Jaded Burner Trying to get that Newbie Feeling Back.

tinkerbelle90 · Post by **tinkerbelle90** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:10 pm

thank you all for the hilarious, gritty and useful spew. I plan on getting overheated, cause you know a flushed woman looks like she just...anyway I was most fortunate to hook up with the monkey clan, at least that's what they're saying...my main bit of advice was don't eat or drink anything that you didn't make yourself OR you will become naked. okay, but remember I'm nurse and I cannot show up on the 2nd of sept with my hair on fire.
Please more tips
please, please.
love to beg and I will tolerate being rolled in playa dust upon arrival
fairie dust is everywhere
except the playa
Tinkerbelle

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 6:14 am

1986 was a long time ago. it's comin' back around just like duran duran and hall and oats and little red scooters with sidecars.

for some of us, it never left....now please excuse me while i go listen to hungry like the wolf while blow drying my Daryl Hall like Pompador and spraying it down with the "dry look" from mennen before i go riding on my scooter.

i think afterwards i'll beat off while looking at my nastasia kinski naked with snake poster.

ah the good old days....."Honey, have you seen my scrunchy boots, i cant find them anywhere"

st8ter68 · Post by **st8ter68** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 8:28 pm

LIVE VICARIOUSLY THRU AN ACTUAL VIRGIN BURNER, YOU MAY EVEN GET MORE OUT OF IT THAN YOU EXPECT

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:59 am

i gave at the office.

i brought 4 last year.

how many did you bring?

Jaded Burner Trying to get that Newbie Feeling Back.

re: virgin burners

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