Camp Herring

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 8:47 am

I guess the speelchekurs are broken over there. Pease? And look at all those posters they put up with the misprint. Why I bet that's 1/2 of their already marginal propaganda and weapons funding right there.

And then there's that little problem of living in a delusional state of mind reappearing again in the form of that cool looking public sculpture.

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:31 am

Our komrades do not önderstand that allegation K4. Need an eyeball upgrade from our science group?

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:44 am

Nice retouch there. This morning it had a typo. I had the people sitting next to me on the flight out laughing about it.

As for that eyeball upgrade, if you have something that can give me 20/10 vision I might consider it.

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 12:06 pm

Glad to have been of assistance. A good laugh is always welcome. Too bad I wasn't there with you. Must have been hilarious... But that joke was only for the finders keepers. Glad you got there first!

Well, we do have some nice prototype eyeballs. Spec will be out soon. They'r cheap and fun.

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:09 pm

The Public War(n)ing Tour continues...

And then there's that little problem of living in a delusional state of mind reappearing again in the form of that cool looking public sculpture.

Those new eyeball prototyes really do WORK PERFECTLY.
They can melt cool looking public metal sculptures down to some cool looking piles of metal:

Hot Wire · Post by **Hot Wire** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:14 pm

How many herring must a man eat ?
42 !

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:21 pm

Defacing public art? How shameful.

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:24 pm

Hey, we got another wire on the wire!

Plane tickets are in the BOX, Hot!

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:31 pm

As we care...
The cause is more important than art...
Vive la cause!

Barb Wire · Post by **Barb Wire** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 4:20 am

Yess!!! The plane tickets have been booked!

Now, let's concentrate on nailing those Apokiliptikans!

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 8:33 am

Information from Herring Health Case:
Our scientists have done yet another remarkable discovery. Special smoked herring neutralizes the A-P-O gene. Soon there will be no more doomish obsessions!

Free YOUR mind, get YOUR smokes TODAY.
Available in 10, 20 and super size 800.

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 8:38 am

...very fiendish, going after all of our vices like that (first naked women, now tobacco; I suppose baseball and apple pie are next)

Is nothing sacred?

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:34 am

We're actually trying to help some tormented soles here. They really do embrace this incredible discovery. We have already delivered the first MegaHerring(tm).

Doom is fading!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 11:54 am

Just think - a few more minutes at your keyboards, and you will have inflated your hit count past ours.

We are so impressed. Honestly. Fortunately you have nationalized health coverage to cure your impending carp-al tunnel from all your efforts...

Your doom is sealed. We have plans to deal with your silly hit counter games.

Б. Б. Суз

Fire Wire · Post by **Fire Wire** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:48 pm

I hear somethin' sayin'

(Hooh! aah!) (hooh! aah!)
(Hooh! aah!) (hooh! aah!)

(Well, don't you know)
That's the sound of the kernul working on the chain ga-a-ang
That's the sound of the kernul working on the chain gang

All day long they're singin'
(Hooh! aah!) (hooh! aah!)
(Hooh! aah!) (hooh! aah!)

(Well, don't you know)
That's the sound of the kernul working on the chain ga-a-ang
That's the sound of the kernul working on the chain gang

All day long they work so hard
Till the sun is goin' down
Working on the highways and byways
And wearing, wearing a frown
You hear them moanin' their lives away
Then you hear somebody sa-ay

That's the sound of the kernul working on the chain ga-a-ang
That's the sound of the kernul working on the chain gang

Can't ya hear them singin'
Mm, I'm goin' home one of these days
I'm goin' home see my woman
Whom I love so dear
But meanwhile I got to work right he-ere

(Well, don't you know)
That's the sound of the kernul working on the chain ga-a-ang
That's the sound of the kernul working on the chain gang

All day long they're singin', mm
My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my work is so hard
Give me water, I'm thirsty
My work is so hard

kilngod · Post by **kilngod** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:14 pm

Don't Bogart that herring!

Fire Wire · Post by **Fire Wire** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:44 pm

Kurnul Killbuck, Major R. and Bay Bridge Sue many many years ago!!!

