The person below me

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 9:23 pm

Well ya gotta change your clothes sometime!

TPBM likes Phil Lesh and Freinds.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:20 am

Who's Phil Lesh?

TPBM is a bad influance on nieces and nephews.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:23 am

False...I dont have any of those YET!!!
give me time!

TPBM....wears different colored socks( from each other) EVERYDAY!!!

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:38 am

Hmmmm, never really thought about it before....

Now that I am looking at them, uh, yeah they dont match.

Wonder how long I've been doing that?

TPBM is looking forward to work today.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:51 am

Wrong. don't have a job yet.

Phil Lesh is/was the bass player for the Grateful dead. His freinds are the people that he plays with.

Phil Lesh

TPBM likes to wear hats.

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:13 am

The hat makes the man. Pink brocade welding cap today.

TPBM had a good lunch.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:00 pm

Leftover vegetable korma curry. That's the one with the sauce made out of ground cashews. Leads to a happy death, I'm sure.

TPBM was near homeless and slept on some odd almost couches...

OregonRed · Post by **OregonRed** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:37 am

Once upon a time that was true... Happily no more!

TPBM needs a shower.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:58 am

I don't wanna and you can't make me!

but, TPBM needs to shave.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:02 am

true, and, someone to take it with............

TPBM loves Olive Oil..........

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:12 am

Olive oil is the only oil I use for cooking and baking. It's wonderful in chocolate cake.

TPBM wishes he had kept his/her first car.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:16 am

BB: I thought you looked like Popeye............note the capitalized name.........of his girlfriend.......hahaha

nope, my first car was a broken old pickup.........

TPBM enjoys a priapism..........

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:38 pm

I'm not touching that.

TPBM knows that Popeye's girlfriend spells her last name "Oyl."

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:58 pm

true,
I was typing fast and not proof reading......dang.......my mistake.....again..........

TPBM knows why Popeyes forearms are so big..........

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 4:26 pm

same reason JK's are ... except popeye was ambidextrous.

TPBM loves spinach

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 4:28 pm

I'm not going there! (Although that might explain why my forearms are so (relatively) big..., but why are my CALVES so big?!?)

TPBM has not yet got a digital t.v., nor a conversion box!

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 5:20 pm

True. I'm hoping that it means I'll finally kick that pesky habit once it changes. Kinda like how when you throw out all your paraphenalia when your stash is gone in hopes you'll take a break.

TPBM is a virgin.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 7:42 pm

Well, thanks to mental health issues, and other factors, yes...

TPBM can't believe I gave a straight answer to that!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:01 pm

I don't think there is a straight answer to that question.

Plus, I'm not completely sure if I like the usage of the word "straight."

TPBM thinks we should play this with a statement at the beginning, mucho free association in the middle and another statement at the end.

sattelite5812 · Post by **sattelite5812** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:21 pm

So the devirgination should consist of a bisexual sandwich? Which positions are still available?

TPBM is looking forward to the Perigee full moon tomorrow night

OregonRed · Post by **OregonRed** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:20 pm

Sadly, the only thing I have to look forward to tomorrow night is work.

TPBM is hoping for sex for the holidays.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:23 pm

true. or sex anyday........dang........

TPBM is related to the famous German/Italian yoga instructor:

Otto Felatio

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:05 am

False, although I am Italian and German and do yoga and would auto my lingus to my cunny if possible.

Cunny looks and sounds like bunny, which makes me giggle. (Following Cryptofishist's suggestion about mucho free association here...)

I also want SOME for Christmas, or any old day.

And ooh, I didn't know that there was a perigee full moon tomorrow, but may be checking it out.

TPBM is also spending their day calling business associates to determine their exposure to Bernie Madoff.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:14 am

NYET! But I am trying to limit my exposure to bloodborne pathogens.

Sadly though, TPBM is a pathological liar

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:04 am

I was just accused of that on FaceBook too. I guess it's true then. The internets never lie.

I'd like sex for my birthday on the 16th, but I'm gonna be in NYC visiting my grandmother, so it is very unlikely.

TPBM is gonna say something really nasty about that.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:19 am

sex with your grandmother on your 16th birthday? hmmmmm.....

maybe grandma will unchain you ....? NYC ... no sex in NYC ... no no no!

(happy early birthday, FC!)

TPBM doesn't want to wait until the 16th to have sex

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:41 am

both grandmas are dead. And no I don't want to wait til my Bday to have sex. Although the 16th isn't that far away so Bday would be OK.

THBM got a girl inside a birthday cake once.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:58 am

I wish!

Wish, fish, mermaid? Or theCryptofishist? Cryptofishist in a cake?

TPBM would like to be put in a cake!

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 12:46 pm

I would never!

But TPBM has smeared cake over their lover while doing the nasty

misfit · Post by **misfit** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 1:04 pm

nope, i'm unloved and a social misfit....

TPBM keeps smiling and winking at me while pointing to a piece of cake in their hand....

The person below me

hey, what the cursor doing up here?!?