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Re: Fuck!

Post by Lassen Forge » Sat Aug 13, 2011 2:34 pm

AND a damn comfy grip, too! You just be careful packing like that - you fall backwards, you could be in for a world of hurt. That's why a lot of cops no longer do small-of-back concealment - they were getting injured sitting in their cruisers, and, well... fucked up their lower lumbars.

I used to have this idea - if women were granted the right to conceal carry at all times and self defense, and were un-brainwashed so their natural instincts of protection and self-preservation could come back to light, how many rapists would think to ply their trade, knowing it would likely be their last...

Now, extend that to ALL people. No, in fact - make it a law that you MUST be armed and trained to use that firearm. And allow self defense.

Wow, what a world that would be, eh?

Too bad those elected are so busy REMOVING our rights, rather than enhancing them.

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Re: Fuck!

Post by maryanimal » Sat Aug 13, 2011 2:46 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:AND a damn comfy grip, too! You just be careful packing like that - you fall backwards, you could be in for a world of hurt. That's why a lot of cops no longer do small-of-back concealment - they were getting injured sitting in their cruisers, and, well... fucked up their lower lumbars.

I used to have this idea - if women were granted the right to conceal carry at all times and self defense, and were un-brainwashed so their natural instincts of protection and self-preservation could come back to light, how many rapists would think to ply their trade, knowing it would likely be their last...

Now, extend that to ALL people. No, in fact - make it a law that you MUST be armed and trained to use that firearm. And allow self defense.

Wow, what a world that would be, eh?

Too bad those elected are so busy REMOVING our rights, rather than enhancing them.
Here in Washington, you can get concealed weapons permit. I have one myself. don't carry a weapon much though but it's nice to know I can carry a weapon if needed.
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Post by Foxfur » Sat Aug 13, 2011 3:17 pm

Fuck I love you ladies!
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Box Burner » Sun Aug 14, 2011 9:04 am

marck wrote:Bashing is a fucking great reason for the Gay, Lesbian, and Frequently Assumed Gay community to get behind CCW permits along with promoting firearms education and training. Seriously, Those Fuckers are trying to kill people, if a few of Those Fuckers wind up in the hospital or morgue I bet it would stop.

The same goes for the Fucking rapists.


Sometime in the early 80's the Orlando, FL police department offered and advertised free firearms training for women. Within months the reported number of rapes dropped significantly.


Edited to add: Fuckin' A! Had to get a fuck in somewhere. :-)
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Post by Foxfur » Sun Aug 14, 2011 9:33 am

Nothing kills a hard-on like a handgun!
Unless you are a law abiding gun lover. Then they can produce raging ones. Or throbbing mounds for our female compatriots. At least for mah wifey :D
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Post by OregonRed » Sun Aug 14, 2011 10:22 am

Foxfur wrote:Nothing kills a hard-on like a handgun!
Unless you are a law abiding gun lover. Then they can produce raging ones. Or throbbing mounds for our female compatriots. At least for mah wifey :D
You sir, forgot your "fuck".


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Re: Fuck!

Post by Ugly Dougly » Sun Aug 14, 2011 10:28 am

Foxfur wrote:Nothing kills a hard-on like a handgun!
Unless you are a law abiding gun lover. Then they can produce raging ones. Or throbbing mounds for our female compatriots. At least for mah wifey :D
I like fucking stun guns!

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Post by marck » Sun Aug 14, 2011 11:36 am

Stun guns are not as fucking effective as people think.

I've shocked myself with several fucking models, they will not fucking incapacitate you.
A taser, or CN/CS Tear Gas or OC Pepper Spray, would do a better fucking job. And those require licensing in fucking California.

It is even better to get properly fucking trained in how to fucking defend yourself and not solely rely on fucking gadgets.
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Post by knowmad » Sun Aug 14, 2011 12:00 pm

Try stealing one of the cop's. Be shure to zap him.


edited to add "fuckin Zap him!"
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Post by marck » Sun Aug 14, 2011 12:30 pm

That is totally fucking helpful for people who are trying to fucking operate within the fucking law.

If you are willing to assault a fucking police officer just to steal a fucking weapon you can legally own, then you might as well just carry a fucking concealed handgun without a CCW. You would get in less trouble if you get caught.

