Fuck!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 1:46 pm

Badger wrote:
Fuck! My brother is in jail again. For no goodfuckingreason.
Lemme see.... jail + again = pattern of persecution?

or

pattern of bad choices?

Fuck, anyone taking bets here?

kinda depends on the fucking 'judicial system' you're working with.

also your ethnicity, economic class....

but FUCK IT, this is supposed to be the FUCK thread.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 2:14 pm

Badger wrote:
Fuck! My brother is in jail again. For no goodfuckingreason.
Lemme see.... jail + again = pattern of persecution?

or

pattern of bad choices?

Fuck, anyone taking bets here?

I'll take bad choices for $100, Alex

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 2:15 pm

oops, make that "I'll take bad fucking choices for $100, Alex"

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 3:47 pm

The fucking idiots that work in fucking Washinton D fucking C are called lawmakers (well, the ones I'm talking about, anyway) What is their fucking job description? LAWMAKER!
Q: "What do you do?"
A: "I make Laws..."
Q: "Good Laws? Bad Laws?"
A: "....?.... uh.... I make laws..."
Q: "Yeah, but do you make sure that you only make laws that help people to live their lives in peace and security, with the Liberty that was written about constantly by our founding fathers, and was so important to them?"
A: "....?..."
Q: (pause) "Well?"
A: (after a loooooooong pause).... uh.... I make laws...."
Q: "What kind of system do you have in place to protect people from bad laws?"
A: "... I make laws..."
(etc., etc., ad nauseum...)

Yeah, must be bad choices... sure as fuck couldn't be bad laws! Fuckin' A!!!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 5:35 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:Fuck.

Fuckitty fuckitty fuck fuck.

Emergency/parking on electric car going funny. No problem, dealer will pick up and check out in the nearish future.

Found dry-rot in bathroom floor. No problem, rigged a shower outside. Removed tub and sink, will pull flooring tomorrow and replace.

Fuck. Why?
1) Found out linoleum pasted over other linoleum. Why? Looks like the underlying linoleum contains asbestos. Fuck!
2) There are screwdriver stops for the water on the diverter valve on the shower. Turned them. One started leaking water. Now I have to take a bunch of plumbing off and replace it. Fuck fuck!
3) Front hydrualic brakes on the Gizmo (electric car) give out suddenly on the road. Ebrake doesn't work too good. Almost smash into car in front of me. Now I have to wait for the dealer to pick the car up for warranty repair. Since this is the third time this thing has been down in the 8 months I've owned it- I may have to nail the guy using the Lemon Law (mucho uncooperative). I don't really have the time right now because of the major bullshit in my bathroom. Fuck fuck fuck!!!

Fuck Bro...wish I could help you there; in one of my incarnarions I'm a C-54 California Tile Contractor

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 5:44 pm

cowboyangel wrote:

...for all who had a fucked day or need a quick fuck seizure

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 6:51 pm

No matter what kind of fucking day you're having, remember... It's still a good fucking day!!!

Sam

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 8:40 pm

FUCK! I just skipped seeing a sneak preview of a new movie with a few of my friends in order to get some job hunting done! Plus I found out just how much over budget this past week or so has been!!

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 8:43 pm

Badger wrote:
Fuck! My brother is in jail again. For no goodfuckingreason.
Lemme see.... jail + again = pattern of persecution?

or

pattern of bad choices?

Fuck, anyone taking bets here?

Eh, it could go either fucking way as far as I can tell. What the fuck?! It could be both, since it might depend upon your point of view!

Humph! Let's all sing Monty Python's "Spam Song", but substitute "Fuck!" for "Spam!"

orangepeelmoses · Post by **orangepeelmoses** » Sat Jul 24, 2004 7:18 am

word,
sex is the world's best exercise.

opm

Jesus was an alien ReMiX

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sat Jul 24, 2004 9:46 pm

orangepeelmoses wrote:word,
sex is the world's best exercise.

opm

Jesus was an alien ReMiX

So where is the "FUCK" in that?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Jul 24, 2004 11:07 pm

Man, that is fucked up.

Fuck.

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sun Jul 25, 2004 6:59 am

Sensei , where the FUCK have you been?

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sun Jul 25, 2004 9:56 am

FUCK! I am supposed to be on the west side of town in three minutes!

Where did the time go?!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sun Jul 25, 2004 10:55 am

Fuck 8.5 games back of the fuckin yankees......Ted Williams' head is an appropriate sacrifice for 1918 and the goddamn bambino (not you Bambi Dear) that fat guy that smoked too many cigars.

