The Bar

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:01 pm

III wrote:sam, would you settle for balvenie or oban?

Absolutely... excellent Scotch is excellent Scotch...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:01 pm

III wrote:oh, and sam?

that last post sounded awfully, um, serious...

Don't be ridiculous...

III · Post by **III** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:05 pm

>Don't be ridiculous...

but you just said...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:08 pm

III wrote:>Don't be ridiculous...

but you just said...

... seriously...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:09 pm

cats spewing
acrostics
threaten to unzip world

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:09 pm

does anyone else think that's it's weird that those kitties are saying 'psyche'?
i'm disturbed.

thanks for the beer, fishie. would you feel better hiding out in my pocket? i know that sam wants you in the fridge, just don't listen to him.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:11 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:does anyone else think that's it's weird that those kitties are saying 'psyche'?
i'm disturbed.

It's thematic. And we're all disturbed--that's why we're here. Thanks for the offer, but I'm not divulging my hiding spot out loud. Kittys have sharp ears.

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:12 pm

III wrote:>Don't be ridiculous...

but you just said...

Aw, he was just jokin'.

At least one o' those times....

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:12 pm

ifn yer talkin about this

I'd like a taste

4FKotA · Post by **4FKotA** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:15 pm

torrid
humid
recreational
encounters
are
the
end-all
no?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:21 pm

Silly
Cats
Andronemous Fish
Residing on
eplaya
Don't have boots to quake in.

Now
Off!!!
!!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:21 pm

samtzu wrote:
III wrote:>Don't be ridiculous...

but you just said...
... seriously...

By the way, the last person who took me seriously later divorced me... *sigh*

...and for my next number "Papa's Got a Brand New Bag".... YEEOW!!...

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:23 pm

what the...?

Okay, obviously some of y'all have been eatin' or drinkin' something "weird" for christmas.

I want my share.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:23 pm

I think it's just all the sugar, going to everyone's head..

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:24 pm

Lydia
Maybe we could feed your squirrels to the cats. Then they'd be doing something useful.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:24 pm

i've still got some red substance. maybe for new years? i haven't sampled it yet....

4FKotA · Post by **4FKotA** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:25 pm

Chewey
ripe
yummy
prime
tuna
of
finest
issue
should
hide
indefinitely

so
there

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:25 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:I think it's just all the sugar, going to everyone's head..

Bingo! I've been eating the crap that was left here at the office over the weekend: it would probably be better if I just poured a pound of sugar down my throat....

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:25 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Lydia
Maybe we could feed your squirrels to the cats. Then they'd be doing something useful.

or feed the cats to her squirrels.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:27 pm

good point

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:27 pm

we could just let them at each other and see who eats who...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:28 pm

but who is worse to deal with - the squirrels or the 4FKotA?
and do we have to deal with the 4WotA if we off the cats?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:29 pm

these are good questions you're bringing...

ummm....

....

....

I'll moderate the discussion.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:31 pm

Fluffy
ingrates
go back to
hell
There you will find
imps and devils who
never tire of being your chew toys.

We
only
really
desire feline
silliness.

4FKotA · Post by **4FKotA** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:33 pm

silly
quick
uber-inflammatory
idiot
rodents
rarely
express
loving
sympathy

4FKotA · Post by **4FKotA** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:34 pm

quite
urbanely
expressed
sweet
tempting
infusion
of
nasty
suppleness

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:36 pm

well, there's one good thing about all of this.
someone finally got the useage of the word 'cute' right.

and yes, i am keeping al list for later punishment.

please tell me some of you are coming to the LL tonight? please?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:36 pm

...even if they didn't manage 'harbingers'

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:37 pm

Just remember, cats sleep 17 hours a day.

III · Post by **III** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:39 pm

>think it's just all the sugar

yer kiddin, right?

this is a bar.

my problem is, that when i barkeep for myself, i keep switching pint glasses for the martini ones cause they don't spill as bad...

(yes, i've been drinking key lime martinis by the pint. can't you tell?)