CRUSH THIS

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 9:04 am

how come nobody has a crush on me? I'm HOT!

I'm HOT!??

Watch out now. Be careful. If you have to say it about yourself...

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 9:27 am

Heh Heh, It's true. I was just kidding anyway, I'm not that hot, I'm FAT. I added that later. (ok, I'm not really super fat, you can see from my picture, I'm just kind of normal american fat.)

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 9:49 am

More carefulness ahead...

I'm not that hot, I'm FAT

You almost sound as if you think the two are mutually exclusive.

Not buying that bullshit am I.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 10:05 am

You almost sound as if you think the two are mutually exclusive.

Not buying that bullshit am I.

Damn straight!!!

III · Post by **III** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 10:13 am

i'll admit that i think my fat is the main reason i'd never be considered hot.

second is my inability to engage in bullshit pleasanteries just for the sake of appeasing shallow people.

tzimisce1313 · Post by **tzimisce1313** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 11:28 am

III wrote: second is my inability to engage in bullshit pleasanteries just for the sake of appeasing shallow people.

i'll have to agree with you there. the inability to be able to communicate with the shallow is always an issue.

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 1:08 pm

Angry Butterfly -- I have a crush on those pink thingies coming out of your hair, and like you I'm <sad on the inside> that nobody has a crush on me.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 1:17 pm

the inability to be able to communicate with the shallow is always an issue.

Not for me. I just elect not to even bother. If I do my contempt usually seeps out of some pore and I end up being called an asshole. But that's alright too.

Somewhere there's someone who finds assholes HOT.

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 1:30 pm

thanks bslv!
There is a story behind those things. I begged and pleaded for someone to braid my hair before and during burning man, when I got back I was obsessed with doing it so I did it myself. Unfortunately I didnt do it right and they came out. I found out later you have to glue them in. I', going to do it again, soon, for a black light art exibit, (more details later) but I need somebody to help me get the back. I did have them in when I met Peter Maxx Though, and he thought they were cool.

As for the fat hot or not thing, god! you people take me too seriously! Like I really have a thing for certain heavier women, and certain women who are downright skeletons, it's being comfortable in your own skin that makes you hot.

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 2:08 pm

blyslv wrote:Angry Butterfly -- I have a crush on those pink thingies coming out of your hair, and like you I'm <sad on the inside> that nobody has a crush on me.

Yeah SEE! I had the guts to bring it up! I have a crush on your sig file.

tzimisce1313 · Post by **tzimisce1313** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 3:33 pm

ohhhhhhh... i wanna join the sad because no one has a crush on me crowd? can i? i don't think anyone has a crush on me... is that a requirement?

III · Post by **III** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 4:15 pm

>i don't think anyone has a crush

weren't kinetic and defacto drooling over you in some thread or other?

III · Post by **III** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 4:17 pm

a: "nobody loves me!"

b: "i love you."

a: "nobody good loves me!"

Kinetic II · Post by **Kinetic II** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 5:13 pm

Sorry...I had crushes but at the moment I don't.

tzimisce1313 · Post by **tzimisce1313** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 5:46 pm

i said that i know of.

i don't know if they really do or it was just momentary lust.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 5:54 pm

I'd say momentary lust counts.

Hey blyslv... don't be sad. I TOTALLY got a thing for you.

alice · Post by **alice** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 6:09 am

my new special crush is maa, but i have a major crush on ag and her hot hubby, alex.

if you think your man looks hot in a lava lava (sarong), wait till you get a hold of my samoan monkey man.

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 11:29 am

Hey Alice youre back! I miss you! Why did you have to go so far away? I mean I love hawii too, but, your the only one who can seduce Alex! OR get him to wear a cowboy hat with a sarong! He looks so hot in that hat, but we have to get it streched. And dispite my 300 odd posts I prefer to interact in person.

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 11:54 am

He heh heh, I Love Eplaya, I can talk about being atracted to men or women simultiniously and no one questions it!

technopatra · Post by **technopatra** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 9:47 pm

Just found this thread, I was warned away from it by someone, but I misinterpeted the warning - thought it was something bad, not embarassingly good.

ok my crushes du jour, in no particular order:

Don Muerto
Stuart
III
Flux
Badger
Booker
Aforceforgood

What can I say, I've got a thing for articulate troublemakers...

Kinetic II · Post by **Kinetic II** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 10:48 pm

technopatra wrote:What can I say, I've got a thing for articulate troublemakers...

Damn, so much for being nice! See what it gets ya? I'll just have to step up causing trouble again.

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 7:32 am

technopatra wrote:
ok my crushes du jour, in no particular order:

Don Muerto
Stuart
III
Flux
Badger
Booker
Aforceforgood

What can I say, I've got a thing for articulate troublemakers...

Despite her disclaimer, I find my position at the pinnacle of Technopatra's crush list to be both indicative of the intensity of said crush and the lesser and subordinate caliber of her other infatuates. Further, I posit that she included such dross in a vain attempt to dissumulate the abyssal depths of her crush on me.

The rest of you 'gentlemen' may go pound sand.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 9:39 am

It never ceases to amaze me as to the depths to which a delusional person's illness can plunge them.

Moo-err-toe, you are SO fucking wrong.

As clueless as a lamb at a wolf convention you are.

Her crush on me is what will truly launch a thousand posts.

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 9:48 am

Badger wrote:As clueless as a lamb at a wolf convention you are.

Her crush on me is what will truly launch a thousand posts.

The singular fact that you think you are Yoda, and believe you can influence the cognition of dear Technopatra and the board at large with some 'jedi mind trick' merely makes you one of the more comical of her tailings.

You are naught but a sham, sir. You are a shabby coverlet used to obscure her gleaming crush for me. Now, get to your pounding.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 9:57 am

Must.....
...not.....let...
Moo.....error...toe
.....piss off.......Badger....

Must......resist... Dawn's.....
.....jackassery...must lock up.....firearms and
.......fuel canisters..before.........Badger mode....initiates....

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 10:06 am

Oh yes, now we have it, the inevitable retreat to violence. How boorish of you sir.

I can appreciate how in touch with your simian nature you are, but do you really think that a woman like Technopatra will be impressed by a knuckle-walking, chest-pounding display of your naughty bits?

Your threats are boring, and I have it on good word that she only put you on the list to amuse me.

*looks significantly at a patch of unpounded sand*

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 10:24 am

What you are all forgeting is that "Silence Is Consent" and technopatra's leaving me off the list altogether is just further proof of depth and intensity.

And for lydia I'll always have more then a moment. They don't call me "jack rabbit slim" for nothing. In fact they don't call me that at all.

Booker · Post by **Booker** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 10:31 am

All y'all are clearly pifflating here. The list obviously starts slow, then builds & builds, reaching its climax of excitement and intensity in the penultimate entry, with a quick fall off into the obligatory finishing joke for the last line.

And I'll admit that I'm fairly swoony right back. Nice to find a smart, open-minded person who thinks differently from oneself. Refreshing as hell, in fact.

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 10:40 am

Booker wrote: pifflating

Did you mean piffling?

Suggestions:
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purfling

from dictionary.com

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 10:42 am

While I applaud you applying *some* logic to your case, (unlike certain others not worthy of mention), and can appreciate the clever way you attempt to parlay your rather low position in Technopatra's esteem into one of preeminence, I don't think that very many people will be duped.

I suppose dear Badger might, -he's not very bright after all, but it's manifestly clear who comes first in Technopatra's affections. Don't worry lads, as a gesture of amity, I will have my butler place large pictures of our lady near the sand pits.