This isn't about sticking it to the fucking "man", it's about defending yourself from ignorant fucking shitheads who want to beat you to death just because they think you are less than fucking human.
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Post by Foxfur » Sun Aug 14, 2011 1:02 pm

marck wrote:That is totally fucking helpful for people who are trying to fucking operate within the fucking law.

If you are willing to assault a fucking police officer just to steal a fucking weapon you can legally own, then you might as well just carry a fucking concealed handgun without a CCW. You would get in less trouble if you get caught.This isn't about sticking it to the fucking "man", it's about defending yourself from ignorant fucking shitheads who want to beat you to death just because they think you are less than fucking human.
Better to be judged by twelve than carried by six...

Oh I do think it has something to do with 'sticking it to the man". Just not the one in the uniform.
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Post by knowmad » Sun Aug 14, 2011 1:42 pm

marck wrote:That is totally fucking helpful for people who are trying to fucking operate within the fucking law.

If you are willing to assault a fucking police officer just to steal a fucking weapon you can legally own, then you might as well just carry a fucking concealed handgun without a CCW. You would get in less trouble if you get caught.

This isn't about sticking it to the fucking "man", it's about defending yourself from ignorant fucking shitheads who want to beat you to death just because they think you are less than fucking human.
Law enforcemnt has access to better tazers, and When push comes to shove, The "defenders of the peace" Are puppets for the status quo and need to be reminded of who they serve.
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Post by Elderberry » Sun Aug 14, 2011 1:52 pm

To quote Ed Schultz: "Psycho Talk!"
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Law enforcemnt has access to better tazers, and When push comes to shove, The "defenders of the peace" Are puppets for the status quo and need to be reminded of who they serve.
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Post by Foxfur » Sun Aug 14, 2011 2:10 pm

I am NOT going to report the post above me.

TFPBM likes it too!

(Fuck! I was talking about that beautiful pornography spam. Now it's gone! Mods: Some spam is good. That really brought the Fuck to this thread...)
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Post by goathead » Sun Aug 14, 2011 2:19 pm

LMfuckingAO

always makes me wonder about sports and violence?
when there are other things to watch?

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Post by Eric » Sun Aug 14, 2011 2:34 pm

Fuck. I hate this month.


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Post by Scatter42 » Sun Aug 14, 2011 2:43 pm

Well - that was fucking interesting!

My laptop won't seem to stop scrolling up to that - I've lost control of my scrollie thing :shock: :? :D


Eric - I agree with you, this has been a really, really fucked month! Heavy drinking? I approve that message....

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Post by marck » Sun Aug 14, 2011 3:06 pm

knowmad wrote:Law enforcemnt has access to better tazers
If by "better tazers" you fucking mean it would fucking cost you less than you are willing to pay, then you can't work within the fucking rules to make changes without causing additional violence. Your path is not fucking unreasonable but less fucking likely to gain the needed fucking momentum for effective fucking change.

Most people don't want to fucking martyr themselves for a cause they are marginal about to begin with. It is just too much fucking easier for many to accept that we are powerless without the authorities than to stand up and demand our rights to fucking defend ourselves.

If you want to redefine the job of the police, the best method is to awaken the community to their fucking responsibility to get involved and to make them self fucking reliant. If you take this route you may find allies in the very group you currently consider your fucking enemies.

This is far fucking better than some fucking naive anti-establishment rhetoric, because we are the fucking establishment and we get what we deserve.(In regards to how we are treated by public servants)
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Post by Foxfur » Sun Aug 14, 2011 10:48 pm

Eric wrote:Fuck. I hate this month.


I'm going to the park & drinking. Heavily.
Fuck...
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Post by Eric » Sun Aug 14, 2011 11:28 pm

Foxfur wrote: Fuck...
Have you heard anything about Mo?
His clothes & iPod were found on the cliffs above Lands End in SF. All his other personal items (wallet, phone etc) were left at his apartment. No sign of him, no way to know if he... fuck, I'm not going to say it. None of us are. There's a candlelight vigil next Friday for him called "No Mo'urning". As long as he's not found there's always the hope he just went away somewhere. Somehow.

Fuck.
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Post by OregonRed » Sun Aug 14, 2011 11:44 pm

Oh Eric, I'm so sorry. There's just nothing good about that fuckin' situation. My heart goes out to you and all Mo's friends.

