Confessions.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 7:37 am

I confess the newest registered user, krampz, is not my newest sock despite the phase of my moon. DullLowBackAche would be more like it.

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 9:28 am

I confess I went out to a local bar Friday night, drank a little too much, and ended up making out with a girl in the middle of the street outside the bar at 3:00 a.m. after closing time.

I confess I'm not really attracted to her, and that it was a textbook example of " a 4 plus a 6-pack equals a perfect 10."

I confess when I asked her to come back to my place to "make out some more" (just making out would have actually been o.k. with me), she said, "Uh, don't you think you should ask me out now?" She must have seen me grimace, because then she said, "What? You don't want to ask me out?"

I confess that I thought, "Fuck! I don't want to ask you out! I just want you to come back to my house right now!"

I confess that I got her phone number, but I'm actually never going to call her.

I confess that when I confessed this story to one of my close women friends yesterday, she scolded me and said, "Steve! 'Cute' and 'enough' should never be used together! O.K.? From now on, if you're out drinking, and you see a girl, and you think to yourself, 'Hmm...she's __________ enough', I want you to call me right away for a reality check! Or else, just go home immediately because, at that point, you've had enough to drink and you need to go on home!"

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 10:43 am

I confess I am holding my Monkey back from flinging poo at you, Steve.

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 11:57 am

I confess that although I didn't use to subscribe to this theory, I am now utterly convinced of the absolute truth of the following equation:

men = pigs

I confess that I'm a lot less conflicted since I've learned to embrace my inner swine [chortle].

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 12:46 pm

I confess I have been a female pig once or twice

in my lifetime, taking some poor drunken unsuspecting man home to my place, treating him like my personal boy-toy, taking full sexual advantage of him, only to kick him to the curb the following day.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 3:53 pm

I confess despite the current phase of my moon, Megaflow is not my latest sock.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 4:33 pm

I confess that anyone who hits me gets the favor returned. Men, women or other. As a result, I confess, I have hit girls. I find any other response would be sexist. Mea culpa.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 4:46 pm

i confess this makes me wanna answer "i got in a fist fight with Stuart" when people ask me about my black eye...

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 4:49 pm

Lydia Love wrote:i confess this makes me wanna answer "i got in a fist fight with Stuart" when people ask me about my black eye...

Ok did I miss something or do you really have a black eye?

No one better not have hit you did they? Are you Ok?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 6:12 pm

DVD, I'll pay you cash money to get rid of that annoying Finger Bang line or at least the font size...cash money...think about it.....

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:14 pm

as far as this:

DVD Burner wrote:
Lydia Love wrote:i confess this makes me wanna answer "i got in a fist fight with Stuart" when people ask me about my black eye...
Ok did I miss something or do you really have a black eye?

No one better not have hit you did they? Are you Ok?

Nevermind, I dont wanna know, and as far as this:

cowboyangel wrote:DVD, I'll pay you cash money to get rid of that annoying Finger Bang line or at least the font size...cash money...think about it.....

Cowboy, you need'nt pay me anything. Just ask.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:50 pm

thanks DVD

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:13 am

the black eye has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with recent online dramas.

it was a TOTAL ACCIDENT. Yo? Ya dig? Some lovely people that I adore were fucking around and I didn't think to duck fast enough.

and it's a beaut. It looks like I tried to apply thick purple paint for eye-shadow over one eye.

I think it sort of gives me a "Sid and Nancy" punk rock something... or at least that's what I'm telling myself until it heals.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 5:59 am

I confess I'm coming out of hiding now. Watch for me!

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 6:56 am

gigglesnort wrote:I confess I'm coming out of hiding now. Watch for me!

I confess I feel so naked!!! Yikes!

I further confess that I am leaving my computer now; that's right folks! I'm stepping away from my computer! I have a plan of action! I'm going to actually DO something outside of my house today. Hooray for sunshine, menstruation, inspiration, and the resumption of school for hte kids after a looong weekend.

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 6:59 am

I confess it's going to be really hard for me not to ask if I can just go home at lunch today. This sore throat is kicking my ass. Already.

Tancorix · Post by **Tancorix** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 7:02 am

I ended up leaving work early yesterday and got in to Urgent Care. The doctor said I made it just in time....my sore throat had started to become bronchial pneumonia. I'm at home now with antibiotics and other stuff and I'm trying to fight it off. I hope your stuff is just a sore throat and doesn't get worse like mine did.

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 7:26 am

Tancorix wrote:I hope your stuff is just a sore throat and doesn't get worse like mine did.

Believe me, so do I. I spent six weeks on disability last winter with bronchial pneumonia...and I'm not insured this time around, so doctor's visits will be painful.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 8:13 am

stuart wrote:I confess that anyone who hits me gets the favor returned. Men, women or other. As a result, I confess, I have hit girls. I find any other response would be sexist. Mea culpa.

i confess that this makes me wanna fight stuart. it's no fun when they don't fight back.

Kristines · Post by **Kristines** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 10:35 am

Lydia Love wrote:One of these days I'm shelling out the cash for a hitachi magic wand. I want something with a little freaking power.

Have you considered a Sybian?

:oops:
Kristine

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 10:55 am

whew! i confess that i saw part of a post of mine and thought that it was something else. i thought, for a second, that i had accidentally posted part of a personal email.

on closer inspection, it was nothing of the sort.

but my blood pressure just shot through the roof.

never mind how difficult it would be to ACTUALLY make that mistake.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 11:39 am

I confess that my arms are quite long for my height, but not that long.

And Rian, you already know I will happily beat the crap out of you anytime.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 3:30 pm

I gotta confess,

I hate when people lie about me. I'm sure no one likes that, but I especially hate when females do it.

Everyone always assumes the female is right from the start no matter how stupid the lie is she may have created.

I confess I hate liar’s period, because I never have time to create lies, let alone remember any of them when I need to remember how the lie went when first told.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 3:50 pm

I confess that the above post makes me feel really icky.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 3:54 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:I confess that the above post makes me feel really icky.

I confess I am truely sorry about that.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:01 pm

Did you guys ever notice how the word 'misology' - a hatred of argument, reasoning, or enlightenment - is listed in Webster's right after the word 'misogynistic' - having a showing a hatred or distrust of women?

Weird, huh?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:06 pm

I confess that THAT is the smartest thing I've heard all day. Thank you, Sensei...

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:15 pm

I dont have a hatred or distrust of women.

Just Liars.

equal opp.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:20 pm

I confess that I despise bullies... no matter what form they take: strong bullies, weak bullies, political bullies, corporate bullies, friendly bullies, family bullies, homeless bullies, law enforcement bullies, artistic bullies, articulate bullies, stupid bullies, etc.

They make me want to beat the crap out of them... but I won't, because that would just prolong and justify their bullying... grrrrrrrrr...

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 4:24 pm

samtzu wrote:I confess that I despise bullies... no matter what form they take: strong bullies, weak bullies, political bullies, corporate bullies, friendly bullies, family bullies, homeless bullies, law enforcement bullies, artistic bullies, articulate bullies, stupid bullies, etc.

They make me want to beat the crap out of them... but I won't, because that would just prolong and justify their bullying... grrrrrrrrr...

I confess that is the POTD.