Why is "Penis" such a hard word for men to say?

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:37 pm

Badger wrote:The Little Admiral.

Rear Admiral...

DaddyMassive · Post by **DaddyMassive** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:25 am

Over here, creating new names for teh p3nis is a national sport.
www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/profan_index.php

Personally I don't have a problem using the word, it's just it's dull.

Beef bayonet or womb broom are a couple of my personal favourites.

For the ladies it's hairy axe wound.

nogganoodle · Post by **nogganoodle** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:13 am

DaddyMassive wrote:
For the ladies it's hairy axe wound.

I personally like Badly Wrapped Kebab or Haddock Pastie

ragabashpup · Post by **ragabashpup** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:05 am

DaddyMassive wrote:Over here, creating new names for teh p3nis is a national sport.
www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/profan_index.php

Personally I don't have a problem using the word, it's just it's dull.

Beef bayonet or womb broom are a couple of my personal favourites.

For the ladies it's hairy axe wound.

Sometimes you can also call it a bloody hatchet wound. That brings me much joy.

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 1:49 pm

Did (Penis) I (Penis) win (Penis) something (Penis) ?

the (penis) rebbi

thirt33n · Post by **thirt33n** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 2:46 pm

....split faced hair shark?

sorry

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:43 am

The name doesn't matter as much as size and availability.

~BC, the Everready Chicken

Kinetik V · Post by **Kinetik V** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:09 am

BigCock wrote:The name doesn't matter as much as size and availability.

~BC, the Everready Chicken

Amen!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:39 am

Why is my penis so hard all the time? Well I donâ€™t know it just seems to be stuck it the on position all the time. It really is a bother because I keep knocking things off the table. Any suggestions on what I can do? My wife keeps giving me these blue vitamins every four hours but they seem to make it worse.

I just don't know...I just don't know.

Fire Wire · Post by **Fire Wire** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:34 pm

MozyBonz wrote:Why is my penis so hard all the time? Well I donâ€™t know it just seems to be stuck it the on position all the time. It really is a bother because I keep knocking things off the table. Any suggestions on what I can do? My wife keeps giving me these blue vitamins every four hours but they seem to make it worse.

I just don't know...I just don't know.

Haven't you figured it out yet? Your thoughtful wife is scared for that you may roll out of bed.!!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:40 pm

Fire Wire wrote:
MozyBonz wrote:Why is my penis so hard all the time? Well I donâ€™t know it just seems to be stuck it the on position all the time. It really is a bother because I keep knocking things off the table. Any suggestions on what I can do? My wife keeps giving me these blue vitamins every four hours but they seem to make it worse.

I just don't know...I just don't know.

Haven't you figured it out yet? Your thoughtful wife is scared for that you may roll out of bed.!!

That's enough of V to blind all the males in Reno for 4 decades.....

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Wed May 27, 2009 10:45 pm

Fire Wire wrote:Haven't you figured it out yet? Your thoughtful wife is scared for that you may roll out of bed.!!

~bump

Post by **Sham** » Thu May 28, 2009 1:02 am

There is simply no need to ever use the word "p***s", when the English language has the word "hoo-hoo-dilly" in it! I could write, type or say that "p" word whenever I want to---I just choose never to do it.

As far as Oprah using the word va jay-jay, this is pure genius and an example of why she is so rich. She could have used "cha-cha", but she proved herself with this new and spectacular word.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu May 28, 2009 1:08 am

Good move Risky !!!

*smootches*

Shambala, If Oprah is calling it "va-jay-jay", shouldn't we be calling it "pa-ni-ni".

Who's wearing the ham sandwich now ????

Post by **Sham** » Thu May 28, 2009 1:26 am

oneeyeddick wrote:Good move Risky !!!

*smootches*

Shambala, If Oprah is calling it "va-jay-jay", shouldn't we be calling it "pa-ni-ni".

Who's wearing the ham sandwich now ????

Oneeyedick, you edited out that great video of that bladder proceedure. That was probably the only time I could see myself using that word. "Hey doc, can you insert that large sharp tool into the end of my penis until it hits my bladder and then expand it?" That would be sooooo hot!

There, I said penis! PENIS, PENIS, PENIS! Wow, I am cured! Thanks oneeye. Now can you put that video back so I can watch it again?

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu May 28, 2009 1:34 am

sure thing, I had to comment on Oprah's Va-jay-jay before moving forward.

