Center Camp Couch Slasher Sells Couch Cushion Shawls on EBay

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:51 am

Heyâ€¦..nice cushions Bob. Searches for razor knife in pocket.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:36 am

I think after the preburn, the police had 5,000 to 6,000 photos of Addis to use, not to mention the video.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:09 am

dont worry bob, i got your back....i have a few yards of plaid herculon with the wildlife scene in the background saved just in case some freak decides to go after your padding.

i also have a spray that works on most hippies, it's called "NO! duuuuude."

just cover the couch with a fine mist, and the laboratory created ester-scent of hard work, self-reliance, and proper hygiene will scare them right off.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:30 pm

Definately this week's funniest thread. Proving that when we snark together we snark best.\

Or something.

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Sun Jun 21, 2009 7:55 am

Bob has fair reason for concern here. Should "WE" include people who intend to do him harm?

Playa Tom · Post by **Playa Tom** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 4:38 pm

Do they clean the cushions every year?

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:25 pm

Do they clean the cushions every year?

Yeah. every year. No, every month.

That's it.
Every month.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:31 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:dont worry bob, i got your back....i have a few yards of plaid herculon with the wildlife scene in the background saved just in case some freak decides to go after your padding.

i also have a spray that works on most hippies, it's called "NO! duuuuude."

just cover the couch with a fine mist, and the laboratory created ester-scent of hard work, self-reliance, and proper hygiene will scare them right off.

we could also post a sign, near Bob that reads:

job interview waiting area.