All the reason to get in training now. By August you can be completely unaware of any spatter burns.Daddy-O wrote:Being naked is great just be sure to wear an apron while cooking your bacon. Ouch, the grease splatters can really hurt sensitive areas.
Nude greeter's
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theCryptofishist
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The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
No worries my little bburrito, the Gate staff will come on board your RV or look into anywhere large enough to hide a person BUT they are pretty much only looking for stowaways, dogs, live plants, etc.... they are not there to question your stash - that is unless you are stashing stowaways trying to get in without a ticket.bburrito wrote:There are people that poke around your car at the gate?
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Don't forget the booze gift for the gate and greeters either, specifically a nice cold frosty pbrmojo wrote:No worries my little bburrito, the Gate staff will come on board your RV or look into anywhere large enough to hide a person BUT they are pretty much only looking for stowaways, dogs, live plants, etc.... they are not there to question your stash - that is unless you are stashing stowaways trying to get in without a ticket.bburrito wrote:There are people that poke around your car at the gate?
Excuse me Ma'am, your going to feel a small prick.
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Spankin's?
Sounds like college 
I saw a picture of the 'bell', I wonder how much you can hear after standing next to that for long!
Bells are fun though.
I saw a picture of the 'bell', I wonder how much you can hear after standing next to that for long!
Bells are fun though.
I heartily concurr with considerate drink gifts for the greeters - they are out there for hours, often having to talk directly into the prevailing blasts of playa dust.Sail Man wrote:Don't forget the booze gift for the gate and greeters either, specifically a nice cold frosty pbrmojo wrote:No worries my little bburrito, the Gate staff will come on board your RV or look into anywhere large enough to hide a person BUT they are pretty much only looking for stowaways, dogs, live plants, etc.... they are not there to question your stash - that is unless you are stashing stowaways trying to get in without a ticket.bburrito wrote:There are people that poke around your car at the gate?