Your Best Burning Man quotes please...

swampdog · Post by **swampdog** » Wed May 26, 2010 12:22 pm

Namaste, motherfuckers!

Dustdevil · Post by **Dustdevil** » Fri May 28, 2010 6:24 pm

From my 17 year old daughter quite a few years back as we watched "Ouchie the Clown" on the Esplanade.

"Dad, why would a grown man want to get naked, tied up and whipped by a mean naked clown"?

Answer: I am not really certain, when we get home ask Richard. (Richard is my shop foreman, but he also worked at Bondage a Go-Go in SF at the time.

aireekah · Post by **aireekah** » Tue Jun 01, 2010 2:49 pm

"I heard that at midnight the rubix cube will be solved! Then, the rocket is going to fly over and Daft Punk will parachute out and play another show."

mudpuppy000 · Post by **mudpuppy000** » Wed Jun 02, 2010 9:27 am

"Yeah, but it's a dry heat!"

MistressSybs · Post by **MistressSybs** » Wed Jun 02, 2010 9:48 am

Do comments made at other burns?

TX Decomp08
Worst rave evar!
Houston fucktards unite!

TX Flipside08
We signed the waiver!

Safety third! Damn near every burn I've been to

Anonyme · Post by **Anonyme** » Sat Jun 05, 2010 6:06 pm

"Burning Man makes up for what society did to the rest of your year"

RevDusty · Post by **RevDusty** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:57 pm

Hey...just want to thank you all for your contributions. Some will definitely be used! There were some very good poignant and funny ones.

I plan to use them in this playa piece: [url]http://www.burningman.com/installations ... l#syzygryd[/url]

You can also check out: [url]www.syzygryd.com [/url]

RevDusty · Post by **RevDusty** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:58 pm

Hey...just want to thank you all for your contributions. Some will definitely be used! There were some very good poignant and funny ones.

I plan to use them in this playa piece: [url]http://www.burningman.com/installations ... l#syzygryd[/url]

You can also check out: [url]www.syzygryd.com [/url]

shroom · Post by **shroom** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 2:29 am

Nice art work. can't wait to see it! This is my first burn, but I do love the quote in my signature......

Clar-i-ty · Post by **Clar-i-ty** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:17 pm

Heard at temple burn a few years ago--
"You're ruining my spiritual experience."

Said every year on Saturday when we play a game of Make College Girls Cry--
"Oh my god, you wore that?"
"Yes, it makes you look fat!"
"Honey, cute doesn't cure stupid. And eventually you're gonna grow out of cute."

Clar-i-ty · Post by **Clar-i-ty** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:21 pm

One more, said by my then 8 year old son on camera for the Beyond Blackrock movie-

Question: What is Burning Man?

Answer: It's a glowing man, made of sticks

swampdog · Post by **swampdog** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 7:57 am

RevDusty - LOVE the description of your project. I hope I get a chance to play on it.

ETA: Here's your links, re-linkified.

http://www.syzygryd.com/

http://www.burningman.com/installations ... l#syzygryd

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 9:27 am

It's, it's like, oh wow, man.

RevDusty · Post by **RevDusty** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 6:30 pm

Hey, thanks again everyone...just to be clear...I can't really call it "my" project...I'm just a minor contributor,but still, it is really nice to be a participant on a installation on this scale and vision.

Mojojita · Post by **Mojojita** » Fri Jun 11, 2010 11:01 am

My two all time favorites:

"My grass skirt is in my cereal" (said by my hubby) and;

"The party starts at D lot"

lhyr · Post by **lhyr** » Fri Jun 11, 2010 12:29 pm

i guess this counts as worst, but since it pissed me off it did exactly what it was supposed to do.

"welcome to the rainbow gathering."

(from an irate guy working gate, after we passed inspection).

i think my favorite tho was, well, i saw a woman in full pony gear, pulling a cart by her harness that had her husband and son in it (both dressed completely normally: shorts hats t-shirts), and the kid was yelling "faster, mommy, faster!" while she towed them along.

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Fri Jun 11, 2010 7:35 pm

"You know, Burning Man is sorta like the Special Olympics of art."

bluemoon541 · Post by **bluemoon541** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 2:49 am

last year
wednesday..im at my camp re-securing on of my tarps...some guy walks up to me and asked me where the "party" was at.
i told him on was down the street a block at the dome...

the next well..day/night..whatever....
i was sittin in the bar at gigsville...shirtly after their art car caught fire...haha
and some dumdass yahoo comes in and asked me if i had seen thegirl with the blinkie lights and stuff....
i gave him the same answer as about...
gah...some peoples parents....

Remark · Post by **Remark** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 9:50 am

couple years ago at a wonderful camp potluck...

"Fuck! Fuck! you're kidding me, right? I have to take a fuckin' piss test for the army when I get back....Fuck!"

(side note: everything was labeled very well)

bluemoon541 · Post by **bluemoon541** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 3:19 pm

person1: you wanna do shrooms?
peson2: ehh, i dont know...
person1: you wanna do E?
person2: ehh...i dont know...
person1: you wanna do shrooms AND E?
person 2: sure!...

fbcota · Post by **fbcota** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 11:59 pm

During temple burn last year when our section tried to start a "moo" wave, a couple irate trustafarians were not happy so someone said "What, do we all have to mourn the exact same way. Maybe I want to laugh!"

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 6:23 am

Dr. Pyro wrote:"You know, Burning Man is sorta like the Special Olympics of art."

We have a winner!

bm_cricket · Post by **bm_cricket** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 7:04 am

fbcota wrote:During temple burn last year when our section tried to start a "moo" wave, a couple irate trustafarians were not happy so someone said "What, do we all have to mourn the exact same way. Maybe I want to laugh!"

As a side note, I loved the ~20 piece brass band at the temple last year.

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Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 10:29 am

Douglas Adams wrote:Itâ€™s unpleasantly like being drunk.
â€˜Whatâ€™s so unpleasant about being drunk?â€™
â€˜You ask a glass of water.â€™

Flame retarded · Post by **Flame retarded** » Tue Jun 15, 2010 6:45 pm

FUCK YOUR DAY!

and...
whats the difference between a hippy and a burner?

a pair of ass kickin boots , a hand ful of bacon, and a bar of soap.

or the answer is
a 300 dollar ticket, 24 gallons of water, and a bar of soap.

There is no team in FUCK YOU.

Enthusiadam · Post by **Enthusiadam** » Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:39 am

Burning man isn't a vacation, if it were a vacation it would be easy. Burning man is an adventure and shit WILL go wrong. Zen with the dust or go the fuck home.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 8:02 pm

"at this point, i really dont give a fuck, just give me the goddamn Brown Acid, and fill up my flamethrower.......please."

AKAparttime · Post by **AKAparttime** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 8:42 pm

Is this the Esplanade ?

capjbadger · Post by **capjbadger** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:42 pm

*Watching the Man burn on Monday then turning to the line of car lights of people tryng to get past the gate*

"Think we should tell them?"

-Badger

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 9:31 am

Simon's Back!!!!

Your Best Burning Man quotes please...

Thanks ...and keep 'em coming....

Thanks ...and keep 'em coming....

A clarification...

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