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- PurpleKoosh
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Re: Story: Cold (it's fiction, I swear)
Catching up.....
I better go to the Confessions thread and confess that I have
multiple personalities and not responsible for half the things I say.
I agree. And hair pulling. I didn't just say this, did I ??gigglesnort wrote:Hey Tonto, some girls like this sort of thingtonytohono wrote:I thought of how angry it made my ex-girlfriend the first—and last—time I pressed down on her head while we were having sex.![]()
I better go to the Confessions thread and confess that I have
multiple personalities and not responsible for half the things I say.
Re: Story: Cold (it's fiction, I swear)
We speak the same language!!!!gigglesnort wrote: [sample report]
HOSPITAL PROCEDURES:
Include:
1. A chest computed tomography showing no deep vein thrombosis. Bilateral pleural effusions. Negative for pulmonary embolism.
2. Chest x-ray; borderline heart size with hyperinflation.
3. Transthoracic two-dimensional echocardiogram showing left ventricular function to be diminished. Moderate mitral regurgitation. Aortic valve is not significantly calcified. Left ventricular ejection fraction 20 to 25 percent. Right-sided pressure slightly elevated at 27 millimeters of mercury. Aortic regurgitation.
4. Computed tomography of the abdomen and pelvis showing bilateral pleural effusions, a left buttock hematoma at least 8 x 10.
Please see separate dictation for further detail on those procedures.
[/sample report]
Sorry about that, misery loves company. Bye!
{sample report}
No acute infiltrates are seen. The heart is not enlarged. The aorta is tortuous. There is increased density about the right paratracheal region at the level of the aortic arch with deviation of the trachea to the left. This may represent a vascular process such as a prominent innmominate artery or possibly a double aortic arch, however adenopathy or masses not excluded. No vascular congestion is seen.
{end of sample report}
Sorry about that....
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gigglesnort
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I work in the radiology department at a hospital here in SacTown. I use to hang the films for the doctors, but now everything has gone computerized and all technical. (I use to do technical support at Intel years ago, so it's helping me stay here now.) So basically now I show the doctors how to use the computers. Everything is transcribed on the same computer. I'll be right back -- gotta go chaperone an ultrasound. Joy....
More later....
**Scooting my chair back up the table**Sipping on my hot chai**
What I meant to say earlier is that the doctors/radiologists dictate on a microphone now as they read the xrays, MRI's, CT's, U/S, Angios, etc., and the computer automatically transcribes the reports. On PICC lines and Head CT's and ER's, I print off the reports and call the floors or doctors and read the reports over the phone. Some of these words are so big and hard to say.
A lot of the time I'm running around like a chicken with its head cut off...especially to ER. Everybody's got an emergency around here, ya' know... I also do patient scheduling, process orders to the rad techs, copy films, loan out films, cover for the girls over in Nuclear Medicine....and play on the computer as much as I possible can inbetween.
I pretty much like my job. I get to wear scrubs -- it's like wearing my pajamas to work. The doctors can be condescending assholes at times. Not all, but some. The nice ones will explain what they're doing and what it all means. The thing I really enjoy when I have to work with the jerky ones is that they go to school for years, but are illiterate as heck when it comes to computers. Heh. Gradually I am taking classes. I am going to be an ultrasound tech someday, so I can work with fat, happy, pregnant women.
I better have an espresso now. Today is my 6th day at work. Tomorrow will be my 7th. Only 15 minutes more to go....
What I meant to say earlier is that the doctors/radiologists dictate on a microphone now as they read the xrays, MRI's, CT's, U/S, Angios, etc., and the computer automatically transcribes the reports. On PICC lines and Head CT's and ER's, I print off the reports and call the floors or doctors and read the reports over the phone. Some of these words are so big and hard to say.
I pretty much like my job. I get to wear scrubs -- it's like wearing my pajamas to work. The doctors can be condescending assholes at times. Not all, but some. The nice ones will explain what they're doing and what it all means. The thing I really enjoy when I have to work with the jerky ones is that they go to school for years, but are illiterate as heck when it comes to computers. Heh. Gradually I am taking classes. I am going to be an ultrasound tech someday, so I can work with fat, happy, pregnant women.
