robbidobbs wrote:Ok, next time you exit a porta-pottie, don't be surprised if someone walks up to you and says:
You are under a rest-room
You have the right to remain intoxicated.
Any intoxicants that you may spew or do will be made fun of accordingly.
You have the right to more intoxicants.
If you do not have an intoxicant, one will be provided to you.
Do you understand these rights?
Brilliant! Do you mind if I steal this? I've got a faux police uniform, handcuffs & a flask, and the beginnings of formulation for a fun performance art piece...