The Bar 2014 Edition

[unjonharley]

Bet there were a lot of moons on the 17th floor

[ygmir]

*strolls in, makes CC*
ok, the diet is really on now............

ha, V.C. reminded me of one of the funny/gross stories of the party:
some guy, whom no one invited, was wandering around. at a point he went to the sink in one room, where there were some snacks sitting on the counter near the sink, and began washing his arm pits...........egad!! then some chick decided to take a bath in another room.........someone said they were a couple.

[unjonharley]

morning

[lucky420]

[quote="ygmir"]*strolls in, makes CC*
ok, the diet is really on now............

ha, V.C. reminded me of one of the funny/gross stories of the party:
some guy, whom no one invited, was wandering around. at a point he went to the sink in one room, where there were some snacks sitting on the counter near the sink, and began washing his arm pits...........egad!! then some chick decided to take a bath in another room.........someone said they were a couple.[/quote]

That wasTITWIs and Pineys room. Both the bathing beauty and arm pit guy, but they weren't a couple. I guess they just both felt the need to get clean at the same time. It was incredible and hilarious all at once... :shock: :lol:

[unjonharley]

I have been to conventions all over the country.. It attracts interlopers every time..

Thet come to eat and drink and bath.. Most hang in the open host rooms..

[theCryptofishist]

I have been to conventions all over the country.. It attracts interlopers every time..

Thet come to eat and drink and bath.. Most hang in the open host rooms..

(note to self: find new hunting/gathering strategy.)

[^Rhino!]

I have been to conventions all over the country.. It attracts interlopers every time..

Thet come to eat and drink and bath.. Most hang in the open host rooms..

unjon, you need to find a better quality of convention.

The last one I went to had a feature-length film documentary during one afternoon, a violin/cello/flute chamber music trio performing at the awards banquet meet-and-greet, and we had our choice of going (above ground) to the Cripple Creek/Victor gold mine or (below ground) to Molycorp's molybdenum propertuy near Climax, Colorado

Two years previously we were in Flagstaff and held the awards banquet at the Museum of Northern Arizona, which had a friggin' AWESOME wing devoted to the Navajo code talkers. That year the trip was to the San Francisco Peak volcanic deposits

One thing I never will forgive, though. That was when I got kicked from my hotel room and reservation by goddamn NFL Security before a playoff game in Houston.
No compensation, no apologies, nothing. That's OK. I don't buy their tickets nor do I follow their sponsors.

[Aurelia]

Rhino,
it IS that time

[^Rhino!]

Rhino,
it IS that time

The serendipitous synchronicity is only ubiquitous on-playa. 7 months to wait.
Damn.

[AntiM]

Hola folks, I'm back. Went to Puerto Vallarta and all I got was this lousy flu. Which I probably caught here. Good thing I had my burner dustmask with me or I'd have infected the entire plane(s).

[lucky420]

Holler back at ya

[unjonharley]

50 degrees and cloud covered, may rain a little..

[Elliot]

I'm trying to sell a camping trailer, and of course, now it starts to rain, with nine or ten people lined up to look at it.

[ygmir]

*wanders in, makes CC*
Hi AntiM! so, you wore your mask on the plane? How was TSA with that?
Hey Lucky!

Dang I slept a long time........I guess this cold thing, though "low grade" is still hanging on?

so I dug up all my bulbs.......dang the tulips were just about to break ground, so have 4" of new growth, I hope I didn't kill them.
After separating I had hundreds of bulbs, it seems.....the tulips were bunched a dozen at a time.
the gladiolas made what seemed pancakes* of another bulb, so I separated them there? I hope that's right.
and the dahlias looked like potatoes. well anway, I broke stuff all up and replanted.....we'll see what happens.

looking for a little rain! yay!

*heads for ROS*

[ygmir]

I'm trying to sell a camping trailer, and of course, now it starts to rain, with nine or ten people lined up to look at it.

well, be glad you're not selling your underwear!!

[9ah]

Show them how many folks can actually fit inside??

I'm trying to sell a camping trailer, and of course, now it starts to rain, with nine or ten people lined up to look at it.

[Elliot]

well, be glad you're not selling your underwear!!

Show them how many folks can actually fit inside??

Absolutely nothing else could possibly fit inside my underwear.

[ygmir]

well, be glad you're not selling your underwear!!

Show them how many folks can actually fit inside??

Absolutely nothing else could possibly fit inside my underwear.

so, your nickname "elephant man" has no bearing on a large forehead or ears?

[VultureChow]

well, be glad you're not selling your underwear!!

Show them how many folks can actually fit inside??

Absolutely nothing else could possibly fit inside my underwear.

You own underwear?

[unjonharley]

That is why I hear people say, Look at the schmuck at the bike repair..

[VultureChow]

I think you mean putz.

[magicmarty]

Giggling!

[unjonharley]

I think you mean putz.

Oh! No! Elliot is top draw at Burning Man
look up schmuck

[Elliot]

Oh... it takes so little to amuse some folks.

[unjonharley]

Oh... it takes so little to amuse some folks.

Amen

[VultureChow]

I new putz was also a pejorative penis, but somehow missed schmuck.

They're going to revoke my membership in the International Jewish Conspiracy.

[ygmir]

I new putz was also a pejorative penis, but somehow missed schmuck.

They're going to revoke my membership in the International Jewish Conspiracy.

why do I always think of the most inappropriate jokes..........so glad, once in a while my filters work.


*waves at VC*

[9ah]

Glad I didn't read this during my agency assessment meeting.

well, be glad you're not selling your underwear!!

Show them how many folks can actually fit inside??

Absolutely nothing else could possibly fit inside my underwear.

You own underwear?

[^Rhino!]

I new putz was also a pejorative penis, but somehow missed schmuck.

They're going to revoke my membership in the International Jewish Conspiracy.

No, just the Yiddish Speakers' Bureau will pull your creds.

They really wanted some mensch from NYC with chutzpah, not a humorist from BRC with snark.

[^Rhino!]

I new putz was also a pejorative penis, but somehow missed schmuck.

They're going to revoke my membership in the International Jewish Conspiracy.

why do I always think of the most inappropriate jokes?

Because you're one of US. The few, the proud, the BRC ePlayans.