The Bar... Volume#2

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 4:01 pm

She's really more like an appetizer.

Bounce530 · Post by **Bounce530** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 6:33 pm

Update- but first best birthday wishes for ya Sput!
Ok, so the top corp yahoo came in today and explained the "re-structuring" of the management team, and told me why my boss was let go, and said that since I'm "senior management" that I'm not going anywhere but up..Now, while I feel like a huge weight has been lifted, and now I can run my dept's the way I want to with out my now ex-boss micro managing me, I still have that little voice telling me, everything that yahoo said is coming from corp head quarters, and it's all double talk BS....oh well...
So, Thanks D/M for the rockstar (sugarfree is my flavor) and now I'm toastin y'all with a ghetto style "four-loko" Who want one?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 6:39 pm

Thanks Bounce and good luck

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 6:45 pm

congrats Bounce!!!!

but, I'll drink the hard stuff........thanks anyway.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 7:14 pm

I gotthrough another week.

Bounce530 · Post by **Bounce530** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 7:40 pm

YGster, PM coming to ya...

magicmarty · Post by **magicmarty** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 3:05 am

Happy Birthday Sput. LF knows a good gift when she sees one, appetiser or not. I'm with YG on that one!

Know the feeling, Bounce. Hang in there! Glad you made it through another week, Fishy.

Coongrats to Jella's 420th. Good number 420

Hi Misa.

Better get back to bed

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 6:29 am

*pulls up to boardwalk in front of bar on "super size Big Wheel"*

* strolls in through swinging doors, noting no dust to be seen, turns on fan, sprinkles playa dust from Container Only Containing Known Samples Manifested Although Nebulous*

There.
Hows everyone?

*grabs pepsi, heads for NEB, strokes projector on the way by*

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Risky · Post by **Risky** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 11:47 am

Alcohol art.
These are kind of pretty.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 12:17 pm

Why Risky, those are pretty cool and now for some strange reason I am craving some libations. But alas I must wait another 5 hrs till off duty

Happy birthday Sputnik

I'll hoist one in your honor tonight. Oh, who am I kidding. I'll hoist at least a 6 pack in your honor.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 12:54 pm

Risky wrote:Alcohol art.
These are kind of pretty.

Nice understatement, Risky. Planning on becoming English?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 1:01 pm

*Fishy looks around the bar*

Well, I guess no one's here. So...I'll turn on the automatic cleaning function.

*She pulls at the giant, iron lever and clangs and echoes are heard. Huge cushioning walls pop out of the floor to cover the booze and prevent breakage.
Then the machines drop from the ceiling. The look like a collaboration between Rube Goldberg and Dr. Suess and they start sudsing and sweeping and scrubbing and polishing and vacuuming and for some reason they hum--in three part harmony--the macarena.*

Damn, we should have got the rights to La Comparsita, or at least Yellow Submarine when we put the music modules in. Paying for quality always pays off in the end.

Anyway, I hope no one comes in, these machines have no sense of humor if the barflies start interfering with the cleaning. It should take them 3 hours to go through the entire cycle.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 1:03 pm

Whoops, almost forgot!

*Fishy locks the door from the outside and hangs out the gigantic
Danger! sign.*

burner von braun · Post by **burner von braun** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 1:04 pm

*crackling sound of electronic transmission*

Von Braun to Sputnik, do you copy, over..
Congratulation on another orbit around the sun!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 1:08 pm

Oh thank goodness, it's transmission not entry!
*fishy wipes brow*

vonbraun, vonbraun! Do not go in the bar, repeat, do not enter the bar!

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 1:08 pm

Helloooooo!

Sorry for my absence, but this week was surprisingly funny and party and burny...

Ohh, my, I wasnt singing and dancing at 3 a.m. in night tram in long time

Friends played accordeon and violin....I returned home at noon the next day...such a fun...

time for nice smooth beer I love so much...velvet...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 1:09 pm

No! Misa! Don't drink that beer! It's actually soap suds!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 1:19 pm

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 1:22 pm

Fishi! I dont know what you mean by soap suds

This is great Czech beer! It looks pretty and tastes so good.

When you pour it in the glass it is all foamy and the foam goes away in cascades and it turns into the beer in fron of your eyes in few seconds

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 1:30 pm

Misa, the cleaning robots are hard at work. I wouldn't trust them as far as I can throw them.

They love to get people to drink things that aren't drinks and they'll hump your legs like randy terriers given the chance.

burner von braun · Post by **burner von braun** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 1:35 pm

Oh, the humanity!

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 4:49 pm

Oh, the terrieror!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 5:25 pm

FIGJAM wrote:Oh, the terrieror!

now, who's gonna spread new playa dust, post cleaing robots?........

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 5:27 pm

*noting unfortunate interlopers in bar2, not heeding warnings posted*

it gets good at about :20

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FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 7:27 pm

Looks like another "Hold my beer." moment.

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 6:42 am

here's what I had for breakfast yesterday at Memorial Park in the Santa Cruz Mountains. Chopped up carne asada in eggs and good coffee, and good company too.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 6:44 am

is that to share, or, are you just making us jealous?............

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 6:47 am

no, it's a never ending pan, stays warm, stays full ... help yourself. Good morning ygmir!!!!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 7:02 am

Good morning, Elorrum. Thanks for sharing. Looks great.

*starts coffee*

*strokes projector*

Sunday morning cartoons, are almost as good as Saturday morning, yes?

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Pink Daddy · Post by **Pink Daddy** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 8:06 am

Makes me think of Ghost Rider... the not-so-good movie adaption with Nicolas Cage w/ hair.

I've been having a stiff back the past few days, after waking up. I guess I haven't been sleeping well...

Heard a really disturbing thing on Facebook the other day, when I was talking about trying to wake up:

"The best part of waking up, is two girls and one cup!"

If you haven't seen it, then you wouldn't understand the disturbance in force.

Morning.