » Mon Sep 13, 2010 1:30 pm

[quote="zabsinth"]22 year old dude from minnesota named "poopsie" who snuck into my camp in the back of his friend's truck and bummed cigs from me all week having a very bad salvia trip while the rest of us were packing up...

we took good care of him, but I have to say that I chuckled a bit every time he said 'wait, where am I?' or something along those lines...[/quote]

On Tuesday evening, I helped a "Poopsie" get from 4:30 and A to his camp at 8:15 and I because the poor guy was practically walking on his knees he was so gone - no shoes, barely any clothing and it was FREEZING that night. No way he would have made it. I wonder if it's the same Poopsie! He just kept saying, "I'm so sorry" over and over and over. LOL

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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Sep 13, 2010 2:08 pm

Poopsie, whether single or double, sounds like one of those hippies hapless persons who causes a great deal of trouble to sanctuary and esd.
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Post by kitkatseattle » Tue Sep 14, 2010 1:38 pm

I was sitting one night on a bench on the Esplanade with a girlfriend of mine because my feet were feeling tender. A random guy walked by with a push broom intently sweeping the playa and picking up the broom to shake off the dust. We laughed our asses off for a good few minutes!

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Post by LostinReno » Tue Sep 14, 2010 3:50 pm

Probably the guy on the corner that was getting married later in the day. He parked himself in the middle of the intersection (6 & G) on an icechest with a megaphone requesting lap dances from passers-by (one of the very few times I was entertained by anyone with a megaphone), he'd had quite a few and his only prerequisite was that you had to be able to move. He got lots of lapdances...both male and female! The best was the 5 girls that started riding their bikes in laps around him...good times! :wink:

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Post by danwri » Tue Sep 14, 2010 5:30 pm

Waiting in line at Arctica, this guy comes along, driving a golf-cart-sized MV. He's a big black guy, handsome, with a jolly smile and booming laugh, and his MV features a big white penis-sculpture attached on the back and towering over the top.

He's saying, "It's a big white dick! I'm not knocking them! Nothing wrong with a big white dick!"

The crowd is with him; they're saying, "Yeah nothing wrong with that!"

He is grinning and shouting, "They have their place, don't they, huh?"

The crowd is like, "Yeah! They have their place!"

Then he shouts, "Yeah! IN MY ASS!"

Laughter and smiles all around the Arctica line.

He drives off, and you can hear him shouting, "Watch out! Here comes a big white dick! Not something you see every day! When's the last time you saw one? A big white dick, here it comes!"

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Post by Elorrum » Tue Sep 14, 2010 6:47 pm

Well, I'd tell yers, but I need to keep a good icebreaker story for when I need it.
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Post by Trishntek » Tue Sep 14, 2010 7:30 pm

pinemom wrote:Im still waiting to see the picture of the swiss army butt plug!!!!
That would have to be the njoy purejoy 2.0



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Re: Poopsie run in too!

Post by Tiahaar » Thu Sep 16, 2010 3:24 pm

SpyGyrl007 wrote:On Tuesday evening, I helped a "Poopsie" get from 4:30 and A to his camp at 8:15 and I because the poor guy was practically walking on his knees he was so gone - no shoes, barely any clothing and it was FREEZING that night. No way he would have made it. I wonder if it's the same Poopsie! He just kept saying, "I'm so sorry" over and over and over. LOL
OMG :shock: heheh, I think I was there when 'Poopsie' got delivered back to his camp, I was right at 8:15 and Istanbul by the bus...were you the one who said you had a 'special delivery' and to make sure he got lots of liquids? He was really really out of it, but I'm happy to report seemed to recover ok, did some airbrushing on me later in the week. Yeah, mind altering and extreme conditions just do not mix.
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Post by Mosin » Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:29 pm

pandasex wrote: My mate and i were walking into a tent to check the place out and its night. I had my flashlight but i was focused on the tent light. I walked by an old man just standing there. I walked through into the tent realizing my mate isnt behind me. So i walk back out and see my mate the old guy just standing there looking if front of them. So im puzzled....i ask him what the deal is and he says "u cant see this?" So im looking and see nothing catching my eye. Now i flash my light ahead of me and see a girl standing and "having a naughty good time" with 2 guys. But the light must have frightened them because like bunnies in the night the pulled their pants up and scampered off. The old guy was pissed off and looked at me with a mean look. My mate was like laughing at me because i was oblivious.
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Post by K-mom » Thu Sep 16, 2010 6:27 pm

Crazier things certainly happened this year but for pure random hilarity, nothing beats the song I heard around noon on Saturday. I was biking over to a friend's camp, so around 4 & G, and heard this song blasting, it was kind of an upbeat cheesy techno song, and the lyrics (no idea if they were live improv or part of the recording) were something about "Riding on my horse, Drinking sweet-sweet-lemonade!" I was totally sober and still was laughing so hard I almost crashed into a parked RV.
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Post by yellowpants » Thu Sep 16, 2010 6:31 pm

K-mom wrote:Crazier things certainly happened this year but for pure random hilarity, nothing beats the song I heard around noon on Saturday. I was biking over to a friend's camp, so around 4 & G, and heard this song blasting, it was kind of an upbeat cheesy techno song, and the lyrics (no idea if they were live improv or part of the recording) were something about "Riding on my horse, Drinking sweet-sweet-lemonade!" I was totally sober and still was laughing so hard I almost crashed into a parked RV.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/515897

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Post by K-mom » Thu Sep 16, 2010 8:29 pm

yellowpants wrote:
K-mom wrote:Crazier things certainly happened this year but for pure random hilarity, nothing beats the song I heard around noon on Saturday. I was biking over to a friend's camp, so around 4 & G, and heard this song blasting, it was kind of an upbeat cheesy techno song, and the lyrics (no idea if they were live improv or part of the recording) were something about "Riding on my horse, Drinking sweet-sweet-lemonade!" I was totally sober and still was laughing so hard I almost crashed into a parked RV.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/515897
.....aaaannnndddd, that's pretty much why I love ePlaya. Never expected to hear that again.

It's as good as I remember! Thanks Mr. Pants!
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