The person below me

moonrise · Post by **moonrise** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 8:05 am

system check, system check, this will take up to ten minutes

tpbm will predict the 2013 BM theme

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 9:53 am

Themes bore me.
TPBM is reading a novel at work.

lazerfox · Post by **lazerfox** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 10:17 am

Does this thread count? If so, yes!

TPBM is dreaming of running away from it all and moving to a far off land...full of unicorns.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 10:25 am

well, maybe eunuchs.........since, I'd then have less competition.

TPBM loves Key Lime pie and snow crab claws

Post by **Eric** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 12:46 pm

J'adore Key Lime pie- the real stuff, with real key limes. I was born in Florida, I know what it's supposed to taste like. Don't eat dead meat though, so no on the crab legs (sea cockroaches. ick)

tpbm loves them their grits!

gaminwench · Post by **gaminwench** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:04 pm

mmmmm, grits with LOTS of butter and sugar, mmmmmmm

TPBM has already planned their strategy for ticket launch day...

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:23 pm

true: sleep in.........since I'm gettin one for workin last year.......yeehaw.

TPBM would love to get first tier tickets, but, doesn't have the time or whatever to sit there on opening day.

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:30 pm

huh? what opens?

TPBM likes sleeping in....
hey wait a minute, ygmir, what are you sleeping in?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:22 pm

as stated" yes, yes I do depends on my options, and what's offered

TPBM still loves the Oscar Meyer Wiener song, and all it's history here

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:39 pm

I do. It's one of a few songs that really absolutely finitely states what it takes for everyone to love you. It's physically possible too, yet, I wonder if anyone has put it in their will. but I really WANT the weiner-mobile.

The person below me has hurriedly dressed (is a robe o.k.? or does it have to be pants and a top?) and run to answer an authoritative knock on the door (recently) only to see a package leaning against it while a guy in a uniform runs away.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:31 pm

Well not a package, but the neighbor who pushes political petitions door-to-door. Wasn't really a robe or shirt n pants either. I had something like a native american loin cloth,,,,, more like a flap in the front and back hanging by a latigo waist band. She,,,,, ummmmmm,,,, was speechless for a pleasant change. I took some time reading the petition seeking a signature. Haven't seen her around lately,,,,,,

TPBM has been caught with his/her pants down.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 8:20 pm

I'm not telling...

The person below me wonders if plonking improves this thread.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 9:08 pm

I have never plonked anyone.........I just choose to ignore or talk around them, if they're "that bad".

TPBM uses "plonk" a lot.

lonestoner916 · Post by **lonestoner916** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 9:26 pm

True, but not in the way you mean, I use it as a verb in conversation! Like, "Man I would Plonk the shit out of her!" Like you I just ignore whomever I find irritating and annoying. Except when it's me, then I just have to deal with it...

TPBM is seriously addicted to pornography and has an impressive collection of VHS tapes from the seventies and early eighties!

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 9:16 am

Well yes and no. yes to the addiction

and while I have a dozen or so tapes, most are from the 90's.

TPBM has never seen John Holmes flicks.

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 9:23 am

Yes, I have no idea who John Holmes is and had to use translator for word flick and I am still not sure what that mean, but after mentioning porno I think I am not far in my thoughts

TPBM is going to cinema to see some funny movie.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 9:46 am

I never go to the movies.
("Flick" is for movies, because they "flicker." John Holmes was a classic star in pornography movies. He apparently had a very large penis/cock/dick/apparatus.)
TPBM wants to know about Czech porn.

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 3:34 pm

Czech porn? Unless it has english subtitles it probably would be about the same as American porn

TPBM has tasted anti-freeze

Post by **Eric** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 3:39 pm

pure everclear- close enough to anti-freeze, and it will still kill you if you drink enough.

tpbm can't doesn't understand the endless meme with bacon

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:45 pm

I *think* I understand it...!

TPBM has tried bacon with chocolate and garlic!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Dec 17, 2010 12:17 pm

Are you fcuking kidding? 3 things that taste great may not actually go together.
TPBM has also quoted/referred to a commerical on the board this month.

chuckroast · Post by **chuckroast** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 7:03 pm

Commercials? What are those?!

TPBM can't believe it's not butter.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 8:33 pm

Was raised on butter, still use butter AND cream on my cereal,,,, none of this halfnhalf,,, if it's not butter, I probably didn't try it.

TPBM accomplished a rainy day project this past weekend

Post by **Eric** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 9:09 pm

Culled almost 7,000 photo's from the past year to try to get my site updated. Still have about 10,000 from 2009 to go. Then I get to clean 'em up. Better be lots more rain.

tpbm has gotten something unexpected this week

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:14 am

Nothing. Not even a dose of the clap.

TPBM has a big surprise for someone. I mean "really big."

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:19 am

These jeans are tight. REALLY tight. I can barely manage to walk.

TPBM is really waiting for spring to spring...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:28 am

No, I'm waiting for total seam failure on those pants.

TPBM is studying a foriegn language.

chuckroast · Post by **chuckroast** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:47 pm

Everyone always thinks that because I have a decent accent, but I really just know enough to leave a phone message for someone.

Â¿Puedo dejar un mensaje con usted?

Good news! TPBM, after a week of constipation, has finally passed the gerbil!

kingsoon · Post by **kingsoon** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:52 pm

haaayy. how you gnu dat?

TPBM noes da duble meenin of snael traks

Post by **Eric** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:39 pm

no, but I do know how to spell.

tpbm really feels old some days.