I love living in Black Rock City. My kind of life style. One week is not enough. Enjoyed a couple extra days when I organized a Theme Camp (Kinetic Sculpture Racing Camp) in 2007.
But I do have a secret weapon. Her Name is Millicent. Millicent is a 40-foot Blue Bird school bus with extra high roof. Practically unlimited food, water, clean clothes, shower, flush toilet.... And never bothered by wind. One of my best BM memories is from when a whole bunch of people piled into Millicent for shelter from a dust blow in 2007. Cozy!
Decommissioned school buses are a real bargain, and perfect "RVs" for BM. Amazing the art and stuff you can haul in one -- specially if you make a "garage door" in the back. Wanna lag-bolt some two-by-fours onto the side of it? Go right ahead -- no harm done!
So two weeks for $500,- would be of interest to me, yes.