The person below me

[Thecatman]

Hell yeah!! Bean: Bean N cheese: bean, meat N cheese. The basics. Hate rice filler that many restaurants are using to gyp the costumer.




TPBM needs a haircut.

[Captain Goddammit]

How did you know?!! Its scheduled for tomorrow afternoon. Flattops take a lot of maintenance.
TPBM needs to change their oil.

[Thecatman]

I should. In my truck anyways.
Since moving from Dayton to Carson City last August, I haven't found the record book I've kept for the truck since I got it new in 1995.


TPBM isn't crazy about "breakfast burritos"

[MFOB]

Not crazy as I rarely eat BFast anyway. But, There was this one place in a town I lived in long long ago that made amazing BFast ritos. It was a taco truck turned brick and mortar and they made the absolute best Bfast Ritos. I haven't lived there since 09 so my "craziness" is nil at this point.

TPBM hates PBR

[lucky420]

no I dont hate it. I like my beer like water, clear and light

TPBM likes that dark nasty beer that looks like chew spit

[Elorrum]

well, oh god...
I did like Guinness stout, and Guinness stout mixed with dos equis for half and half.

tpbm has found life without beer sometimes easier.

[Thecatman]

and cheaper


TPBM already did their taxes

[MikeGyver]

Yup. Nice and simple when your grandfather is an accountant.

TBPM has exciting plans this weekend

[BeeWeeDee]

Exciting - in my world that means getting my sourdough starter fired up to make a loaf of bread or a pile of pancakes (or both if I go really wild).

TPBM thinks a knitted toilet seat cover would be cool to have.

[Popeye]

No, I want my toilet seat to be cleanable!

TPBM understands the joke behind a fur lined honeybucket.

[FIGJAM]

Not entirely.

TPBM refuses to admit that they eat hot wings with THOUSAND ISLAND DRESSING!!!!!

[Rez]

Now I want Hot wing!!

TPBM Had to adjust themselves before reaching for the keyboard all while one unmatched sock hangs half way off their foot with the end bouncing like a caged rabid animal.

[lucky420]

No I don't have that problem, everything fits right where it's supposed to be

TPBM hates raisins! Raisin haters unite

[Ratty]

Nope. I like raisins.
TPBM thinks of things to write in this thread during the work day.

[Elorrum]

no, but that is a helpful tip for daydream fuel, something I can really use.

tpbm needs daydream fuel.

[Thecatman]

I daydream quite a bit. Getting OT, whether or not I'll get a ticket this year, getting a new Dodge truck, if I'm gonna plant a vegetable garden this year and some things I'd rather not mention




TPBM talks to themselves as they daydream

[Eric]

Talk, narrate, play multiple characters ... I'm living with a very chaotic troupe of theater gypsies in my head.



tpbm wishes they had a super power, but not flying.

[gaminwench]

Yes. My super power would NOT be flying.

TPBM would appreciate a BM ticket purchasing superpower

[mgb327]

I appreciated my BM ticket purchasing superpower, I exercised it about 2 weeks ago.

TPBM thinks hummus is a sex act.

[AntiM]

Anything can be a sex act with enough determination.

TPBM is making plans inspired by the lovely spring weather.

[MFOB]

Yes Ma'am. Going to Jackson Hole WY for a Festival in a few weeks. Prepping and planning to climb Mt Rainier around June. Do 120 miles of the PCT in late June for 4 days. 20yr High School Reunion this summer, early July. Climb the Grand Teton in WY late July or early Aug. Build huge awesome art for BM in Aug. Go to BM in late Aug. On all other weekends Ill be getting my Commercial Pilot Cert, and jumping and flying skydivers at the local Dropzone. Then on weekend that Im not doing that I will be rock climbing my ass off at Smith Rock or Frenchies Dome or Vantage. Then maybe sneak off this weekend and other sneaky nights throughout the summer to BASE jump off of objects in the dark, bridges, towers, wind turbines, cliffs, etc. Essentially everything Ill do this summer Ill be high, minus the 20yr reunion....

TPBM has joined the MHC (Mile High Club)?

[Thecatman]

Would masturbating in an airplane restroom count?
I've never done that either.




TPBM is on a septic system, as opposed to local sewer

[Eric]

Not since the early '80s (and now that once "out in the middle of nowhere" house is surrounded by suburbs & golf courses)





tpbm has lived somewhere that required them to haul in their own water (not connected to a city water line) - BRC doesn't count

[Simon of the Playa]

yip.

the well water was chock full of lithium salts and i was starting to turn into a fucking hippy so i carted in some flouridated water from normal states.

im all better now.

fucking southern oregon, man.


tpbm has lapped lithium at the ashland fountain too.

[motskyroonmatick]

I too have lapped the lithium at the Ashland fountain.


TPBM has caught a fish from a body of water with bare hands aided by flashlight.

[mgb327]

Does using a bow and arrow count?


TPBM has eaten carp....

[AntiM]

I have. Not my favorite fish. Prettier to look at.

TPBM has an aquarium or garden fish pond.

[BeeWeeDee]

kinda sorta... Have a clear stream that runs across the property with lots of fish in it.

TPBM is going to dye Easter eggs this week.

[Savannah]

No, but I'm having a terrible devilled egg craving, so I think I'll be making some of those.

The person below me could happily dine from the appetizer menu.

[Ratty]

Yes, I'll have an onion flower, calimari and sweetpotato fries please
TPBM took a valium about an hour ago.