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 5:05 pm

...obviously a fake - the brand of beer is wrong...

Fire Wire · Post by **Fire Wire** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:23 pm

dragonfly Jafe wrote:...obviously a fake - the brand of beer is wrong...

No(r) way!!!!!!

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 7:08 am

Now that the incident regarding EL's target practice might be under control, there will be no more fooling around with the MetalArt Melting Eyeballs. They are prototypes and vision is not 100% yet. When using them, do NOT fire HerringMissiles, just hit the MELT-button on the console. Aim for larger standalone objects like this.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:34 am

Slightly off topic but in the "know your foe" mindset, it seems everyone's under surveillance. But the info on this map is a little skimpy.

http://blog.outer-court.com/prejudice/
(Work safe and clean link)

Hot Wire · Post by **Hot Wire** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 3:47 pm

Kinetic IV wrote:Slightly off topic but in the "know your foe" mindset, it seems everyone's under surveillance. But the info on this map is a little skimpy.

http://blog.outer-court.com/prejudice/
(Work safe and clean link)

Right

We looove fish,, (like smeagul...)
Try a herring burger ?

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:31 am

The war is official: http://www.apokiliptika.com/herring_as_enemy.htm

Our recruiting campaign has started.

Guys like these are no good with guns, but they're kinda spooky when they creep into one's sleeping bag in the middle of a desert during one's beauty sleep...
You just can't hear them coming...
.

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 9:24 am

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:17 am

...very clever of you, corrupting our most cherished brand of sporting ammunition like that. May not be the best load for taking deer, however (better check with your local fish & game department). Fortunately we use a larger caliber of ammo than that for our defenses...

Just remember, you are bringing your fishy ways to a salt desert (the perfect environment for processing fish after harvest for consumption by the masses).

Blunderland is safe against the fishy assault of Camp Herring, thanks to recent developments by the Mad Hatter. We offer refuge for any opponent of these herring-lovers under our defensive umbrella. Our vision for the future is so twisted that it cannot be expressed on Eplaya...

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:52 am

May not be the best load for taking deer..

Failed to mention the dumdum active herring-tip...

We offer refuge for any opponent...

Yaaaawn....

Strange how effective small handouts can be...

Hot Wire · Post by **Hot Wire** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:54 pm

Yess we CAN herring....
What's for lunch?

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:51 pm

x-posting is a no-no...

Doing so is considered kind of fishy.

A little slimy.

It stinks.

Ahhh... never to mind - fits the camp herring MO pretty well.

bb

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:11 pm

BB

A few things....

1. You have to give the Herring-eaters some credit. Their graphics are excellent and generally funny (definitely some American or English humor in there somewhere).

2. They obviously have a lot of spare time on their hands. I know what it takes to do bad graphics, so viewing their good graphics tells you a lot.

3. The fake "VIEW" inflation takes a lot of work. I tried it to see how hard it is to ratchet up by only 5 Views....ouch! It hurts and is very, very boring. Can you imagine doing that what must be over 10,000 times!?!?!

I think they don't realize that the total readership in Eplaya is not sufficient to warrant such time and effort.

4. Checking the weather in Oslo, it appears to be a bit cooler than the Bay Area and a helluva lot cooler than Orlando.

http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/01384.html

18 degrees fahrenheit with the wind chill. Clearly staying inside and playing with a computer is one of their few diversions (and also explains why their population isn't growing....)

5. I saw the pic of me as a baby. It is clearly faked. I drank only Ringnes Sommerøl in the summer and Schous Juleklassiker in the winter until I was 8 years old.

6. It is clearly an honor to appear on the "Warning Poster" (with you) the Herring-eaters have been taping to coolers and other places of public interest.

Yours in the service of doom, mayhem and crunchy peanut butter.

Major Roosevelt

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:53 pm

Major-

It seems that BB Dahlink has discovered their secret. We have chosen to keep the method as CLASSIFIED until later, when the time is right.

Meanwhile, the Nevada Test Site has perfected the AHMS: Anti-Herring Missile System. Photos from today's test:

Camp Herring

Speaking of good tunes El Wire!!