I better have an espresso now. Today is my 6th day at work. Tomorrow will be my 7th. Only 15 minutes more to go....
- aforceforgood
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No way will medical dictation as a job ever go away. The computer screws up a lot. The transcriptionists edit and spellcheck the preliminary reports before they are finalized.aforceforgood wrote:hmm, so medical dictation as a job is on it's way out eh? What do you do about the errors the computer makes in transcribing? I admit I haven't tried it in a couple years, but voice recognition has never worked for me.
6 more minutes to go.... Bye for now, everybody.
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Rats! I thought I'd have a good butt-kick out the door coming to me in a few years....guess I'll have to kick my own ass....Donita wrote:No way will medical dictation as a job ever go away. The computer screws up a lot. The transcriptionists edit and spellcheck the preliminary reports before they are finalized.aforceforgood wrote:hmm, so medical dictation as a job is on it's way out eh? What do you do about the errors the computer makes in transcribing? I admit I haven't tried it in a couple years, but voice recognition has never worked for me.
6 more minutes to go.... Bye for now, everybody. :P
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Re: Story: Cold (it's fiction, I swear)
Mmmm...hairpulling....Donita wrote:Catching up.....
I agree. And hair pulling. I didn't just say this, did I ??gigglesnort wrote:Hey Tonto, some girls like this sort of thingtonytohono wrote:I thought of how angry it made my ex-girlfriend the first—and last—time I pressed down on her head while we were having sex.![]()

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Re: Story: Cold (it's fiction, I swear)
I thought I clarified this once before. Although this story is fiction you will note that said dirtbag expressed plainly that she was his "EX" and how it was the first—and last—time.PurpleKoosh wrote:Mmmm...hairpulling....Donita wrote:Catching up.....
I agree. And hair pulling. I didn't just say this, did I ??gigglesnort wrote: Hey Tonto, some girls like this sort of thing![]()
I'm all for the hair pulling and anything else that might work to encourage whichever end I happen to be on it.
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Here ya go, darlin'. Cheers.tonytohono wrote:Hey Purp... what up?
Got any more of that sleepy time tea?
xo
Spent the weekend housesitting for friends - was nice to have their whole big place to myself. Lotsa room to just sit and think.
Back to class in the morning; I take my last two Microsoft Office Specialist certification exams this week, and then I'm done. Oh, joy - back in the job hunt just in time for Christmas. I'm so looking forward to this...not.
How was your weekend?

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[pouring large cup of coffee and setting out small bowl of hand-rolled "cigarettes"]
Morning Joel.....coffee's up! And I got no time to stick around.....help yourself.....rainy Monday morning after a long weekend, I turned off hte alarm and went back to sleep, and now we are LATE! So of course, i take a minute to check the eplaya.....
Morning Joel.....coffee's up! And I got no time to stick around.....help yourself.....rainy Monday morning after a long weekend, I turned off hte alarm and went back to sleep, and now we are LATE! So of course, i take a minute to check the eplaya.....
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at least you have your priorites straight.gigglesnort wrote:[pouring large cup of coffee and setting out small bowl of hand-rolled "cigarettes"]
Morning Joel.....coffee's up! And I got no time to stick around.....help yourself.....rainy Monday morning after a long weekend, I turned off hte alarm and went back to sleep, and now we are LATE! So of course, i take a minute to check the eplaya.....
the decaf is great... munching on a free everything bagel...
got an MRI for my burning man bump this AM. i suspect a torn rotater cuff.
back later... ta ta
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I'm good, darlin'. I've been doing a spiritual thing for some time now, and this last weekend I got torn to shreds, which is what I am looking for... *sigh*... Enlightenment: It's not for sissies.gigglesnort wrote:A little tai chai chuan for Mr. Tzu.....how are you?
The revolutionary does not grow up because he cannot grow, while the creative individual cannot grow up because he keeps growing ~~ Eric Hoffer