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Post by Foxfur » Sun Aug 14, 2011 11:56 pm

Eric wrote:
Foxfur wrote: Fuck...
Have you heard anything about Mo?
His clothes & iPod were found on the cliffs above Lands End in SF. All his other personal items (wallet, phone etc) were left at his apartment. No sign of him, no way to know if he... fuck, I'm not going to say it. None of us are. There's a candlelight vigil next Friday for him called "No Mo'urning". As long as he's not found there's always the hope he just went away somewhere. Somehow.

Fuck.
Oh Eric, I can't imagine what his sister, you, and his friends are going through. As a former soldier I will keep Mo in my heart.
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Mon Aug 15, 2011 1:15 pm

FUCK!
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Post by Eric » Tue Aug 16, 2011 11:51 am

John's mother (my mother-not-in-law) had her gallbladder removed last Thursday successfully. Everything was fine, then on Saturday there were complications. She's still in the hospital. She's 85, but has a very strong will to live and is being very upbeat; however, until the doctors figure out what's causing the complication she has to stay in the hospital.

John vastly takes priority over my little camping trip, but he doesn't want me to cancel unless I have to. I'm now simultaneously supporting the very stressed love of my life and trying to plan a camping trip at his insistence.

Mo disappeared.
Brontez was bashed
My cousin Leslie passed away
Mel was attacked by a pack of fucking raccoons that were trying to kill her dog
most importantly, John's mother is ill and hospitalized.

All in less than 16 fucking hellish days.
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Post by graidawg » Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:16 pm

FUCK. having just found my flight confirmation, it was on the wrong date so i called us airlines although i have a booking i dont have a ticket yet. so i called the travel agent who's number i got from my invoice, this number is not recognized. so i went to the website. it doesnt exist.

fucking fuck my flight over there is all fucked up. i havent got a ticket even though i paid for it! fuck i am really paniccing now! ive got a bm ticket and everything else but oh fuck it looks like the travel agent has fucked me over -- he hasnt answered my emails and the shop was closed when i got there about 4 today the grill wasnt down but nobody was there.
oh fuck what am i going to do?
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Post by maryanimal » Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:47 pm

Eric, that's a lot to happen to any one person. Take a deep breath when your need to. Count all the blessings in your life and give thanks to all the people, past and present, who've gracefully passed through life. Know that you loved, and were/are loved.
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Post by marck » Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:57 pm

Fuck Eric.

I've had bad months and I've had bad years. It really fucking sucked and drained me until I felt like just holding up in my room and forgetting about everything else I shouldn't have. I made it worse for myself, I'm still fucking dealing with it.

We all deal with the fucked up shit and stress in our lives differently, and some people do better than others. I wish I had advice or a comforting thought to give to you but only you can do that for yourself.

The only thing that keeps me going is knowing I have two weeks in the desert every year and that someday I will make it out of this dark fucking hole, and back to where I wanted to be.

Just watch out for the stress, it can make things worse for you.
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Post by gyre » Tue Aug 16, 2011 1:00 pm

Keep trying, Graidawg.


Eric, I've trapped probably a hundred fucking raccoons and never had an injury, not that they're thrilled with the trip.

I wouldn't get between them and a dog though.
Probably babies involved and the dog did something.

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Post by MyDearFriend » Tue Aug 16, 2011 1:04 pm

graidawg wrote:FUCK. having just found my flight confirmation, it was on the wrong date so i called us airlines although i have a booking i dont have a ticket yet. so i called the travel agent who's number i got from my invoice, this number is not recognized. so i went to the website. it doesnt exist.

fucking fuck my flight over there is all fucked up. i havent got a ticket even though i paid for it! fuck i am really paniccing now! ive got a bm ticket and everything else but oh fuck it looks like the travel agent has fucked me over -- he hasnt answered my emails and the shop was closed when i got there about 4 today the grill wasnt down but nobody was there.
oh fuck what am i going to do?
Graidawg OH NO!!!

Is there a way to trace the travel agent from the airline booking? They must have put some cash forward to the airline to get the reservation. Call the customer service/reservations number for the airline and find out what the status is and exactly how much more cash you need to come up with. We can figure this out.

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Re: Fuck!

Post by maryanimal » Tue Aug 16, 2011 1:17 pm

Grai, have you called the airline today see of there is an actual ticket reserved for you ? I'd go to the travel agency early in the morning and stay there until l got an answe! I was just thinking (and NO it didn't hurt ) can you print it out from your computer from through an email sent from the travel agency or the airlines?
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