Fuck!

[lucky420]

heehee and clean up is so much easier for one.

fuck

[maryanimal]

The chicken fucking was delicious AntiM! Going to make the burger in about an hour. Yu-fucking-mmy!! lol


Yes it is Jonsi!! I don't make big messes! wheeeeee

[catinthefunnyhat]

Living well is the best fucking revenge, MA, and you can live well right the fuck in front of them!

[FIGJAM]

The chicken fucking was delicious AntiM! Going to make the burger in about an hour. Yu-fucking-mmy!! lol


Yes it is Jonsi!! I don't make big messes! wheeeeee

I will allow you to keep the label "nurturer" only if you nurture yourself!!!!!

[catinthefunnyhat]

Wait... I missed something...

The chicken fucking was delicious?!




MA!!

[Bin Noddin]

Fucking squirrels! Tore up every one of my bean plants. Didn't even eat them - just left them lying there. So much for gardening.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Aw, ((BN)).

[gyre]

I was going to use wire mesh covers for plants.

Should work for squirrels.

[AntiM]

Fuck Bin, how about fucking squirrel stew?

[maryanimal]

fuck...

"There is a time for departure even when there's no certain place to go."

Tennessee Williams

[Elderberry]

Maybe instead of gardening you should take up squirrel hunting.

[Box Burner]

Yeah Bin, tree rats seem to be popular little fuckers east of the Mississippi. Both for hunting and as vittles. Lots of folks just consider them to be pests. So get yourself a Tennessee longrifle and set up on the back porch in the morning. If'n you learn to bark them you wont even waste any meat.


sure fuckin' sucks about the garden.

[Elorrum]

here's a slight dilemma. Not a major Fuck, just a lingering one. I went to LA last weekend, drove down Friday, drove back Saturday. Spent too much on a hotel since nobody wants their Aunt crashing on the couch, and don't all grownups pay for flights, hotels, and rental cars? This directly after a month with only one solid work week's salary, and no time within that that could be called restful. To celebrate my nephews engagement.

The party was a brunch that started at 9:30A and we went over early to help move furniture etc.

I ask for coffee. Don't we all understand what 8:00AM coffee on a road trip means? It means right fucking soon and lots of it. O.K. I'm getting ahead of myself.

They have bloody marys, they have champagne and mimosas. I do not drink alcohol. My first cup of coffee was two teaspoons worth. When I saw he had made another "pot" I jokingly held my cup out ala Oliver Twist and said, "please sir, may I have some more?" My nephew only makes small amounts of french pressed super deal-io coffee, and says to me, "Only take a half a cup. I don't want to have to make coffee all morning."

I started to say, "You mean, I can't have what I want..." and I somehow managed to swallow the rest of the statement and say, "uh, o.k."

Don't you fucking rent a coffee urn, or borrow at least a 12 cup drip machine for a fucking Brunch?

I'm still pissed about it.

Here's what I think I should have said out loud. "Can you show me where the makings are? I can boil water, and make another pot, when things settle down in the kitchen some."

What I have been saying in my head for a few days: "I am your fucking Aunt. I spent more than I can afford on gas, and lodging to be here. I am exhausted and haven't had a day to myself in 2 months. I deserve the beverage I want and you are my host. Get in the fucking kitchen a make me coffee until I say I've had enough. Congratulations on your engagement, she's a great woman, and I love you very much."

[gyre]

"I'll be back. Going for coffee."

[ygmir]

your instincts are fucking right on, Elorrum........*makes mental note to have coffee at the Hof party, or hide axes*

[Elorrum]

"I'll be back. Going for coffee."

If I had driven myself there... for certain. My sister picked me up at the hotel, and we weren't close to shops.

Ah, fuck it. don't worry ygmir, I'll bring coffee and coffee makers galore. I have accumulated a few. maybe I should just leave one in the car for the next road trip to L.A.

[theCryptofishist]

Dear fucking god. I like french press, and I think he's a pretentious fuck.
Sorry, shouldn't talk that way about your nephew.

[Elorrum]

Dear fucking god. I like french press, and I think he's a pretentious fuck.
Sorry, shouldn't talk that way about your nephew.

It's just us here. I fuckin' appreciate the sentiment.

[gyre]

He may just be young and thoughtless.

I'm shy, but depending, I might have gone into the kitchen myself.

Another reason to drop caffeine.

[AntiM]

Fuck, some people are oblivious. Do you ever think you'll tell him? Or better yet, his new wife at the reception and bring a coffee maker.

Ah well, I've learned to have low expectations of my family, and I always take responsibility for my own coffee. (They're all fucking Mormons... no coffee, ever, at all).

[gyre]

Some people truly are oblivious.

[SquirrelHead]

Fuck that! When I have visitors I ask them what they need or want so that I can get it and have it ready for them. When I didn't drink coffee I still bought a coffee pot so that people could have some if they wanted it.
Also, I always tell people there is room at the house on the air mattress or couch. For mom and dad I take my ass to one of those and give them my room. They did give me life after all.

[Mojojita]

I remember being coldly considered by a new mother-in- law when I gave her margarine instead of butter at a meal many years ago.

[motskyroonmatick]

Fuck Cancer and the long trail of pain it leaves.

[Savannah]

Aye.

[MyDearFriend]

Aye.

Aye Aye. (((Motsk))) my dear, I feel it too, my demented mother is back to asking me about my dear brother's cancer treatment every hour, and I would like to fucking forget about that shit while I am face to face with her craziness.

Ai-yai-yai, (((Elorrum))), I would not have been so fucking polite and there would have been a scene. You are my hero. Also, I have a travel mug with a french press built into it, whoa, I take it everywhere. Just a suggestion. But you absolutely are entitled to a cup of fucking coffee after wrecking your life taking care of his grandmother!!! WTF?!?!???

[catinthefunnyhat]

Oh, elorrum, your nephew sounds like a boor! Groomzilla, perhaps?

My partner and I are coffee snobs. We make coffee in our little French press, 3 cups at a time. And if there are lots of people, and they all want lots of coffee, we keep making it until everyone's satisfied. Tea, too. It's not like it's hard. Boil water, pour it in, wait 4 minutes, pour. Sheesh... The only caveat about having coffee or tea at our house: We'll give you cream/milk and sugar, if you want it, but we reserve the right to razz you for being a "polluter."


Motz: Fuck fucking cancer. I'm sorry.

[ygmir]

Some people truly are oblivious.

....................fuck...............too............

[Simon of the Playa]

FUCK YER DAY!!!!

[Zhust]

Also, I always tell people there is room at the house on the air mattress or couch. For mom and dad I take my ass to one of those and give them my room. They did give me life after all.

Alas, my Mom and Dad's "special request" contingency for staying with me is "be a different person". My whole life is working on projects, so I don't give two shits about picking up, and only occasionally vacuuming, and maybe getting around to dusting once a year or less. For them to stay with me would mean the place would need to be sanitized better than a Holiday Inn. All projects would need to be hidden from view, and all living spaces filled with ornamentation that won't offend them. They generally find me intolerable in all sorts of ways in any case.

On the other hand, I'm getting more money and will "invest" in real estate. First being the house next door which I'll rent until the 'rents need better care, at which time I can try and convince them to move in. I'll probably hire some kind of cleaning service to meet their standards.

Then again, maybe I'll get a house a few doors down instead.