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sun Jul 25, 2004 1:29 pm

What! I am a 350 pound, beer swillin', cigar smoking italian dragqueen, and I thought we had a chance.

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sun Jul 25, 2004 1:31 pm

Bambi of Finland wrote:What! I am a 350 pound, beer swillin', cigar smoking italian dragqueen, and I thought we had a chance.

Fuck

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sun Jul 25, 2004 2:22 pm

http://www.krnv.com/Global/story.asp?S= ... v=8faOO6Wv
RENO, NV, June 22
Man sentenced to prison for drug crimes at Burning Man

An Oklahoma man has been sentenced to four years in prison for distributing the drug ecstasy at last year's Burning Man festival in the Black Rock Desert.

Thirty-nine year old Gordon Todd Skinner also must complete 250 hours of community service and be supervised for three years upon his release from prison under the sentenced handed down by US District Judge David Hagen in Reno.

Skinner was indicted last September

Prosecutors say Skinner was giving away the drug at the annual counter-culture festival north of Reno. He pleaded guilty in March to one count of possession with intent to distribute the drug.

Skinner and two others are accused in Tulsa County, Oklahoma with kidnapping a teenager and torturing him for six days.

Prosecutors there say the plan to extradite Skinner as soon as possible to face the charges.

(Copyright 2004 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sun Jul 25, 2004 5:46 pm

FUCK!!!!

Torturing a teenager.......????

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sun Jul 25, 2004 6:03 pm

Skinner and two others are accused in Tulsa County, Oklahoma with kidnapping a teenager and torturing him for six days.

Oooo-Kay...! I was feeling sympathy for the guy until I hit this line!

I think that the "Drug War" in this nation is out of control and more than a little insane, but, FUCK! kidnapping and torturing someone?!! What-in-the-hell is wrong with some people?!!

OTOH, keeping in mind the case of the West Memphis Three, I would like to know what the evidence is against Skinner and Company....

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Sun Jul 25, 2004 8:18 pm

OTOH, keeping in mind the case of the West Memphis Three, I would like to know what the evidence is against Skinner and Company....

It ain't pretty.

Hate to sound cryptic but don't want to spill the beans either.

They guy was a weird one. I'm actually surprsied that four years is all he got considering that it wasn't so much about giving the drugs away but to whom and how much he planned on giving. It could have gotten ugly. Real ugly.

The guy had a 'creep' factor that was just several decimal points less than Charles Manson as far as I'm concerned.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 8:55 am

FUCK!

This morning I got up and promptly coughed up the back side of my lungs.

I think i needed those.

FYI don't make the mistake of fucking drinking coffee right before a Vendana Shiva lecture. You will have to fucking leave.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 11:12 am

buckethead alien wrote:http://www.krnv.com/Global/story.asp?S= ... v=8faOO6Wv
RENO, NV, June 22
Man sentenced to prison for drug crimes at Burning Man

An Oklahoma man has been sentenced to four years in prison for distributing the drug ecstasy at last year's Burning Man festival in the Black Rock Desert.

Thirty-nine year old Gordon Todd Skinner also must complete 250 hours of community service and be supervised for three years upon his release from prison under the sentenced handed down by US District Judge David Hagen in Reno.

Skinner was indicted last September

Prosecutors say Skinner was giving away the drug at the annual counter-culture festival north of Reno. He pleaded guilty in March to one count of possession with intent to distribute the drug.

Skinner and two others are accused in Tulsa County, Oklahoma with kidnapping a teenager and torturing him for six days.

Prosecutors there say the plan to extradite Skinner as soon as possible to face the charges.

(Copyright 2004 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

Another fucking example of "never break more than one law at a time"

i

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 4:45 pm

I just posted a tirade to a thread when I meant to cancel it....
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

(forget that 'paying attention' crap today!)

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 4:46 pm

I just posted a tirade to a thread when I meant to cancel it....
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

(forget that 'paying attention' crap today!)

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 4:59 pm

... I hate fucking stuttering...

thoughtsurfer · Post by **thoughtsurfer** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 4:59 pm

Yep...
Just visiting for a quick FUCK
before I close up shop for another
Fucking Monday!
Thanks, All!
I can always count on you!!!!!

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!

Ahhhh...much better!!!!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 6:04 pm

Fuck the Yankees

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 6:05 pm

Fuck! Maybe I really will vote for Chickenfish for President....

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 6:18 pm

dig up John Kennedy and let's have that for president...better than the choices forced on us........

Fuck!

fucking

Re: fucking

Fucked.

Re: Fucked.

mmmmmm....