Here it is, try to not wince while watching it...I couldn't.

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here is someone's procedure, with him making fun of it.......

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Enjoy !!!

ALICEtheGOON · Post by **ALICEtheGOON** » Thu May 28, 2009 1:43 am

I wouldnt give a shit if I had ALL those symptoms.

HOMEY DONT PLAY THAT

....OUCH....I MEAN OoooooooO U C h IE MOMMA

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Thu May 28, 2009 10:43 am

Oh, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis--

Damn, penis, you, penis, have, penis, trig-penis--gered, penis, my, penis, OCD, penis!

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Thu May 28, 2009 12:20 pm

Here's a solution...Umlauts make any word cool.. pÃ«nÃ¬Å¡ ..

Post by **Sham** » Thu May 28, 2009 12:42 pm

My favorite story is of the people that want to get fancy with the spelling of their kid's names. Penny with the new spelling is Peni and of course if you make it a possessive it becomes---peni's. Peni's bicycle!

Also, a web site that is not longer up (no pun intended) that sold pens was www.PenIsland.com or as it reads, PenisLand.

dr.placebo · Post by **dr.placebo** » Thu May 28, 2009 1:16 pm

The penis: might ear than the sored.

Post by **Sham** » Fri May 29, 2009 1:58 am

oneeyeddick wrote: Shambala, If Oprah is calling it "va-jay-jay", shouldn't we be calling it "pa-ni-ni".

Thanks a lot oneeye, now I'll never be able to eat a sandwich on panini bread without wondering what the sauce is and if there will be a funny aftertaste!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri May 29, 2009 6:17 am

Shambala wrote:
oneeyeddick wrote: Shambala, If Oprah is calling it "va-jay-jay", shouldn't we be calling it "pa-ni-ni".
Thanks a lot oneeye, now I'll never be able to eat a sandwich on panini bread without wondering what the sauce is and if there will be a funny aftertaste!

"Tell me, Spartacus: do you like snails, or, oysters"?

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Fri May 29, 2009 9:58 am

I'd much rather have a candiru swim up there then have that steel rod shoved up my................................

tallywhacker

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Fri May 29, 2009 11:01 am

I have absolutely no problem talking about my... pee-pee.

Well, I least I have no trouble talking about, er, saying, uh, va-- v-- <deep> vag---

(faints)

Generic Anonymity · Post by **Generic Anonymity** » Fri May 29, 2009 6:49 pm

I haven't got a penis, so I don't suppose it's such a big deal. Still, penis sounds like such a wimpy word. Phallus is a bit better, but I just like the sound of the word cock. It's so much more masculine sounding.
As for the vagina, I haven't really settled on a word I like. As before stated, va-jay-jay makes you sound mentally incapacitated. Most people consider cunt offensive. (but it wasn't always)

So is it more difficult to say the word when it's what you have?

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Fri May 29, 2009 7:55 pm

why did I read the topic as "HARD WOOD" ??

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sat May 30, 2009 2:11 pm

GREENPENIS wrote:Who is the cocksucker that has a hard time chewing on the PENIS ?

So.........this is what it takes to bring me out of my hibernation, huh ???

So be it.

Try these on for a more "acceptable" way to say PENIS.

Harry Johnson
Wang
The little soldier.
Willie
Cock (roosters are known for getting up in the morning)
Summer Sausage
The head that thinks for me.
My Bologna
My little pony.
My little Killbuck
The "Package"
The unit
The Tool
Power Drill
Jack Hammer
Schlong
Weiner
Frankfurter
Hot dog
Jack-in-the-box
Noodle
Captain Winkie
Better than chocolate
"IT"
The magic wand.
The joystick
The Salamander
The Snake
Purple headed yogurt slinger.
Whoopee stick.
Lap Rocket.
Quiver bone.
Nether Rod.
Wedding tackle
Piston.

And my personal favorite...........The One Eyed Dick.

AHA!

So your Kernel Killbuck!

I bet your Da Mule too muah hah hah hahhhhh

Post by **Sham** » Sun May 31, 2009 6:03 pm

Sail Man wrote:I'd much rather have a candiru swim up there then have that steel rod shoved up my................................
tallywhacker

I think tallywhacker is the best word yet. It seems to sum up everything!
Thank you Sail Man.

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:49 am

It's true!

It's not just elephants that have green penises....

Why is "Penis" such a hard word for men to say?

Now (Penis).....